1 - 4 - '19         Run 1925       Slatey Creek

Hash 30 for ROWDY's Daylight Saving 'MIDNIGHT' Run - 
2 piss run for some ..... !! Perfect weather for 14 Super 
Athletes & the Walkers to follow trail thru' the bush, that 
ended with the well stocked Coopers (& chips) Drink-stop.
At the Circle, welcomes back for HER VAGESTY, FOP &
SQUIZZY, & special mention for recently passed JOCKETTE
from Melbourne Ladies.
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE recognised ROWDY's 1202, & 
presented the Drive mags, saying that it's time to move 
freshly forward, with only 2 weeks to go before the change.
There was more trail than the last couple of weeks, & "look
at ROWDY" in his Collingwood shirt & unpressed jeans. It did
give MOUNTIE a chance to trot out the St Kilda scarf. It was 
ROWDY's 3rd run for the year - some hadn't set one at all -
& placed well up on the leader board.
                               (Shitty trail ....... ).
Sergeant (& driver of BBQ Trailer) SHAFTED began by 
charging ROWDY with "any Porsche near Collingwood would
have to be stolen". Then came the gag "I've painted the 
Porsche (porch) - no, it's a Ferrari". NUTCRACKER offered to
screw ROWDY .......... the morning glory.
             (There's a game called 20 toes ......... ).
DIMWIT's zinger (once he'd finished batting away the 
suggestion of new shoes!) - Vegan with diarrhea - smoothy
maker.
DUMB(er) & DUMBER came out for a drink, as no building 
has collapsed in Bangladesh since he returned home.
                              (You're stupid .......... ).
BENTNOSE spun the gag (beautifully he thought) about 
DIMWIT on the Freeway, saying "everyone else is going the 
wrong way". 
Then it was MOUNTIE's shout to PUSBUCKET - he'd tee'd off
on the golf course, & his club went further than the ball.
CHRIS CROS charged SHAFFY with "eggboi" & the egg buy
back scheme, & SPARTACUS had a drink for the April Fool 
phone call, saying that he'd take his car for once, & pick up 
BAD HEAD JOB.
                              (You're stupid ........... ).
BBQ Masterchef Willy took the Gustav charge - "30 people 
gonna' be here in a minute".
                    (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
Late 'cummers' BITCHFACE, MOUNTIE & BEERFUCK were 
next to drink together, then D&C had ROWDY out for shoving
the pink Hare Shorts down the back of NUTCRACKER's.
D&C had been offering chips around at the Drink-stop, when
BENTNOSE thanked her - "Thank your hairy crutch", to which
she replied "There's not a hair on it !!" All 'bald parts' drink
together ...... MOUNTIE and D&C.
The snags were well & truly ready by now, along with the 
bread, cheese. salads - & home grown cherry tomatoes, to be
followed by some great steaks.
Most had collected by the campfire, to hear MOUNTIE say
that we're almost at the end of the 'year of the forgetful
Grand Master'. We all charged glasses for her tribute to the 
departed MIDNIGHT.

Next week's run - 1926 - Hare FANG - Awards Night.
                18 Orkney Court, Ballarat North.