11 - 2 - '19           Run 1918         City Oval

Did anyone count? Gotta be 30+ in for the PUSBUCKET 
Cricket Annual, aka 'Ashes for Hashers'. They asked 
MOUNTIE where the Hash Flash was, as she dragged up the
T shirt. PUSBUCKET told us about the 'short' run, & we'd be 
at the Drink-stop before we knew it. A couple of checks 
around the long block & the Draught Drink-stop was back
at the On On - indeed on the boundary.
Teams were drawn up & it was game on, under the batons
of PUSBUCKET & SPARTACUS. Touches of brilliance & 
non brilliance followed. There was DIMWIT's 'catch of the 
century', taking it a metre above the ground while horizontal,
& then CHRIS CROS' excellent catch to follow. SHAFFY spent
more time rolling round on the turf than fielding. ROWDY, 
while not keen on displaying the 'pyjama python' this year,
did smash a healthy 6, almost smashing the floor to ceiling
window of the clubhouse. HEAD HUNTER followed her turn
with the bat, doing a couple of hand stands in the field. The
Footy Coach had a job trying to keep his charges interested,
after they got a glimpse of the Hash Tarts in hot pants - I saw
it too !! Willy was a star bowler - had he had a touch-up from
a Weiry jigger? There followed a 'Caught QUICKDICK bowled
Willy'. Was HALF A BAR on jiggers as well - 1st ball taking a
wicket. Scorer PUSBUCKET was calling out many -10's & 
-15's. The game closed & back for the Circle.
PEBBLES had welcomes for WAIT A WHILE from Cairns 
Hash, (in his not often worn 'jacket of many badges'), &
Football Coach 'Poiter'.
                (This is your down down song .......... ).
STUBBY was 1st charge, with PEBBLES saying, "look at the 
length of this", but STUBBY had his torch in his pocket.
                 (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ....... ).
Best Hash Screw MOUNTIE was out for a screw with her 
favorite man. She called it the shortest run ever, as 
PUSBUCKET replied, "just like my dick, not very long
but beautifully marked". The limerick was non existent - 
left sitting on the kitchen bench, but ROWDY came to the 
rescue reciting The man from Nantucket ..... "dick was so 
long .... if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it".
                           (Shitty trail .......... ).
The 'were injured & now injured' charge had HALF A BAR,
ratemyagent FASCINATOR, BENTNOSE & DUMB(er) &
DUMBER out for a drink.
                (....... drink your beer & get out of here .......).
Sergeant SHAFTED had PEBBLES out to drink with the
sniffycunt runners - he forgot MASTABAIT's 1400 & he'd been
using the big words he couldn't spell - 'commonality'.
CHRIS CROS 949, ROWDY 1188, HEAD HUNTER 80 & 
FASCINATOR (?). They said that Real (Estate) Men are not
on social media. 
                  (There's a game called 20 toes ............ ).
PRECIOUS charged DUMBER & CHRIS CROS for the 'old farts
& technology' award - not knowing which button to press,
when there was only one to press.
LOIS LANE had the 'Hashy Birthday fuck you', & sisters drink
together, so you too BP. You're sheep fuckers, so out you 
come HALF A BAR, then HEAD HUNTER & Willy joined in as 
immigrants.
MRS D charged PEBBLES for not making enough of a fuss
over the visitors.
             (Finnish drinking song ..... nnnnooooooo!!).
NUMMY gave DIMWIT a drink for his great catch, & 
BENTNOSE joined in - 'caught & bowled'.
MRS D congratulated SHAFFY for becoming a Grandpa, but
of course, now he gets to shag a Grandma.
              (A soldier ...... to piss ...... for cunt'ry ...... ).
PRECIOUS charged MOUNTIE for her tits looking like trail
marks - circle with a centre dot, & then STUBBY to 
BENTNOSE for being beaten into the velodrome.
PUSBUCKET brought out the award bat with the names of
previous winners. Tonight's wooden spooners were 
ROAD RUNNER & BOOTROOTA with the -18 score, & 
winners, ROWDY & STUBBY on 16 runs.
                           (What a wank ........... ).
FASCINATOR had PUSBUCKET & SPARTACUS out for a 
drink, for their organizing of the night, and ROAD RUNNER
& BOOTROOTA - the wooden spooners.
                 (This is your down down song ............ ).
DIMWIT's zinger (only to our table of 6), the sick horse goes
to the 'horspital' - boom boom!!
Bill of Fare - the tasty chilli con carne, rolls & slaw, followed
up by the obligatory MOUNTIE carrot cake.

Next week's run - 1919 - Hare TEFLON,
from Cnr Wolfe Rd & Drake Rd, Glen Park.