10 - 6 - '19   Run 1935   Queen's Head

Stand-ins all round for MOUNTIE's F**k the Queen
Democracy Run. Hash 20+, 3 bar flys, 6 walkers, the 
rest super athletes.
The Queen's Head is synonymous with a Black Hill 
climb, but MOUNTIE assured us that it was level going, 
& along Specimen Vale it was. Both groups met the bar 
flys at The Sibling's in Dyte Pde, for the Carlton Draught 
& snakes Drink-stop.
The Circle was in the beer garden, with Stand-in 
Grogmaster BIG DOG pouring for BITCHFACE, who's 
gone walkabout Interstate for her Birthday.
Welcomes back for DIMWIT & NUTBUSHCLITTYLICKER
Poiter, with Stand-in Choirmaster FOP in charge of 
songs.
Sniffycunt runs were FASCINATOR 111, HER VAGESTY
121, GLIDER 756 & CHRIS CROS 961.
                          (Give us an A ..... ).
Stand-in Screw PUSBUCKET had his chance to screw 
MOUNTIE for the 2nd time in the day, & began saying,
that the Religious Adviser had intervened with such
good weather. We were in the fabulous East, home of 
democracy, & the walkers got to follow the trail of the
"Arse-wipe Brits" from Eureka days. The run was like 
"his" dick, short & well marked, with a happy ending.
MOUNTIE had kept runners & walkers together, & the 
snakes were well provisioned.
                            (Shitty trail ........ ).
'Real' Sergeant MOUNTIE frocked up again, & began 
with the sniffycunts of 1935 - Luna Park Sydney 
opened, 'just for fun' - a drink for NUTCRACKER, 
Collingwood won the VFL Grand Final over South 
Melbourne - drinks for CHRIS CROS & PUSBUCKET, 
& then, new Athlete HER VAG was called out for being 
on her phone. 
                (Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ...... ).
STUBBY & PUSBUCKET were next for 1935 - the 1st
beer sold in cans, then MOUNTIE for having such a 
reverent Hash night.
                     ( .... your Down Down song .... ).
HEAD HUNTER & QUICKDICK had a drink for the 
conflict between Arians & Jews, & PUSBUCKET for 
the, "wife hit by the bus, but she does keep the house 
clean" gag.
                            (She's alright ..... ).
D&C charged DIMWIT for his recent 'significant' 
Birthday.
                      (His foreskin hangs down ........ ).
                  &   (Hashy Birthday fuck you ..... ).
DIMWIT stayed out for saying that the gags on Front Bar 
weren't much, & TEFLON charged FASCINATOR for 
thinking on the run, that the wooden Eureka soldiers
were the runners.
                         (They're the meanest ....... ).
MOUNTIE charged football coach NUTBUSHCLITTY-
LICKER Poiter, for his tough day at the office - his Side
was 60 points down at 1/4 time, eventually losing by 150.
                             (No, no .... ).
CHRIS CROS charged BIG DOG for sommet (?) about the
$25,000 kelpie at the weekend, then PUSBUCKET to
MOUNTIE for the 'lipstick on the collar', being the one he
wiped his dick on.
DIMWIT's (better than Front Bar) zinger .... 6" long, goes 
in hard ... blah, blah .... the toothbrush, & FASCINATOR's 
to PUSBUCKET .... 3am lecture about grog, from the wife.
                         (A soldier, to piss, for c_ntry ..... ).

Next week's Run - 1936 - Hare DIMWIT, On On, Park View.

A very quiet & reverent Dinner was enjoyed, prior to 
retiring for the "lecture about grog'.

July 1st. Run 1938. Mystery Bus from Buxton's Cnr.,
Sturt & Raglan. Short run & 1938 theme (Hash 
beginnings). 1938 prices. 

Stand-in Scribe, over & out.