4 - 3 - '19           Run 1921            Lal Lal.

SHAFTED's at the 'Ranch' - Coalmine Rd. The late arrival with
our chauffeur, saw the Circle of 30+ Hashers & 2 dogs almost 
done. The super athletes took off, followed by 1/2 doz. bar flys
in DR DEATH's V8 Dodge  Bongo Bus in search of a 
"new office", only to find a closed Lal Lal pub. As they 
returned, SPARTACUS had the comment "we've closed 
another one!" ........ JD's, Miner's, Athletic Club & now Lal Lal. 
That's when they sat round arguing the toss about ...... 
you guessed it, football stats.  
The well stocked Drink-stop & chips was 50m into the scrub -
close enough even for SILIC.
At the Circle, PEBBLES had a welcome (back) from 5 yrs. ago
to DUDE & HOOKA(er).
                    (Give us an A ...... )   ..... & a welcome back
to SOS, of Tidytiling, cleaning, demolition & every other
bloody tidy-ing.
                    (You're stupid ........ ).
Further charges "may include, but not limited to" ... (due 
mainly to the 'over refreshment' of the Scribe at the time).
SOS stayed out for a 2nd for his tidy-scullings.
                    (Hymn, fuck hymn ......... ).
D&C & NUMMY had a drink for the electric fence "charge" -
waiting for the charge to cum.
                     (She's a harriette ............. ).
Best Hash Screw was next for some SHAFTED screwing, 
saying that he had more chalk on his shirt than on trail.
PLUCKA got a mention for forgetting the airbags - going
arse over head, to damage the knee. No leader board present,
but then the Limerick ..... some-et about  "..... don't pay & what
else can you say, once again we've been totally shafted".
                     (Shitty trail ........... ).
Sergeant SHAFTED gave out the sniffycunt runs, 
TEFLON 151, MASTABAIT 1404, REAR ENTRY 499, & 
MOUNTIE 1199.
              (This is your down down song ............. ).
CHRIS CROS brought out HALF A BAR for his long shorts,
(or short longs), & NUTCRACKER for her hot pants, then 
CHRIS CROS himself for hiding behind a tree to take a piss.
               (Why were they born so ............ ).
HALF A BAR was charged for reading the 'oxy moron' mag,
the 'smart farmer' - Tommy's only porno.
FANG had a sight gag (not working!), for STUBBY - photo of
a dog in the beer box, then DUMBER saying that every 10th
bloke had a bent cock.
                 (What a wank ........... )
ROWDY charged SHAFTED for the BBC 'big black cock'
sampling tool they'd found.
PUSBUCKET charged DR DEATH for using all the saved up
bar fly frequent flyer points for the excursion in the Wonder
Bus - complete with swivel chairs etc., only to be a dry 
argument at the Lal Lal. DR DEATH's reply, "well you
dickheads got in the bus!!", & as all Dr's drink ....... 
you too Dr ROWDY.
               (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy .......... ). 
FANG was 'stand-in DIMWIT ' with his Dad joke to ROWDY 
wanting a black dick - after a week with a dangling
brick, it turns black.
TEFLON had bike riders BP, MASTABAIT, BENTNOSE & 
CHRIS CROS out for a drink ..... some-et about a follow on 
for the horse ride to Port Douglas (?).
                        (Oughta be ............. ).
Last drink from SPENCE to DUMB(er) & DUMBER before the
Nepal trip - in case he doesn't come back.

Food followed - snags, bread rolls, ham on the bone, cheese
& pineapple etc., until the power went out, & "then there was
light" from horse man Geordy's torch. That's when SHAFFY
found the bag of lost bread rolls that would've eliminated the
earlier shortage.

Next week's run - 1922 - Hare PUSBUCKET from the Lake View.