9 - 12 - '19                 Run 1961                   Buninyong Gardens

The Clayton's PLUCKA Duck "I'm fcn sick of this, I'm 
goin' home " Run set by Stand-in Hare CHRIS CROS.

The 30+ Hash turned up at the usual spot at the Gardens, already 
inundated by the "Friends Of ..." having their break-up. We were 
on-hold for a minute, waiting for the Hare to position the Drink-stop, 
then he returned to tell us about the 3km run that involved the odd 
hill. Shazza said that she had never been to the Gardens, making 
her a 'virgin' for the very 2nd time!! The "Friends Of" man invited us 
for a snag in bread & ice cream on our return.
The Drink-stop, well short of the 3k, was very welcome in the warm 
conditions, & well stocked with Peroni & Cascade Light.
Back to the cars, via the snag & ice cream stop, & transfer
on to De Soza Park in town.
At the Circle, FASCINATOR had welcomes back for 
BAR LICKER, HALF A BAR, MRS DICKHEAD, DIMWIT &
PEBBLES.            (U.G.L.Y.).
Sniffycunt Runs for DUMB(er) & DUMBER 1177, HALF A BAR 
1223, PEBBLES 533, D&C 169, & NORMAL 1132. That's when
MOUNTIE announced the 'Competition' in the Hash Book of,
"Where to put your name", with NORMAL being on top of
MOUNTIE ... ewwww!!
NUMMY presented BP with the 1100 Run medallion she'd found
in the back of a wardrobe.  (This is your Down Down song ... ).
SHAFFY had penned a song to the absent PLUCKA ( to the tune
of "Oh Carol") that, in part went,
           
          Oh Karol, Hass is but a fool, 
          Karol we all love you, though we treat you cruel,
          He hurt you, & he made you cry,
          But if you ever leave us, Hash would surely die.
          ...........
          ...........
          We will always want to see your titties,
          No matter what you do,
          Oh Karol, we're so in love with you.
          ............
          ............
          Hass hid the cash & hurt you,
          & Snaggy made you cry,
          So here we are without you,
          Chris Cros, the Prawns & I.               (Shitty Trail .....).

Sergeant MOUNTIE called out the 1961 Babies - SPENCER
HOCKING, SHAFTED & DR DEATH, ..... & as all Dr's ...
Shazza, & DIMWIT, cos' he'd seen a Doctor.  (There's a game).
NUTCRACKER & NBCL Poiter had a drink for the Barbie 
Boyfriend, & D&C for "cutting lunch".       (They're alright ....).
CHRIS CROS charged GM FASCINATOR for the ones who
vacate instead of setting their run - HALF A BAR & BAR LICKER
                                                           (They're the meanest ....).
MRS D charged BAR LICKER for saying that she was "served"
all night in Phuket, & MASTABAIT for the "strong coffee makes
you see more birds around the Lake".            (You're stupid ....).
The gags were out - PEBBLES had a drink for the old 
proctologist one, "It's OK to get an erection with the digital exam,
..... but I haven't ...... but I have said the Dr", & HALF A BAR's
girlfriend in Phuket "misses her penis".
The young couple at the table close by, had SHAFTED &
HALF A BAR keep all their 'fucks' to a dull roar.
                                                             (You're stupid .....).
MRS D called out the girls, NUTCRACKER, D&C, BP & 
MOUNTIE for being smooth "down there".  (Hymn fck him ...).
D&C gave MOUNTIE & PUSBUCKET an "over 60" drink.
All the while, BIGDOG & Co had been slaving over a hot BBQ,
to cook up some snags & a drayload of prawns. Some great 
salads, even one of CHRIS CROS' Celeb Chef jobs. 
FASCINATOR brought along a cheese platter, albeit left-over 
from his afternoon Open House.
Who'd have thought you couldn't leave Book & Cash at the table,
(the Keeper of the Book nearly cracked the shits & went home !!).
It 'walked' again, but the errant Grogmaster BITCHFACE, the bitch,
with it stuffed in her bag, dived in for another beer, to expose the
coloured plastic.

Next week's Run No 1962 - 
H3 Legs Open at Midlands Golf, Hare PUSBUCKET.