Run #2207

Welcome to run #2207 Committee run from The Bunch of Grapes. 

We welcomed Juz Cum, Spartacus, Tahlia, Daniel back and let them drink with our virgin, Michael. 
The Sargent then asked the circle who’s significant run it was… apparently it was a huge number… a hash man… who we all loved and respected… 
By then we all knew it wasnt Bent Nose, so it must have been SS! 1900 RUNS!!! 

Teflon had the maths prepared: 
SS had ran 1900 runs in just over 41 years.
First run was run #8 on 30 May 1983. 
Attendance rate 86%(1900/2207)
If SS had an average of 3 beers at each hash night he would have consumed 5700 stubbies or 2137 litres of beer. 
If SS had run/walked a conservative average of 4 kms at each hash he would have travelled over 7600 kms just at Ballarat hash nights.
(equivalent to Sydney to Perth- and back again)
SS and the oldies of Hash spent some time retailing stories from the 80’s, and hash runs from the beginning. We also all got a shock to find out the story of SS’s name,which is not originally SS?! If you want to know, come along for SS’s 2000th run! 

Num Num came out to screw Disco and Precious (This screw has the lowest average age so far!)
Precious was quick to remind Num that Disco had set all the ‘bad bits’ which must have included the dead possum. 
Low Friction - The possum didn’t chase anyone 
Heat Resistant - SS (Sunshine Slit) is here, but there was no sunshine! 
Chemical Inertness - The possum was not likely to attack 
Hydrophobic - No water!
Non-stick - Num was the only one to trip (was she pushed?)
Everyone was able to find trail easily, except for Boner/ Renob who was keeping in theme and moonwalking the trail like he was still in the 80’s.
16/6 (Who knows why?)

The only thing to note I have listed was the naming of our virgin, son of Vanessa. 
The man formally known as Michael, is now a hash man known as Deakin. 
We are all very proud to have SS in our club, you are a good hash man SS. Can’t wait to see you make 2000 runs. 

Next weeks run (tomorrow)
Pink Bits and Vanessa from Flying Horse Bistro! (You should all know what the dress code is…? PINK)
ON ON