Run 1937, 24/06/2019, Hare Rear Entry at the Queens Head
The Heavy Anniversary Run (aka The Fosters Flop)
A large crowd gathered at the Queens Head, many coming in the back door, for Rear Entry's mid winter run. And, boy, was it cold. All, including Shafted, gathered and set off, first alongside then across the Yarrowee, up to the Tavern, where most decided to cut across behind the wetlands to Humffray St, and variously make their way to the drink stop in the car park of the pub.
The notable absentee was Shafted, who decided AFTER ALL I HAVE TOLD HIM to wander off on his own, bamboozle himself, mistakenly follow the hash Tarts old trail up Black Hill, and turn up 45 minutes late. Most were justifiably concerned ("fucking Fosters" was frequently mentioned); Fang the only one with a big enough heart to go on a search party, the majority too scared to look because one dead Foster at the end of June is enough for any Hash.
Anyway, the prick turned up, Fang was recalled, and he went into his screw as if nothing had happened. I tell you, it smelt like Squizzy had shit himself.
The screw was brief, and ended in a version of "The Greene, Greene Grass of Home" - (Ya stupid..so fucken dumb)
Out of order, the GM announced sniffy c@nt runs to Bitch Face, 59 (all she needs is 10 toes up, and you do the maths), and as one Green drinks...(this is your down down song). Welcome back to Jungle Boy, who was contacted in a seance by Shafted, and appeared out of the blue. Pimp had a significant run with his horse Mr Quickie,and if one quickie drinks....(they're the meanest....the horses arse).
Sergeant Mountie went through the Wikipedia calendar again. 1937 :-
Tasmanian Tiger extinction - Bitch Face (Tame the Tiger)
Blood Bank opened - Head Hunter, Mountie, BF, Her Vagesty , then anyone with a uterus past or present (do ya tits hang low?)
The Hobbit first edition - Rowdy
King George VI died
Bill Lawry Born (pigeons) - Bent Nose (Give us an AAA)
Geelong FC premiership - FOP & Bait (Build a Bonfire)
Golden Gate Bridge opening - all Golden Gates (Bullshit to me)
Shafted got a beer for the Heavy Anniversary. Nutcracker let anyone who wanted nibble on her chocolate bits in honour of Rear Entry. (put your left leg over my..shoulder)
Chris Cross got a charge because kids get smarter once they leave Clunes, Pimp for being 'Mr Quickie' in name and nature, and Reary, from the convalescent Sillic, re the temperature being "minus one". (ar Sol, ar Sol a Soldier I will be)
And lastly Squizzy had a drink for the shitty smell (S H I T T Y T R A I L)
Most stayed for the good pub Meal. Pus Bucket rode his bike home WITHOUT GLOVES. What a legend!
Next week the 1938 HHH inauguration recreation Fancy Dress Ball, with a bus leaving at 6 30 pm SHARP from Buxtons Real Estate. Payments by instalment.
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