15 - 4 - '19           Run 1927             AGM

The noisy 80+ collected at Buninyong Football / Netball to 
pipe Grandmaster PEBBLES out on his way. QUICKDICK
had the difficult task of the reverence & then PEBBLES was
there to welcome all to the AGM.
THE BILL was Hare, & told us about the bush run, marked in 
chalk & lime, & no on-backs.
15 Bar Flys were left to keep refreshed, with the late 
inclusion of 'shirt man' DR DEATH, & eventually made it
across the paddock to the Crowny & Coopers Drink-stop.
Back at the Circle, & the lunatic soup taking effect over the
troops, QUICKDICK called reverence again, & STUBBY 
moved in with some moral support, & "Shut the fuck up !!"
Welcome to visitors from Lakeside, Western Suburbs, 
Geelong & EXIT from Melbourne Ladies, then a charge for
all GM's.
                             (U.G.L.Y....... you're ugly).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE claimed it was the 2nd longest
year of her life, & to PEBBLES, "you're GM & you know 
nothing". All the Drive mags pointed to 'fuck off GM'. She 
found out on the run that NUTCRACKER had a scary gash,
but MOUNTIE's was much larger. FOP chimed in about the 
hot beer, and D&C has hot flushes. The limerick ...."as Ned
Flanders would say, the Committee is "done, diddly squat".
   (Shitty Trail ..... turned into 'Fuck off ya cunt' .... ).
SHAFTED called out his final sniffycunt runs - 
NUTCRACKER 80, HALF A BAR 1201, NUM NUM 555, 
GLIDER 760, MOUNTIE 1204, EXIT 90, ..... & REARY must 
be on 1398 by now !!
                             (Get a life ........ ).
FOP charged NUTCRACKER for calling Blue Swede's 
'Hooked on a Feeling' song, as coming from Blue Suede.
                             (You're stupid .......... ).
BENTNOSE charged outgoing Choirmaster QUICKDICK
for ending all runs with Shitty Trail......, then STUBBY's
"I can hear stubbies opening".
OLIVE charged BENTNOSE for 'having no idea', FOP to
SHAFTED - Easter, to get wood once a year, & PEBBLES 
charged BITCHFACE for the lost trophy.
                              (She's a harriette ..... ).
Time to get rid of the 'Year of the Car' GM & Committee - all
out for a drink.
                               (Give us an A ........... ).
PEBBLES' last GM charge was for FASCINATOR's 100 runs.
          (He's the meanest .... ), & while you're out there 
FASCINATOR, try on the GM's coat. It fits, so you're it.
New Grandmaster is FASCINATOR, to HALF A BAR's 
comment, "Fuck, we're goin' down fuckin' hill now !!"
                          (Bullshit, bullshit ........... ).
HER FANNY was overcum. We've had 'Raise the Bar', 
'Lower the Bar', 'Year of the Car', & now it's 'Year of the Bra'.

Committee for '19 - '20.
Grand Master - FASCINATOR,               Sergeant - MOUNTIE,
Trail Master -    PEBBLES,                Hash Screw - SHAFTED,
Choir Master -  BENTNOSE,                 Hash Cash - PLUCKA,
Grog Master -  BITCHFACE,    Religious Advisor - NUM NUM,
Hash Horn -     DIMWIT,                         Hash Scribe - ROWDY,
Keeper of the Book - BAD HAIR DAY.

Next week's run - 1928 - Hare FASCINATOR.
On on - Learmonth, just by CFA, 411 High St.,
On after - BBQ.