18 - 3 - '19         Run 1923         Beaufort

So, the 30+ Hashers gathered for the Grand Master's, East 
Ararat mini Marathon - 13 Super Athletes, 11 walkers & some
bar flys - even BIG DOG walked. 
After a few of the bush tracks, the walkers came across some
bitumen & back to the well stocked Drink-stop by the dam at
Shepherd's Gully Track. After plenty of stone kicking, Evie's 
chasing the stick & "where the fck is the Hare?",the light was 
fast dwindling, & so was the group that surrounded the black
wagon. We all gathered back at the On On, to drink our byo,
& sink a hot dog & mustard in bread. A lot of coo-weeing &
car horns broke the silence for a while, until 2 sweaty short 
cutters appeared - NUTCRACKER & SHAFTED. Eventually
the others arrived at the Drink-stop, & the SES wasn't 
required after all - ala OZZIE OZZIE at Bungal. Much calling
to "comeback, the Drink-stop is over here", but the majority
stayed put & the headlights 'carrying the grog' arrived.
At the Circle, sniffycunt runs were for 'ratemyagent' 
FASCINATOR 100 & MOUNTIE 1200.
                           (Get a life ....... ).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was up next & said "Well, what
can I say, it was absolute shit & I had to share the limelight
with FASCINATOR's 100 & hear that NUTCRACKER 'cum' with
SHAFTED. We had to come half-way to Port Adelaide to run
10k. DIMWIT said that it wasn't so bad, even tho' it scored
lowly.                   (Shitty trail .......... ).
SHAFTED gave the 2 'Greene's', BITCHFACE & REAR ENTRY
a drink as there was no green beer.
                 (They're the meanest ............. ).
The Courier photo of the Paddy's Day runners had D&C,
HEAD HUNTER, BITCHFACE & MOUNTIE out the front, &
NUMMY took a drink for PLUCKA.
                  (Oh, the wiggle of her arse ........... ).
Willy was chief BBQ cook, but SILIC was a poor choice of
help while there's food around, but he did make sure there
were no left-overs.
                              (You're stupid ............ ).
BENTNOSE charged PEBBLES for the awful walk with no 
trail set.
                               (No, no, no ................ ).
SHAFFY wanted to rename his esky 'my face', seeing as 
MOUNTIE & D&C were both sitting on it, & then as he asked
"are there any more charges?", Willy said "Yeah, I'll have 1."
NUTCRACKER had met a kid at the weekend, who had the
'funniest teacher ever, who's jokes are awesome' - DIMWIT.
                   (There's a game called 20 toes ........ ).
PUSBUCKET had set a 'legend run' years ago, said to be the
worst ever, but PEBBLES has become the new challenger, 
SHAFTED charged Hash Horn TEFLON for 'not a horn to be
heard', & SILIC for picking out all the avo' from the salad.
ROWDY gave CHRIS CROS a drink, seeing as he thought 
he would have to stay in the bush o/nite - 'biv-wack' at
Catholic School?
DIMWIT's zinger - Elephant asked the naked man, "it's so
small, how do you breathe thru' it?"
MOUNTIE charged HEAD HUNTER with Bob Geldof's
'I Don't Like Mondays', & PRECIOUS charged Peggy for when
they were out 'butt fuck nowhere', she asked "are we gonna
get lost?", with him answering "I was lost 20 minutes ago!!"
                  (This is your down down song ........... ).
SHAFTED had new Grandad REARY & the 'prospective'
DONUTS out to drink together.
                     (It's a Grandad ............... ).
Religious Adviser D&C had Peggy adopt the position, ........
& enjoy the sex & running ............. arise BUTTFUCK, & as
all B/F's drink together ...... you too BITCHFACE.
                     (She's alright ................. ).
Willy BBQ'd the half sized steaks & onions to perfection,
& there were bulk salads, bread, cheese & tomato.

Next week's run - 1924 - Hare MRS DICKHEAD, 
On On - Olympic Ave., Mt Clear ?
On After - Top Eureka.