Welcome to the blog for the run that was described as moister than an oyster. We welcomed back Exit, Wee Problem, Gilf and Billy. The only sniffy run that was recognised was Disco on 96, as a backwards 69.
The screw had to wait for the hare, Donuts, who was busy with dinner preparations. Mountie began her screw by saying that she had looked though her bible, but it had nothing to say about about Donuts, so she made some other quotes instead. Mountie went on to describe the run and was somewhat critical of Donuts giving NBCL the map. Pink arrows on trail may have contributed to Rowdy becoming lost. But we all made it back to the Drink Stop eventually. Someone was heard to say “Can’t get a Bar” and Mountie told us a joke about Bad Hair Day, Bent Nose and Donuts who on the walk had seen a sign for blow jobs. Prices ranged from $10 to $50 and $100. Bad Hair Day went for the cheapest option and said it was great, had a donut placed on his penis and it was topped with whipped cream that needed to be licked off. Bent Nose went for the $50 option, described the same and was very satisfied. Donuts selected the $100 job, described it the same, but said it was so good I ate it myself.
NBCL began with a symbolic burning of the hand drawn trail map that did not stop us getting lost. He then told us that he’d had a conversation with Billy before the run, and questioned why he locked his car when out here. Pauline was charged for locking his car too, now that he was outside of the safety of the village. Lois then told us a joke about Mountie, who had just done her tax return. When asked to list her occupation, she said whore. The accountant didn’t like that and asked for another description, so she said prostitute. This was also unacceptable, so Mountie said chicken farmer. When asked for an explanation, she said she’d raised 5000 cocks last year. Lois was charged for getting good value for her joke, as it was told yesterday at PMT Hash. Bad Hair Day was charged for saying Hello Hair/Hare, he was clearly not talking to himself. We then celebrated a Hashy Birthday for Evie (Evil), who turned 15 today. So if one dog drinks, all dogs drink and Big Dog was charged. Nutcracker, never one to disappoint, piped up to say “He’s not here”, so she was charged too. I was then charged as a visiting GM. Yes, Campaspe is the new Grand Mistress of PMT hash. Dumb was charged for turning the fire into a smoker. NBCL was charged for sending the runners the wrong way, when holding the trail map. He also told us to keep an eye out for a tree, which is not a particularly useful landmark while running through a forest. Rowdy was charged for coming first, even though he was following pink arrows. Pauline was charged for buying Olympic themed condoms, gold silver and bronze. When asked which one to use, silver was selected, so he would come second. Someone questioned the use of the bronze one, this was quickly answered with “its for the other hole, so you come turd”. Dumb was charged again for adding donut oil to the fire, it really wasn’t helping. IC, Disco, Mrs D and Bent Nose were charged for calling trail on the walk, so Lois and Pauline didn’t get lost. Dumb was charged AGAIN, to try to keep him away from the fire. There was then another joke about Dumb going to a seminar about the paranormal. People were asked, who believes in ghosts, lots of hands went up. Who’s seen a ghost, a few hands went up. When asked if anyone has had sex with ghost, Dumb’s hand went up. When questioned further, he explained, Oh I thought you said goat. Bad Hair Day updated us on Jill, saying that she was back to normal. Wow, good recovery! But No, she is just going home to normal and her recovery is still a work in progress. People Pleaser was talking with Exit and they scored charges, because she thought his name was People Teaser. Talking more about fire accelerants, we were told that diesel was used earlier or was it distillate. Pauline was charged for stealing Shafted mining related stubby holder and Jus Cum was charged for not worrying about getting lost on trail. Wee Problem was charged for not being in the circle, while she was fking cooking. Exit scored the last down down.
Next weeks run will be hosted by Dumb’n’dumber from the Park Hotel, because Nummy will be away.
Final announcement is a reminder for anyone yet to pay for our Mitiamo weekend. Give $65 cash to Nutcracker ASAP.
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