4 -  2 - '19        Run 1917       Bungal Dam

The Sheltered Workshop 'coaches' were employed to 
transport the 20 to Bungal for the MASTABAIT & NORMAL
Run. DUMB(er) & DUMBER headed up the drive, with 
GM PEBBLES in No 2 - although the GM would've scratched
his head for a couple of the turn-offs, & then we came across
the rest of the team to make up the 30+.
After the GM's welcome, NORMAL told us about the 4k run 
taking 2 days to set, it's marked left & right, up hill & down, 
& don't go thru' any on-backs - you mightn't be back for a 
week. MOUNTIE hold on to some-one's hand - the scrub's 
taller than you !!
16 Super Athletes headed off, leaving half a doz. Bar Flys &
the rest, Walkers in MASTABAIT's care. The Walkers beat 
the Runners to the 1st 2 stops - the goat tracks over the 
steep hills taking a toll. EXIT & BEERFUCK were soon to go
arse-up going downwards.
The well stocked Crowny Drink-stop was a welcome sight,
& SHAFTED was clubhouse leader, 1st across the line, 
carrying his help stick, with it's paint roller condom attached. 
Ratemyagent FASCINATOR copped everyone's mirth at said 
Drink-stop, turning up in his car after getting lost, as you do
at Bungal.
At the Circle, PEBBLES had welcomes' back for HEAD
HUNTER, QUICK DICK, NUTCRACKER, REAR ENTRY,
STUBBY, BEERFUCK & DIMWIT.
PEBBLES recognised the Year of the Pig, but SILIC wasn't
there, so you have his drink STUBBY.
           (A soldier ....... to piss ........ for cunt ry ........ ).  
The 'lost ones' (or was that losers?) FASCINATOR & FANG
were out for the 'OZZIE's lost' drink.
          (You're stupid, you're so fucking dumb ....... ).
MOUNTIE was up for a co-screw with the Hares front &
centre, NORMAL being forcibly removed from BBQ 
cheffing. She said how MASTABAIT had got lost setting
the run thru' the bush, that saw the walkers 1st to stops
most times. The Drive mags were presented & then the 
limerick ..... NORMAL said, "Our bum sex is great, when
we're out on a date, he's the best root this side of Nepal".
Somewhere in there, SHAFFY wanted to get 'elder' NUMMY
taught how to play the didge. PEBBLES also charged
MASTABAIT for saying that he'd never set a run out here
again.
                                (Shitty trail .......... ).
Sniffycunt runs were MASTABAIT 1400, DUMB & DUMBER
1144, HEAD HUNTER 79 & QUICKDICK 77 (& those 2 had
been writing each others names in the book!).
NUT CRACKER drank up as well, forgetting their names,
& buggering up the chant.
                         (They're the meanest ......... ).
ROWDY charged DIMWIT for trying to change his new shoes
after the run, but was locked out of the bus, so drank out of
the others instead.
EXIT had a drink for what looked like a leak in GLIDER's
colostomy bag, as SS pointed out GLIDER's 76th
Birthday today, & the Elder Statesman drank together.
                      (Hashy Birthday fuck you .......... ). 
MRS DICKHEAD called out the Kathmandu Crew, D&C,
NUMMY, & NUTCRACKER for wearing gear that cost more 
than the cost of the average shit home.
                            (She's a harriette ........... ).
SHAFFY charged HALF A BAR for not identifying which
sheep shit was on the car, then PUSBUCKET had NORMAL
& MASTABAIT out for a drink for the Nepal Tea House 
'Hind Lick Maneuver' gag. 
                           (No no, bad bad ........... ).
NORMAL charged Grogmaster NUTCRACKER for only
half filling the charge glasses, & then NUTCRACKER to
D&C & NORMAL for being late for the morning run - still
in bed.
            (There's a game called 20 toes .............. ).
SHAFTED gave colleague geologist BEERFUCK a drink
for getting 3 correct answers in the 'rock of the week' quiz.
The DIMWIT zinger made it's return after a couple of weeks
lay-off ..... "Squirrels swimming on there back to keep their
nuts dry", & then NUMMY gave DUMB a drink for having 
the best arse.          
       (DIMWIT's chance for the chant ..... 'Swing Low' ...).
DUMB(er) & DUMBER charged LOIS LANE for Helen Clarke
raising the IQ of both countries.
                  (There's a game called 20 toes ........ ).
Last charge for the Statesman to drink together - SS,
GLIDER, MASTABAIT, THE BILL & HALF A BAR.
Tasty Bill of Fare from BBQ Chef NORMAL - spicy snags,
hamburgers, onions, bread & rolls, & build your own salad.

Next week's run - 1918 - Pusbucket's Cricket Run, City Oval.
On After - same, Lion's Den.