As usual, we began with welcomes back that went to Doodlenuts and to D&C. However, D&C said she was here last week so that’s a no to the welcome back. Sniffy runs were awarded to D&C on 404, NBCL on 262 and Cinderella on 99.
Our illustrious GM began by noting all the missing committee members. With neither of our 2 grog masters, he called for Disco to fill in. With no screw, and our usual fill in screw being the hare, the backup fill in Shafted was also absent, so he called for People Pleaser to fill in. After being thrown under the bus for this one, we were told that there was a run, there was a brief pause and we began singing shitty trail. End of screw. On a positive note, we were told this meant that we get to the food quicker.
Sergeant NBCL told us a story of Cris Cross the teacher. A student kept putting their hand in his beard, when asked to stop, we were told that the school had run out of toilet paper. Next, we heard a story about Carpet burns doing a tour of her mental health clinic. My notes here were a bit rough, but there was something about a guy pretending to drive past in a fancy car, thinking he’s got a Ferrari, but please don’t correct him, as she is being paid an extra $20 to clean it. We then talked about the changing rules where the young ones are being booted off social media. But don’t worry, if you don’t see the Facebook post you can just ask renob, he’ll tell you where next weeks run is.
After Immaculate Conceptions massive burp, he was given a hashy birthday charge. Mrs Dickhead’s birthday will be next Monday, but since she’s not going to be here, she also scored a hashy birthday charge. Dumb was charged for talking about medication and Bent Nose was charged for being a pedantic prick, correcting the terminology to during the run, not from the run. Dumb was charged again for shortcutting the walk. This rebound to IC, who also short cut his own walk. Bad hair day was charged for the nearby Jim’s mowing truck, he was given the best trim charge. People pleaser was charged for not knowing how to do a hash screw. IC was then caught mixing up Bad Hair Day and Bent nose, his excuse was that they are both old c@%ts. We were given an update on Jill, after her accident. She is out of intensive care and seems to be doing better, which is really good news. Normal is not going to be here for a few weeks, while she is in hospital in Melbourne. The final charge went to all the Collingwood supporters, Campaspe, Cris Cross, Pebbles, Carpet Burns and Nutcracker.
Miti weekend announcement: Please let Nutcracker know if you are coming, if she doesn’t already know. The theme this year is “Resurrection”, come as your favourite dead person. Miti weekend will be the last weekend in November, starting Friday 28th Nov to Sunday 30th Nov.
Next weeks run will hosted by SOS from his place at 441 Doveton St Nth, Soldiers Hill.
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