11 - 3 - '19         Run 1922        Lakeview

The 'Get a Life' brigade of 16 gathered for the Committee Run,
set by PUSBUCKET. PEBBLES had the welcome to the run
outside of the bar, & the 7 super athletes took off to leave
5 walkers under MASTABAIT's helm, & 4 bar flys to their
refreshments. They swelled to 6 with late 'cummers',
HEAD HUNTER & QUICKDICK.
The Carlton Draught drink-stop was unsurprisingly at Devon
St., where the 1st conversation was about 'cushions', where
they should go, & "how many do you need on a fckn bed 
anyway?"
THE BILL was a welcome back, after not venturing the Kermit
Ford onto the Lal Lal gravel last week.
                    (This is your down down song .......... ).
PEBBLES charged BIG DOG for being late enough to miss 
the walkers & having to stay as a bar fly. MRS D gave him a 
2nd drink for no Hash gear.
Being Labour Day ..... (You don't get me I'm part of the Union).
HEAD HUNTER & QUICKDICK were up next, after cumming 
late - was it the 'afternoon delight' & what caused 
HEAD HUNTER's huge blush? Just then QUICKDICK had his
dribble.
GLIDER had taken up residence with his seat right beside
the esky, & that got him a drink - taken by EXIT.
                     (...... make a blind man cum ....... ).
PEBBLES charged the 'new to cycling' ROWDY for falling off.
                           (He's the meanest ........... ).
Stand-in Screw ROWDY began his PUSBUCKET screw, saying
that the run was magnificently set, & predictable, seeing as 
we don't like change. No Drive mags to present, but 
PUSBUCKET placed himself top left hand corner on the 
Leader Board, saying "it's the best run this week!"
2 limericks - the 1st (as she put it ) was 'another GEM from
MOUNTIE', & presented on the Celemetrix Song Sheet -
         "The Committee planned this Hashing Adventure,
           but due to advanced mass dementia,
           they couldn't attend, on this Hash long weekend,
           so they set us this run in absentia". 
ROWDY rebounded with,
         "PUSBUCKET is known as Snags,
           & his wife has tits turned to bags,
           but what Snags does to MOUNTIE,
           is not 'will he or won't he',
           he just buries it up to her Dags".
                               (Shitty trail ........ ).
CHRIS CROS gave PUSBUCKET the 'Cazaly drink' for Roy's 
transfer to South Melbourne in 1921.
                  (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ......... ).
EXIT charged MRS DICKHEAD for the pace she was keeping
on the walk with (pointing) 'this lady' - LOIS LANE, & then
QUICKDICK had some charge for SOS (?).
There was a toast to the Dearly Departed BIG SHAKES & 
VODKA SLICE, since moving on to the Grand Hash above.
             (Here's to the Hashers, they're true blue ..... ).
MRS D charged SOS for his 'fayne' education at Grammar,
but then they asked "what happened to HALF A BAR then?"
                            (You're stupid ........... ).

Next week's run - 1923 - Hare PEBBLES.
On on: Beaufort, Intersection of Western Hwy & 
            Carngham Rd, (2.5k short of Beaufort).
On after: Same & BBQ - Bring a chair & light.

Car pooling & 2 mini buses, 
Coach Captains CHRIS CROS & DIMWIT.