Dennis Hawkes

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Run 2081 City Oval Pub 14th Mar ’22.

Hash 30 gathered on the footpath outside the Main Bar

for the Virgin ‘Run-set’ of Pink Bits.

Welcome to visitor Cumming Anyway, & welcomes back

to HalfaBar & Paul Bearer. Just Cum was out the front

for the belated presentation of her 100 Run tankard.

11 runners & 16 walkers set off, leaving the bar flys to

hold the fort. The run took us west from the Yacht Club

& after a couple of on-backs, headed down past St Pat’s

oval, around the Vic Park lake & on to Russell St. Went

past the ‘young hornbag gardener bloke’ (making the girls

wet) to Pleasant & Urquhart, & after a couple of laneways,

eventually to the well stocked Drink-stop at Nutcracker’s

Taboo Hairdressing.

Back at the Circle, Mountie went thru’ her moot routine,

scoring Pink Bits & telling the gag about the cop pulling

her & Immaculateover. After seeing the town on his

license, the cop said “that’s the town of the worst sex

experience ever”, to which Pink Bits remarked to

Immaculate “ he knows you !!”

Teflon & The Bill had a charge for their jaws dropping

at the sight of the gardener. (Shitty Trail ...).

Both Sergeants were there for a change.

Mrs Dickhead had Just Cum out the front for her 100th

& Pink Bits for her 10th.

Mountie charged Mastabait for his ‘dance video’ at Port

Fairy, that looked like he was Irish Dancing, & just then,

Shafted wanted Just Cum to stay out & Irish Dance to

show some pink bits.

Teflon charged Spencer Hocking & Shafted for wearing

their Gold Rush Nash Hash T Shirts to a non Nash Hash

night. (Asshole, to piss, for c*nt ... ).

Mrs D had a drink for the Union’s Labour Day.

(Ya can’t get me I’m part of the Union ... ).

Spence charged NBClittyLicker – as he’s now 51 yrs old,

should we pass around the hat to buy a defibrillator, while

Mrs D had Nutcracker out for having both her Daughter

& Grand-daughter out picking grapes.

The Bill charged Mountie & Nutsy for drooling at the

gardener bloke, but Mountie claimed she only has eyes for

Pusbucket (well, he was sitting right behind her !!).

(You’re stupid .... ).

Next week’s run – 2082 (& return of Scribe hopefully),

Shafted at Slatey Creek.

The week after, 2083 28th Mar. Black Tie/Awards.