Run 1964, Hare Bitch Face, really Pus Bucket although Bitch Face supplied the the Drink Stop, from the City Oval Redan FC Rooms (aka the Den).
The floor was NOT sticky.
A stinking hot day with a nor'wester wind from Hell preceded the run, only for a storm front to come through at 1815 hours to wipe most of the trail into near oblivion. It was an apocalyptic day, and most of Victoria was thankful we were not all burnt to a crisp, nevertheless the Sovereign Hash proceeded.
BF arranged things to perfection, with the wild weather gone as we stepped out the door to........no trail discernible to the human eye. Mountie braved the threat of a live dacking to lead the Hash on a loop around the footy ground, East to the hospital car park, through to the secret way to Vic Avenue, up towards the cemetery where the pack diverged into the long and the short way home, which of course was the City Oval Grandstand via Lake Wendouree and and a detour around Pleasant St Primary School.
Cold Coopers Pale Ale satisfied all.
Back at the Den Narelle did her usual magnificent job rolling Coopers stubbies while the GM got his shit together.
He'd actually arranged some charges before the run, but had to repeat them post, and admitted, "I might have fucked up".
You heard it here first.
After Fascinator's first "IMHFU" admission Nummy Nummy Num Num stepped up spontaneously to supply both some thinking music, and a welcome to country with her musical interlude.
Twas the highlight of the night.
Back to business, and Fascinator announced the engagement of Crutchless to her Did ya of last week. Congratulations to all involved, although Pebbles was heard to say to BHD "Why would you bother ??" Cynical pricks, both.
Happy Birthday to Dr Quick Dick and Dr Death, Mountie and Nummy also had a drink. Give us an AAAAA.
Shafted screwed the Runner, not the Run.
And why not?
Glen Campbell got a guernsey for the song, which deflated the mood instantaneously. SHITTY TRAIL
Fascinator then stepped back up with sniffy cunt runs:121 Beer Fuck, 1677 SS commemorating his year of birth, 400 for FOP, the Bill 1666, recognising his evil side, and Clitterbug an insignificant 37. Shafted offered to supply an insignificant appendage.
Mountie led off aggressively, asking people for a charge, which ended up as nominated new year resolutions.
Fascinator was charged for his birth year 1963 (He might have fucked up last week in failing to mention it), and Clitterbug who absolutely told everyone that she was born in 1964.
Pus Bucket heard numerous reminders of a new sports bar in Ballarat, for which he remains excited, while Mountie and Jenny lamented their Sports Bra purchases. Snag was offered a seat on the tram (after stumbling up the steps)🥂 by a younger member of society. It is not recorded whether he accepted the generous offer.
Rowdy was given a drink due to Dumb and Dumber's new habit of pissing in the fridge at night. Narelle was charged by Half a Bar for being competent, Big Dog got the "not charged" drink, and Fascinator announced he was unable to fuck up next week due to his absence, while simultaneously announcing Squizzy the Hare from the Yuille Cairn in Sebastopol.
Kind a glad I won't be there; over to you, BHD
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night.
...And a Happy New Year!!!
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