Despite best intentions, Precious welcomed those in attendance at the circle in the car park of the Sebas Bowling club, to the Department of f$king around. The run had been abbreviated but the walkers didn’t get the memo and they had the drink stop keys. We were on a tight schedule and the dinner was served before the drink stop and circle. Down downs were being made from the drink stop, shandy style, half VB and half Hahn Light. But this is Hash. We were asked how do you make a pentagon with 4 sides?....Crash a plane into one. There was also mention of the Australia Day Hash Run with Lakeside Hash. A bus may be arranged if there are sufficient numbers. More details to come.
Welcomes Backs went to Pigs Arse, Lois Lane and Normal. There was only one sniffy run, Jus Cum on 292. Without fail, someone always speaks up. Pink Bits told us all that she had gone home, so she scored the down down.
Mountie screwed the run telling us that she was quite discombobulated by Cinderella’s run. We heard some bible quotes about shoes and how due to time constraints, the run was cut short, so all the runners were back well before the walkers. She also told us that Cinderella had been dumped by Prince Charming. Hearing that the carnival was coming to town, Cinderella got all frocked up with the hope of meeting someone new, but under instruction from her fairy godmother, she was told that she must be home before midnight or her vaj will turn into pumpkin. Cinderella was having a lovely time on the Ferris wheel with a new bloke. She suddenly remembered to ask what the time was. It was 10 to 12. As she was leaving in a bit of a rush, she told him her name and his name was, it was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.
Rowdy was called to the front. Being retired, he was cleaning out his garage with his wife. Most people use a broom. She was covered with cobwebs but she’s good with the grand kids. Pigs Arse was charged for getting back together with his ex. It was only for his money. Cinderella was charged for her run, as the best runs are those with the best drink stops and at this one, no runners got a drink stop. Cinderella was also charged for getting lost while setting trail, while chasing pussy in the sewerage farm. Pus Bucket and Mountie were charged for turning up to play golf with Dumb n Dumber, an hour early. IC was charged for making fun of Precious’ facial hair. Precious had the comeback that at least it was better than IC’s moustache efforts. Normal was charged for leaving his hat inside, but he didn’t fall for it, the hat was on his head. Mountie, trying to keep warm, was charged for being armless and Teflon was charged for explaining how to find Half-a-bar’s place. He said if you go down, you’ve gone too far. Dumb was charged for texting a Vanessa, but not knowing who it was, as it was not Sparrow Fart. Nutcracker was charged for asking why Cinderella didn’t drive to collect her car keys for the drink stop. At this point Boner and Deep Heat arrived and Boner was charged for his 45 years of Hashing. Mountie was charged for asking why the ambulance was out the front, was it for an oldie playing keno? But it was for a worker, and she wasn’t doing well. Nutcracker was charged for asking AI what her kids would look like, if she’d had some with NBCL. She’d been flashing the AI family portraits over dinner. When asked why the girls were short, it was because they were sitting down. Last charge went to Renob and Bent Nose, as they both started Hashing 45 years ago.
Next weeks run will be hosted by Half-a-bar, 225 Dollys Creek Road, Morrisons. At his house this year, not the dongers.
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