18 - 2 - '19        Run 1919        Glen Park

TEFLON's run at Wolfe Rd that saw NORMAL bring his car 
for once, & on the gravel - & what about THE BILL - obviously 
too far in on the gravel to pad the hoof !! He did give it a fair
sort of a rev in the bulldust to get over the deep gutter on the 
exit tho'.
QUICKDICK called the reverence, & PEBBLES welcomed 
visitor Nancy (GILF's Sister from Cali for ni a).
TEFLON said the run was about 5k, pretty flat & marked in 
flour - the walkers about 1.6k. "If you lose trail, go back to 
where you saw it last".
11 Walkers took off (ROWDY said 14 Runners), leaving a 
couple of Bar Flys at the camp - 1 'crook hip' SILIC couldn't 
even stagger to the Drink-stop.
NUTCRACKER was on her phone for the whole walk, & still 
on it as they went on the 'walk extension'. The Furphy
Drink-stop was 100m short of home & came with the chips
& sweets, to which STUBBY commented, " Chips at the 
Drink-stop? - back in MY day, blah blah ....... ".
Charges "may include, but not limited to ....... "
At the Circle, 1st charges were for PLUCKA & THE BILL for 
sitting down, & then SHAFTED's rock turned out to be a 
brick.
Welcome to Nancy for her 'virgin' run (but the night's not 
over yet).
                (There's a game called 20 toes ........... ).
There was a 'why are we waiting', so Nancy stayed out for 
2nd for being a bit slow, but sped up this time.
                          (No no, bad bad ........... ).
Best Screw in the Bush MOUNTIE presented the Drive mags,
then talked about all the junk left lying around in the bush,
including a plain flour bag, presumably left by the Hare !!
She said how the girls had 'creamed their jeans' at the sight
of the unknown runner going past, & D&C was on a diet that 
said she was to have sex every night for a month.
The limerick ...... "GILF said let's make love, so he gave a
man meat injection". Position on the Leader Board - 3rd
from the top.
SHAFTED charged THE BILL for taking his car so far into
the gravel, MRS D to TEFLON for having no fuckin' sense of
a map, & PEBBLES to D&C for saying "it's on a corner of 
some road they ride around". That's when SHAFTED landed
the empty CO2 container into BENTNOSE's beer, proving
that it could produce a head.
                               (You're stupid ............ ).
ROWDY had the sitters out again - PLUCKA, GLIDER & 
SILIC, then DIMWIT produced his zinger, man with potato on
dick - 'Dick-tator'.
FANG had a drink for his Disneyland Viagra - '45 minutes for 
a 5 minute ride', then SHAFFY charged DIMWIT for his 
catastrophic fall after the cricket catch - couldn't catch
a stubby.
                          (Give us an A ............... ).
LOIS LANE charged BP - 'you can't change', & as all cunts
drink together, out you come ROWDY, NORMAL & SILIC.
                          (U.g.l.y........... ).
Sniffycunt runs were SILIC 911 (what a disaster) & 
DIMWIT 66. 
                           (Get a life ............. ).
BENTNOSE charged BHD for 'scribing' on the car bonnet,
(new scribe due in April !!), & SILIC had a drink for the 
'cleverly disguised' on his T shirt.
The Monteray charge had TEFLON, SS, FANG & Nancy out
for a drink.
                         (Hymn, hymn ................ ).
Bill of fare was large chicken pieces, potato & green salads.

Next week's run - 1920 - Hare ROWDY.
On on - 5 Ways, On after - Top Eureka.