At the house of SOS, we welcomed back, No-name, Dim Wit, Nair, Her Vaj, Fop, Billy and SOS. This was followed by our Sniffy runs, that were awarded to Campaspe on 272 Immaculate Conception on 191, Cinderella on 100, Wee problem for her 100 runs a few weeks ago, and Dumb & Dumber because we missed his 1450 run. Cinderella and Wee Problem were awarded 100 Run T-shirts and pewter mugs, but Wee Problems shirt was printed several years ago in anticipation of this event, with the design dating back to Pus Buckets reign.
Nutcracker was our surprise screw this week. She claimed to have never screwed before and was lost for words. Our hare SOS was also absent as he was busy in the kitchen. SOS arrived in time for us to regale him with “Shitty Trail”.
Sergeant NBCL entertained us with a story about Dim Wit, who was having a tumultuous period of time at home, after finding his wife in bed with another man. He grabbed his gun and led the man to his back shed. He didn’t shoot him, but told him to put his dick in the vice and tighten it. He was afraid that Dim Wit was going to ask him to cut it off, but no, instead he was told that he was burning the shed down. NBCL, aka Nut Bush City Clicker, was asked by Dim Wit to name his 3 favourite kings. As predicted, his answers were Smoking, drinking and fucking. The penis glass was filled and presented to SOS. After stroking it, he downed it in one foul swoop. Since this was the first attendance for SOS with Precious as our GM, he was also presented with his committee T-shirt, as our Religious Advisor for this year. Bent Nose and Half-a-bar were charged, as our representative Jews. We then had a story about Jus Cum. Spartacus had grabbed her ass and said if you firm that up, you’ll get some action. Next, he grabbed her tits and commented that if she firmed them up, she could get some action. In response Jus Cum grabbed his goolies and told Spartacus that if he could firm that up, she could get rid of the gardener, postman and pool boy. Spencer Hocking was charged for sending his wife to the Louvre to case the joint. Billy (still learning) was charged for sitting in circle, even though his excuse was that he had to stand up all day at work. After 4 Down downs, he scored a few more, for his T-shirt tribute to kiss and again for his lack of hash gear. I hope he wasn’t driving home. Jus Cum was charged for asking for the door to be closed as she was getting cold, when Pauline was blacking the cold breeze anyway. Billy was charged, again, for still not drinking his down down at the right time and this left one last drink. Her Vaj said it was bad planning to have one drink left, so she was the one left to drink alone.
Next weeks run will hosted by Fascinator from The Stag Hotel in Learmonth, with a Halloween theme.
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