25 - 2 - '19           Run 1920            5 Ways

ROWDY's bush run / walk. After PEBBLES' welcome, ROWDY
told us about the 7k run - go 'that way' & there'll be a W along
the way for the walkers. 33 turned up (thanks SS ), with 14 
walking, 15 super athletes & 5 'flys' - SILIC's been pumped -
he even walked the 200m to the Drinkstop, amongst the mine
shafts. It was a well stocked Red Label Coopers - with chips &
twisties, & STUBBY 'caved' to the old tradition & 'had a chip'.
Back at the Circle, PEBBLES welcomed back PAULINE, 
SQUIZZY & BIG DOG.
                      (Hymn, hymn, ..... fuck hymn .).
PEBBLES called out REAR ENTRY, PUSBUCKET & BIG DOG
for having no 'office', now that the Miner's Tavern has gone 
broke.
                 (Finnish drinking song ..... SILIC !!).
BITCHFACE had a drink for being in pain last week, & then 
stand-in Choirmaster, ratemyagent FASCINATOR sang his 
chant ... somethin' about 'who the fuck really cares?'.
PEBBLES charged MASTABAIT for his comments about the
dumped mattress, & then his own new mattress, then NORMAL
chimed in saying, "Marg won't be in the new bed".
                          (Give us an A .......... ).
NORMAL charged BITCHFACE & BIG DOG for their shared
bike ..... enter FANG ..... "I want to ride my bicycle .... ".
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was next saying how ROWDY
had turned up tonight with the 'moles'. She went on about
DIMWIT complaining of a long run ...... "but didn't you run 
this morning as well?" We had the 2 Drive mags, but no 
Leader Board. There were 2 limericks & ROWDY was happy
to be screwed twice. 
First ...... "Hash tart requested a fuck & he said thanks very
much I'll have 3"......... & "He'll take on any hussy, but I
(MOUNTIE) like a much bigger prick".
                           (Shitty trail ..... ).
Stand-in Sergeant SPENCE had a charge for the new Grandad
REAR ENTRY, & SILIC took a drink for being the same shape
as the other new Pop - SHAFTED.
DIMWIT for his demise since THE catch, NUTCRACKER going
for drinks uninvited & STUBBY for no Hash gear.
                     (There's a game called 20 toes .......... ).
REARY was out again for the '300 runs' on his Nelson Bay
T shirt (2 for 1 there as well), & DUMB(er) & DUMBER for 
taking mobile calls.
                                 (Oughta be .......... ).
SQUIZZY rose for his play-off gag with DIMWIT, with much 
interjection of 'Still call Australia', with a 2nd verse solo
(what key?) from BENTNOSE...... 'Hawaiian pizza in Hawaii
is called a Local'. DIMWIT's long winded zinger (proof that
there are no new gags), Golf tees in Tiger Woods' Merc to rest
his balls on while driving.
                         (You're so fuckin' dumb ....... ).
ROWDY asked about the sniffycunts of 1920 ..... beginning of
US prohibition & the arrival in Dublin of the temporary
constables, the Black & Tans.
                      (A soldier .... to piss .... for cunt-ry .... ).
BENTNOSE charged STUBBY for drinking the pub dry, MRS D
to ROWDY for the crook knee, & LOIS LANE to BP for saying
"the trail takes us back to where we came from".
LOIS had another charge - PLUCKA for saying that the 
rubbish mattress was a rest stop, & MRS D to DUMBER for 
saying that he's only got 1 bar - he should be happy, but it
was on his phone.
STUBBY got back at BENT for being thrown out of the pub
twice.
                         (Do your tits hang low ....... ).
PUSBUCKET charged Hare ROWDY for his 'ugly agenda',
putting 5.8% beer right next to a 30m mine shaft, & then
MOUNTIE had BIG DOG & ROWDY out together, "Who put
the big red ball at the Drink-stop?"
NORMAL charged BENTNOSE for complaining about the 
pace of the walk, & needing a 'walk halt'.
DIMWIT gave BITCHFACE a drink, now that she realizes 
what man flu is all about, & as all bitches drink ..... you too
MRS DICKHEAD & CHRIS CROS.
                              (She's alright ......... ).  
Last charge (in the dark) for NUM & DUMB - the BIG DOG
push-bike charge.
                    (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
AGM is on April 15.
Next week's run - 1921 - Hare SHAFTED at Lal Lal.

Ha ha, Note to self - at Top Eureka, when amongst the 1st 
to order, be sure to order something completely different 
so as you get your own, & not be last served - just sayin'.