Run #2205

 Welcome to Run #2205, 

We made this circle quick as dinner was on its way! 

Num Num came to screw the GM for his Committee Run, 

Nummy asked Carpet Burns to hold the score card as we all know Carpet Burns had very little FRICTION! (Unless its a shag) 

Carpet Burns is also NON STICK and ABSORBS very little water. 

Nummy claims that there was a CHEMICAL ATTACK, as Vanessa was taken down by a blackberry bush mid run and bleed out the whole way home. 

No one fell over, but that was only because Mountie wasn’t here. 

The run was HEAT RESISTANT if you dressed correctly. 

No rain! 

GM guessed 5/6, and was right! 

The committee were charged first, and we drank all the beer. Just kidding! Sort of… 

We welcomed people back (after the screw, who knows why) 

Deep Heat, Carpet Burns, D&C, Doddle Nuts and Big Dog. 

The Sargent came forwards (with 11 minutes to spare) and said some things.

Squizzy was charged for looking like a 1970’s porn star, then we noticed that Deep Heat was matching! I think I’ve seen that video… Yuck! 

Dumb was charged for sitting in the circle but the charge was rebounded as per his namesake.      

Nut Cracker charged Big Dog for buying some new puppies for his Wolfpack. 

Precious charged Pigs Arse for a run two weeks ago, but Pigs Arse wasn’t there so Cinderella took the drink.  

Bent Nose charged GILF because her teeth got too cold on the walk, Bent offered helpful advice, “Close your fucking mouth, that’ll help” 

Someone asked what GILF’s job was on the committee, it’s either security or transport as she makes the GM cum to Hash. 

Vanessa was charged for being influenced by Pink Bits and having pink hair after the school colour run. 

Squizzy was charged for being premature on trail and was very keen for a sing. As we all laughed, I heard Immaculate Conception confuse ‘premature’ and ‘immaculate’ which I think says a lot about his personality.

Next weeks (tomorrow’s) run is Mountie from Mt Xavier Golf Course 118 Fortune Street. 

ON ON