Welcomes backs this week went to all the Vietnam peeps, Pebbles, GILF, Fascinator, Kat Flaps, Pebbles, Boner and Square Pants. Sniffy runs that were notable were GILF on 474 and People Pleaser on 13.
This week we were graced with the return of Mountie, who then stepped up to screw the run. She mentioned that we passed by many notable landmarks on this trail. These included the Eureka flag at Bakery Hill, Heavy’s house (where we sang swing low to Clark), the on after site at the Old Colonists club and the drink stop at the back of Her Majesty’s Theatre, that Heavy never made it to and we then had our drink stop at the last known site of Heavy in the gardens at SMB. Of course, there was a very well stocked drink stop of Fosters beers. The church of COOCH salutes Heavy.
Our sergeant NBCL began with a few jokes from Vietnam and then Lois was charged for giving her daughter the Hash Heavy T-shirt to wear, if you’ve seen it, you’ll know. She wore it for a run at Vic Park but then went to the chemist without realising what was on it. Half-a-bar returned from the run in a helmet, but it was Teflon who probably needed it, as he took a tumble on trail and Bent Nose was worried that he may have hit his head. At the point, it was noted that Square Pants was missing (he returned later), we were concerned that we went for a run with 2 Fosters, but only 1 came back….again! Rowdy then charged Mountie, as it was the first time in 32 years as a Dr, that he saved someone’s life, stopping her from stepping in front of a car on trail. Rowdy’s retirement was recognised and it was clarified that he could no longer write prescriptions. Those patients of Dr Rowdy are believed to have received messages of the 5 Dr’s that are replacing him. Then, if 1 Dr drinks, all Dr’s drink. That’s only me this week, as Rowdy is now retired. Rowdy had been discussing health concerns with Cris Cross, he was explaining about a device called a gyro ball that can be used to strengthen arms, but Rowdy explained that there were also other ways to do that. Pink Bits was charged for mixing up Half-a bar and Shafted. The “smart one” was supposed to differentiate them, but looking at Half-a-bar in a helmet did not help matters. Teflon then scored another charge for his “heavy” fall on trail. Half-a -bar returned his glass, saying he wasn’t getting another charge, which resulted in another charge, as he was resembling a cock with his helmet on. Which follows that if one circumcised cock drinks, all circumcised cocks drink. Half-a bar and Bent Nose took this one. We then finished up with a charge for all the Vietnam returnees, which was accompanied by Mrs D running around with her phone making helicopter noises. This audible joke worked. The last charge was a Hashy Birthday Charge to Spartacus.
Next weeks run was then announced to be from Campaspe’s (my place), 30 Merino Drive in Alfredton. BYO grog and torch. No chairs required, I have plenty.
On On
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