Run #2211

 Welcome to Run #2211 Cinderella/ Randolph from The Cattle Yard Inn

The circle started by welcoming Max, the virgin, and Joy-Bell and Steam - Shoes (who has ran ‘around 2034 runs with Peninsula Hash!) 

Num Num came forwards to do her thang, 

Non Stick - Hare stick to the front of the pack, not thinking about the rest of us at all! 

Hydrophobic - Plenty of water on the ground but no rain! 

Low friction - No falling while on trail but virgin Max did jump a fence, his own fence, to get a beer mid run. 

Chemical Inertness - We tried to attack the hare (who was up the front) with very little success. 

Low Water Absorption - Minimal marking on trail, possibly because of the water underfoot. But surely you should have access to plenty of chalk with a teacher as a mother?! 

4/6 booooo

Very low 

Then the lovely Bent Nose stepped into the circle, dressed in his fancy Sargent fit and called upon young Carpet Bags, or Burns. No one knows! Apparently she is desperate for hares, so desperate that she was seen humping Normal in hopes of a favour. 

Our GM, Teflon, had been praying to SS, the Religious Advisor this week for the safe return of the Book. SS came through and brought her home. 

I was told Nummy is very excited to take that box home now! And Spencer Hocking claims that Rats Arse has a bigger one at home. 

Someone noticed that Oscar Piastri was present at circle, and then a sporting joke was made… 

Someone dobbed Normal in for being a cunt on trail and not calling correctly, but I wasn’t surprised! 

Disco was charged for putting darts in his head like our pub mates, Mountie was charged for drinking too much. But that does feel a bit hypocritical at hash… 

Carpet Burns and Doodle Nuts were charged for only walking 600 meters, Nut Bush and Nut Cracker were charged for being DILDO’s (Double income, little dog owners). And Vanessa was charged for claiming she’s cutting back her drinking, then jumping right into the drink stop.  

Next Weeks Run  

Christmas in July from the Den (City Oval Club Rooms!) 

Dress in your best!