25 - 3 - '19      Run 1924       Olympic Ave.

The Beanies & Jackets were out in force, in a blast of early 
winter - a tad windy. Nevertheless, we had 30 odd ( ..odd 
indeed !!). PEBBLES had an early welcome back for 
JITTERBUG & BEERFUCK.
MRS DICKHEAD told us about the marks in flour, although
half might be gone - ROWDY knows where to go, & 
CHRIS CROS should. 
We headed off along the bush tracks, with the walk & run
trail crossing a couple of times. BEERFUCK was quick to dive
onto some discarded classwork of MRS D's students. 
Most arrived together at the well stocked Carlton (& chips
STUBBY !!) Drink-stop. The 'other' Bad Hair Day' aka ...
DR DEATH arrived in the red Jag. 
(By this stage "Have torch - will Scribe" thanks to 
NUTCRACKER).
At the Circle, PEBBLES gave the welcome backer's a drink -
JITTERBUG, FLUID MOVEMENT, DUMB(er) & DUMBER,
BEERFUCK & 'Poiter'.
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE presented the Drive mags, saying
about the "year of the emulator", & MRS D emulating the 
Grand Master ie: massive 10k run from PEBBLES (massive
cock), small 2k run from MRS D (small vag). There was 
nothing exciting - we followed the entrail right from the start.
placed somewhere down on the leader board.
                              (Shitty trail ............ ).
Sergeant SHAFTED rose - (no need for a torch) - as the pad 
was blank on one side & the shopping list on the other. 
He assured us that the opposite of 'clitor(us) was clitor(them).
His 1st charge was for all the Dr's being back together -
JITTERBUG, ROWDY, QUICKDICK & DR DEATH.        
                 (There's a game called 20 toes ........ ).
LOIS LANE charged MRS D for teaching kids to be wankers -
'hands on' learning.
CHRIS CROS charged PEBBLES (in the year of the car) & 
Run 1924, that the RACV was established in1924.
NUMMY charged MOUNTIE for driving her own car for once,
& BITCHFACE for emulating MOUNTIE - no car.
                               (They're alright ............. ).
SHAFFY called out the Grand Master on leadership - "You can
lead a ship to water, but you can't make it sink".
DUMBER had last week's Coach Captain CHRIS CROS out the 
front for finding out that, 'you have to actually fuel the bus up
on return'.
MRS D congratulated DUMBER for no building collapse in 
Nepal since he returned.
                                 (No, no, no ........... ).
SHAFTED charged FLUID MOVEMENT for talking during the 
Circle.
BEERFUCK had MRS D out for the 'textbooks secreted away'
on the run, & all the plagiarism inside eg: What we 'seen' at 
the mine we visited - in both books.
FASCINATOR charged BITCHFACE for 'summet' about "being
hands on & then they become Real Estate Agents", but that 
became a rebound for Ratemyagent.
                                  (You're stupid ........... ).
FANG charged Dr ROWDY for the "Patient with sheetmetal in
his eye" gag, having the George Pell syndrome "Fucked yer 
Pupil", & then there was DIMWIT's zinger - The coffee addict 
with no coffee - depresso !!
SHAFTED bought out GLIDER for having no wine for 2 weeks, 
& DUMBER said that he'd had none for half an hour.
Religious Adviser D&C called out 'Poiter', to "Kneel on your
knees - kneel in the hole". She said that as he loves women & 
football, his name is appropriate ..... arise ..... FOOTLICKER.

Next week's run - 1925 - Hare ROWDY's Daylight Saving at
Slatey Creek.