Run #2208

 Welcome to Run #2208 Pink Bits and Vanessa from the Flying Horse 

We started with welcome backs, 

Plucker, Wendy, Big Dog, Her Vag, FOP, and Pebbles. 

GM gave his sad announcement that the Mystery bus Trip that had been penciled in for 29/7 is now canceled. But a new and better trip is being planned!

The circle took a moment to remember Heavy who we lost 9 years ago before Num Num came forwards to screw me!

Non Stick - Didn’t stick to the trail and got lost, 

Low friction - slowing down moving objects Mountie went over some humps, my lovely lady lumps and slowed her down, 

Heat resistant - no heat out there at all!  

Chemical intentness - someone by the name of Rodger took a few of the younger hash people off to the side, did a piss with them, attacking them with piss? It was Hydrophobic, Homophobic it was RODGER! Lucky no one got attacked, no one got Rodgered.  

Low Water Absorption - Everyone is wet!  

5/6

The stand in Sargent had some funny thing to say but i had already had a charge by this time so my notes are worse than usual (and they are usually bad!) 

Wendy, Doodle Nuts and Disco all don’t know how to swing low. Then Wendy showed us all her premature drinking trick.

Big Dog become a dog dad, Mountie used her old person card for a discounted meal, I was finally able to lose Boner/Renob on trail, and Campaspe was a kiss ass by driving Rowdy home.   

Someone made a sports person reference abut Daicos brothers, but we have Dickhead brothers here, I am so confused! 

Keeper of the Book or GM fucked up again, none noticed Head Hunters 250 Runs or Immaculate Conceptions 125. SHAME! 

Nutsy fell for the classic stitch up, again… 

Next Weeks Run will be Ms Dickhead from The Royal Mail Hotel Sebas. 

ON ON