Welcome to this weeks run, which was the holy 1 day of sun in Ballarat, in sharp contrast to last weeks weather. It was hard to hear above the Ed Sheeran music, so all the gingers were charged, Mrs D, Rowdy, Bent Nose, Cinderella and Disco while the music was being turned down. There was a big list of welcomes backs that went to Normal, Phukwit Phil, Cris Cross, Pebbles, Quick Dick and Carpet Burns. Quite the turn out this week!
Mountie’s screw began with a bible quote and finished with a joke about Nutcracker and NBCL’s sex life, where an examination by Dr Rowdy suggested improvement with a grape and a donut. Dumb and Num asked Dr Rowdy for a similar examination, but he said he couldn’t help, when pushed, he suggested an apple and a cheerio for them.
NBCL talked about the cricket and told us about the new Jehovah advent calendar, where every door opened says “Fk off!” He also told us about Rowdy’s last appointment, where a hunched old man shuffled into his office and then emerged walking up straight. When asked what he did, the answer was….Gave him a longer stick. Precious was charged on behalf all, for the support provided to Normal when Jill had her accident. Shafted was charged with a bad case of wankers hand. Nutcracker and NBCL were charged for not reaching orgasm, and Nutcracker asking, what am I swallowing? Dumb was charged for something about golf and Shafted was charged again for what is actually a horse whip injury. Normal was charged for getting Jill back to Normal and Phukwit Phil was charged for spelling his name wrong in the book. Carpet Burns was charged for not spreading covid this time, but syphilis instead.
Meals were coming out, so Next Weeks Run was announced to be a committee run from Normal’s bandstand with the on after at Eureka Pizza. There will be an event posted on Facebook to gauge numbers of those planning to attend.
For those attending, the Mitiamo weekend is planning to include an intervening run.
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