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RUN #2080, 7 March 2022

Hare: Bad Hair Day – Location: 58B Magpie St, Mount Pleasant

This week, 27 Hashers signed the book and gathered at Bad Hair Day’s place. Juz Cum was adorned in balloons for her 100 runs and presented with an embroidered hash cap. We then embarked on the run in drizzly rain. The 4.5km trail took us up and down Magpie St, through Peady St Reserve, past a very stinky Ballarat East Bowling Club (it had just been fertilized), before bringing us to the DS on nearby Gladstone St. We then returned to BHD’s place for Hash circle which was followed by a plentiful BBQ dinner with snags, steak, salads, spuds and ice-cream & donuts for desert.

Hash Circle began with Welcomes Back for Fang, HCE, Fop, Her Vaj and Plucka.  Get a Life  . The Sergeant then charged Nutcracker for using one person’s real name and not their Hash name.  No No No  .

There was then a joke about Nutcracker going to see Dr Rowdy with something about designer brands and had some punchline about Target  .  What a Wank  .

We then celebrated Juz Cum’s 100 run achievement.  Why was she born…  . And Juz Cum was selected to hold Mountie’s Moot.

Mountie began with a joke that went something like this. There were triplets hiding in their parents room discussing their futures. One said when I grow up I want to be an electrician so its never too dark. The next said that when they grow up they want to be a plumber so that its never too wet. The third said when I grow up I want to be a boxer so that I can beat up the bald guy who keeps cuming and spitting in here . Mountie then awarded the following scores: Venue 19 (Not quite the fabulous East), Terrain 21 (lots of hills and some bush), Marking 15 (magnificent), Drink Stop -5 (the rain), Groovy Factor 20 (for the sign on the neighbour’s fence). Total Score: 70.  Shitty Trail  .

Dr Death, as sergeant, then called for charges from before the run. Spartacus charged Fang for spending too long in his car when he arrived, Pus Bucket charged BHD for his 17 points of attachment for the tarp that was protecting us from the elements and Mountie charged Dr Death for the rendition of Sweet Gary Goyne at the Park Hotel yesterday. Then if one Dr drinks, all Dr’s drink so I joined in. They ought to be  .

Spence then called upon Big Dog for reaching 121 runs and Juz Cum for her 100 runs.  Their one skin . The song was stuffed up and one skin went straight to four skin, so the stand in choir masters got a charge too.

The Bill was charged for getting a root on trail and as a virgin, he bled. Teflon then charged BHD for his car sticker saying “Give Blood”.  We’ve got Virgins  .

Spence then charged our hosts for this evening, BHD and HCE.  Thank God she’s finally shut up  . There was then a call for next weeks run and a call for any volunteers to set a committee run. Her Vaj and Pink Bits put their hands up to set the trail, further details TBA.

To finish off the charges, Spence then charged Pink Bits, so that we can remember her name. Juz Cum thought he said Pink Tits, so she got a charge too.  Finnish Drinking Song  .

Dumb then charged BHD and HCE for something about their shed storage.  You’re Ugly  and Campaspe was charged for something about stopping the rivers flowing.  U.G.L.Y  .

There was then an announcement for anyone planning to attend the upcoming Mystery Bus/Black Tie/Awards/Shagadelic night to put their name down and pay up. The event will be on 28th March with the bus leaving at 6pm from the Lake View and there will be a cost of $30 per person.

Next Week’s Run – Monday 14 March 2022 – Hare: Committee Run – Location: City Oval Pub.