22 - 4 - '19        Run 1928        Learmonth

Just when you thought you'd get a decent blog for once, & 
from new scribe ROWDY, but he's gone 'missing in action' f
or a week or 2, so it's more of the same.
The 'Year of the Bra' took off with a run from new Grand
Master FASCINATOR's week-ender at Learmonth. Stand-in
Choirmaster PRECIOUS called the reverence, & then the GM
was looking for a prompt or 2, being the new kid. He 
welcomed the Hash 24 "Get a Life" crew for the Easter 
Monday run, with a welcome also to Orry from the Tan Clan.
Orry straight up questioned what Hash Name he might get - 
FUCKFACE - no that's gone, BAD HAIR DAY - that's gone too,
(although he's reasonably follicly challenged), but MRS 
DICKHEAD offered that, BIG FAT FUCK was available.
The Super Athletes did a circle of the oval, then up the back
behind the Pub, down & over the Highway, & along to the
Peroni & Great Northern Drink-stop at the Pavilion - you know,
the infamous MRS D Drink-stop. GLIDER was behind the 
wheel of the 2nd time used ride-on mower & trailer. 
At the Circle, FASCINATOR had welcome & welcome back 
drinks for Orry & Willy.
Screw SHAFTED began with a question "What's your car 
FASCINATOR?", "an Outback", "Well, it's out-front !!" He said
that the run was beautifully set in the 1928 Tidy Town -
Learmonth, & it's 75 years since HER FANNY's Hiscock 
found gold.
                         (Shitty trail ........ ).
Last year MOUNTIE wanted to be called Best Hash Screw,
& now wants Best Hash Sergeant. She was decked out
in her new outfit for the occasion.
Sniffycunt runs were LOIS LANE 870, PLUCKA 222, &
MRS DICKHEAD 577. 
MRS D reckons BITCHFACE should be re-christened Low Wit.
LOIS had a DIMWIT moment with the "Jesus & 1 nail to hang 
a picture" gag, & FASCINATOR's "Jesus falling off the Cross".
LOIS then charged MOUNTIE for her Hop Temple 'tit display'
being funnier than the entertainment.
                          (You're stupid ........... ).
FASCINATOR charged MOUNTIE for missing PEBBLES' 
Birthday, & then MOUNTIE to SHAFTED for the year 1927, the
year Squizzy Taylor was shot dead, & the year of the Cairns
cyclone.
All the Nash Hashers were next, out together for a pre-Port
Douglas drink.
                           (She's a harriette ......... ).
MRS D charged MOUNTIE for not giving her a drink, being
the only Shop Steward in attendance, then MOUNTIE to
PAULINE for being the "good lookin' rooster" at the Hop.
SHAFFY charged FASCINATOR & HER FANNY for wanting 
to take him on a trip to Sri Lanka.
                (Finnish drinking song ........ nnnnnooooo).
SHAFTED charged Willy for being scared of the dark, & 
needing BIG DOG as a 'guide dog' on the way to the 
Drink-stop. Willy had put on the hi-viz vest, but that didn't
mean that he could see. 
PUSBUCKET had bald cunts BAD HAIR DAY & Orry out to 
drink ...... & as all bald cunts drink, all you brazilians as well.
MOUNTIE was next with a drink for THE BILL, for 1928 being
the year of the Speedo, then MRS D said that FASCINATOR 
needed BITCHFACE to show him how to hold down his
'running bra'.
                               (You're stupid ........ ).
LOIS had another drink for her 'Jesus & 3 nails at the Pub' 
gag, then PRECIOUS to FASCINATOR , as he should have
BIG DOG as the new Hash Mascot.
                               (You're stupid .......... ).
Snags & steak from the BBQ Trailer, along with some of 
HER FANNY's tasty salads were bill of fare, & the 
'get a life-ers' gathered round the 'virgin use' of the fire pit.

Next week's run - 1929 - Hare STUBBY.
On on - Queen's Head TBC.