29 - 1 - '18 Run 1862
26 Grand Junction Drive
PEBBLES' 'pearl necklace' run from home - wonder how
many pearl necklaces have been there? FOP was there
looking very Norman Gunston'ish, with patches on both
cheeks - had the rod just been removed?
PEBBLES intro'd the run, saying chalk & flour, & 6K with a
Drink-stop. The "T shirt a week" crew were in for their photo
op, & NORMAL was Walker (wanker) Commandant.
The run took us round some of the streets, past the "little
boxes made of ticky tacky & they all look just the same", then
the leaf blowers, & we soon found OSSIE OSSIE OSSIE - who
said that he was lost? We followed the highway north
(seemed like half way to Clunes), then down the back lane,
to the well stocked Drink-stop, that was ended prematurely
by the welcome precipitation.
Back at the On After, & SILIC said, "I can't get the middle one
to work" (well who knew?), but it was only on the BBQ ....!
HEAD HUNTER had lost her influence, running round and
round, calling for the circle when no-one cared.
DIMWIT & GILF both still had no idea of a 'pearl necklace'.
FOP welcomed back PUSBUCKET, SQUIZZY, & DR DEATH,
(.... & as all DR's ....) you too QUICKDICK.
(put it in your hand Mrs Murphy .....).
FASCINATOR was there for the screwing, & called it the
'inadequacy run', that PEBBLES was found wanting, in his
lack of 'Barry-ness' from last week. The arrows were barely
there & must have been put there when he was aroused, so
the fascination level was 7.2
( S.H.I.T.T.Y ..... shitty trail .....).
Sergeant SPENCE had HEAD HUNTER out for her ordinary
job as Choirmaster, since QUICK DICK was excellent as the
stand-in last week, then Susie had the black wig installed
by MOUNTIE, so as DIMWIT would know the difference.
GLIDER claimed 2117 runs over his Hash years, so SPENCE
figured (in his wisdom !!), that taking the 1st number 1,
& adding it to the 7, would make the year 2018 (go figure!!),
so all the olds joined GLIDER for a drink - SS, MASTABAIT,
REAR ENTRY & SILIC. Stay there SILIC & have another one
for the confusion of whether it was you that played Federer
in the tennis on Sunday, & that the trophy was presented by
Ms Hrdlicka.
(ugly, ugly, you're so f*ckin ugly)
PEBBLES was charged for drinking light beer at the
Drink-stop & then saying "I forgot my jumper" - all this
& he's only 200 M from home & not driving.
(you're stupid, so f*ckin' dumb).
DIMWIT charged Susie for (?) her puppies & some-one's
Jack Russell.
( ..... she's a great cock-sucker, a harriette).
DR DEATH charged Susie for being refused bar service
since she went arse over head after 2 drinks, then D&C
had a drink for being presented with PEBBLES' black bits
(Cricket bat & stumps), & NUTCRACKER as the Pearl Diver.
MASTABAIT had HALF A BAR out for buying 100
watermelons for $2, then no-one wanted any, & PEBBLES
had a drink for his text to DIMWIT for help to 'build' some
salads, as he had no idea.
DR DEATH charged HALF A BAR for getting lost twice on
the way out here, all the while PLUCKA was the front seat
'NaG-ivator'.
DUMB & DUMBER charged MOUNTIE for her recent photo
with Eddie Everywhere.
( No !!).
REAR ENTRY charged our "Resident Dad Jokester" DIMWIT
for telling his 'best joke ever' - a pod of instrument playing
killer whales - an orca-stra. (phew !!).
(No no, Bad bad, Down down).
TEFLON charged FOP for having the bolts removed from his
face, then SILIC to CHRIS CROS for being the only one ever
to get his quoit above his head.
(He's the meanest ....... ).
TEFLON charged D&C for showing off her Apple watch &
saying, "with this, you'd never have it off", then SS charged
DIMWIT & GILF for not knowing about 'pearl necklace', & then
all the pearl necklace girls drank.
(I want to spray you with my DNA....).
Religious Adviser MOUNTIE had Susie adopt the position,
(just as we listened to DR DEATH's phone go off!!), ..... enjoy
the sex & running etc....... arise, BITCHFACE.
FOP had a drink for the 'shame' of not realising that most of
the Committee were there for a change.
Dr ROWDY had PLUCKA, NUTCRACKER, REAR ENTRY,
HALF A BAR & SPENCE out for the question of Red, Blue
& Super Moons & the Eclipse.
Bill of Fare was the 'NORMAL cooked' snags & steak from
the Hash Trailer, with bread, green salads & the 'DIMWIT
prepared' potato & egg.
HALF A BAR finished it all off saying "Doesn't f*ckin' anyone
want any f*ckin' watermelons?
Next week's run - 1863 - Hares HEAD HUNTER & QUICK DICK
from Nuggety Dam.
Monday, January 29, 2018
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
22 - 1 -'18 Run 1861 La La Land
DR DEATH's (as 1 Goyne runs .... all Goyne's run), run from
home, 114 Lal Lal, with about 33 showing up.
FOP welcomed virgin runner Tanya (NUTCRACKER's Sister)
& said "Put your hand up Tanya" .... but she had shorts on!!
Welcome's back to LADY TRAMP & the Goynes, Grace,
Ellanor & Vaughan.
DR DEATH explained that the 5.5K run had some uphill &
an equal amount of downhill, so as we would end up at the
same height. It took us by Esmond, then along the creek,
& somehow SHAFFY, DUMBER & BHD got side tracked at
Soapy's Dam, hearing about the 2 headed red-fin, caused by
the toxic tailings from the nearby foundry - so much for
being in time to find any beer at the Drink-stop, but jeez I
luuuv that Apple Cider!! Focaccia was good, then came the
chips 'n dips.
At the circle, FOP had welcome drinks for Tanya & Clare, &
welcomes back for LADY TRAMP, MASTABAIT, SILIC & the
(newly f*cked hairstyle) FASCINATOR - that's MY next cut!!
DR DEATH was called out early for a drink, & as 1 Goyne
drinks ....... !!
FASCINATOR began the 'screwing' by asking who HASN'T
screwed DR DEATH? He thought that it was a lazy run,
& just like a drive by. It was nice & hot, & with a fascination
level of ....... "can't be bothered". Then of course, ALL
Goyne's were out for a drink.
(S.H.I.T.T.Y trail .....).
The Committee's started showing up ... Sergeant SPENCE
was there, & had DONUTS, MASTABAIT & PRECIOUS
out for sniffyc*nt runs (I think), & f*ckin' Birthday f*ckin'
Boy f*ckin' HALF A f*ckin' BAR.
(Hashy Birthday f*ck you ..... ).
DIMWIT had a drink for his Macca's Team Leader T shirt,
FANG should've had a drink but they wouldn't let him, so
NUMMY took his drink, then SILIC was told to go & get ......,
& PLUCKA took his drink.
DUMBER charged SHAFTED for all the excuses he put up
for being late, & HALF A BAR had a drink for being early.
DIMWIT drank up for saying good morning to Susie & her
'puppies' on the morning run.
( ....... & the boys went down, down ...... ).
DR DEATH charged Susie for living in her house for
2 years before she found the Air Con control ( behind the
curtain), then DIMWIT for asking "What's MOUNTIE's
Sister's (Susie) name?"
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ..... ).
HALF A BAR (is a) had a joke .... the "get a big dick by
soaking it in beans" one, then PEBBLES had the "Barry
big dick" rubber band one .... it's gone black already.
Vaughan had the old man DR DEATH out for only having
to set the 'lazy' run, while he put the girls to work on all
the cooking.
ahhh, been eagerly waiting (oughta be publicly ..... ).
MOUNTIE charged BAR LICKER for getting out "the pills",
hoping for some bedroom fun, but they turned out to be
diet pills, then SPENCER HOCKING had to drink for wearing
his 'Invasion Day' shirt.
(You ain't got no alibi ....... you're ugly .....).
NUMMY charged MOUNTIE, FANG, PLUCKA & every other
bugger for (I think?), the big eye lashes, then NUTCRACKER
had a drink for displaying her 'blue bits' that used to be pink.
Tanya ('Peanut', the NUTCRACKER Sister) & Clare had a
drink together for 'some-et'.
(Do your tits hang low ...... ).
SHAFTED ran into a tree branch that gouged over his
extra long forehead - know how you feel SHAFFY.
FOP charged PEBBLES for his gag about 'Everything is
big in the USA, including vaginas ...... & the Aussie said,
"It's OK, I can stretch it".
(He's the meanest, he sucks the horse's .......).
That's enough ...... plenty of BBQ, salads & mash followed
as we be'd merry.
Next week's run - 1862 - Hare PEBBLES from home,
26 Grand Junction Drive, Miner's Rest.
DR DEATH's (as 1 Goyne runs .... all Goyne's run), run from
home, 114 Lal Lal, with about 33 showing up.
FOP welcomed virgin runner Tanya (NUTCRACKER's Sister)
& said "Put your hand up Tanya" .... but she had shorts on!!
Welcome's back to LADY TRAMP & the Goynes, Grace,
Ellanor & Vaughan.
DR DEATH explained that the 5.5K run had some uphill &
an equal amount of downhill, so as we would end up at the
same height. It took us by Esmond, then along the creek,
& somehow SHAFFY, DUMBER & BHD got side tracked at
Soapy's Dam, hearing about the 2 headed red-fin, caused by
the toxic tailings from the nearby foundry - so much for
being in time to find any beer at the Drink-stop, but jeez I
luuuv that Apple Cider!! Focaccia was good, then came the
chips 'n dips.
At the circle, FOP had welcome drinks for Tanya & Clare, &
welcomes back for LADY TRAMP, MASTABAIT, SILIC & the
(newly f*cked hairstyle) FASCINATOR - that's MY next cut!!
DR DEATH was called out early for a drink, & as 1 Goyne
drinks ....... !!
FASCINATOR began the 'screwing' by asking who HASN'T
screwed DR DEATH? He thought that it was a lazy run,
& just like a drive by. It was nice & hot, & with a fascination
level of ....... "can't be bothered". Then of course, ALL
Goyne's were out for a drink.
(S.H.I.T.T.Y trail .....).
The Committee's started showing up ... Sergeant SPENCE
was there, & had DONUTS, MASTABAIT & PRECIOUS
out for sniffyc*nt runs (I think), & f*ckin' Birthday f*ckin'
Boy f*ckin' HALF A f*ckin' BAR.
(Hashy Birthday f*ck you ..... ).
DIMWIT had a drink for his Macca's Team Leader T shirt,
FANG should've had a drink but they wouldn't let him, so
NUMMY took his drink, then SILIC was told to go & get ......,
& PLUCKA took his drink.
DUMBER charged SHAFTED for all the excuses he put up
for being late, & HALF A BAR had a drink for being early.
DIMWIT drank up for saying good morning to Susie & her
'puppies' on the morning run.
( ....... & the boys went down, down ...... ).
DR DEATH charged Susie for living in her house for
2 years before she found the Air Con control ( behind the
curtain), then DIMWIT for asking "What's MOUNTIE's
Sister's (Susie) name?"
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ..... ).
HALF A BAR (is a) had a joke .... the "get a big dick by
soaking it in beans" one, then PEBBLES had the "Barry
big dick" rubber band one .... it's gone black already.
Vaughan had the old man DR DEATH out for only having
to set the 'lazy' run, while he put the girls to work on all
the cooking.
ahhh, been eagerly waiting (oughta be publicly ..... ).
MOUNTIE charged BAR LICKER for getting out "the pills",
hoping for some bedroom fun, but they turned out to be
diet pills, then SPENCER HOCKING had to drink for wearing
his 'Invasion Day' shirt.
(You ain't got no alibi ....... you're ugly .....).
NUMMY charged MOUNTIE, FANG, PLUCKA & every other
bugger for (I think?), the big eye lashes, then NUTCRACKER
had a drink for displaying her 'blue bits' that used to be pink.
Tanya ('Peanut', the NUTCRACKER Sister) & Clare had a
drink together for 'some-et'.
(Do your tits hang low ...... ).
SHAFTED ran into a tree branch that gouged over his
extra long forehead - know how you feel SHAFFY.
FOP charged PEBBLES for his gag about 'Everything is
big in the USA, including vaginas ...... & the Aussie said,
"It's OK, I can stretch it".
(He's the meanest, he sucks the horse's .......).
That's enough ...... plenty of BBQ, salads & mash followed
as we be'd merry.
Next week's run - 1862 - Hare PEBBLES from home,
26 Grand Junction Drive, Miner's Rest.
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
15 - 1 - '18 Run 1860 53 Sorrento Dve
LOIS LANE's mirkin run (thru' her bush) & there turned out
to be a bit of that thru' Vic Park. Donuts were a touch of
flavour for the night - it was actually DONUTS' "6 figure"
Birthday - Happy 60 DONUTS.
LOIS told us of the 2 stops - 'Refreshment' & 'Drink'.
The run took 20 odd (odd alright !!), athletes along the old
rail trail, over by the POW Memorial & down thru' Vic Park.
NORMAL assumed command of the 4 walkers, while
DR DEATH was chauffeur for 'crutchy' Ellanor & HALF A BAR.
The Refreshment Stop gave us the 'LOIS Jelly Shots' & donuts
of all varieties - chocolate, icing topped, custard filled, to the
traditional - did you put the hole in the donuts DONUTS?
We were lucky that DR DEATH had driven in before us - his
car completely covered the HH marker - we might've got lost!
Onward then, to the well stocked Drink-stop in the reserve.
FOP fronted up to the circle in the full inflatable donut, to get
DONUTS out the front for the Happy 60 Birthday pot.
(Hashy Birthday f*ck you ....).
Stand-in Screw D & C, didn't want to screw LOIS, but stepped
up anyway, She thought that the run might as well have been
in QLD, since it was so hot, dry & dusty. She was 'savaged'
by a dog in the park, & reckoned it was her longest run at
Hash - score 6.1. The Hash Chorus were obviously too slow
for HEAD HUNTER, she had to speed us up somewhat !!
(S.H.I.T.T.Y. Trail ........... ).
SHAFTED was stand-in Sergeant, since that QUICKDICK back
peddled, & LOIS was his 1st charge. (She's alright ...... ).
Bikey JITTERBUG charged THE BILL for, (in the past!!) being
a trustworthy policeman. (Put it your hand Mrs Murphy ..... ).
Of course, then DONUTS had to cop another '60' drink.
(You're stupid, you're so f*ckin' dumb .....).
Just then, the door of the shed raised to reveal MOUNTIE's
recycled Birthday Cake come to life again, & DR DEATH arose
in his Rocky Horror (ummm Craig McLaclan) gear, complete
with the big black eye lashes, & straight away, the comparison
was on between his & NUTCRACKER's (eye lashes !!).
(Oh, the wiggle of his arse ......... ), & then out came the
"Let's do the time walk again", for DONUTS & DR DEATH.
That's when Ellanor had a drink for her 'outrageous &
embarrassing' Father !!
FOP charged/congratulated Hash Cash HER VAG for paying
for 'some' cups, but keeping us afloat, by stealing some
others for the night, then MOUNTIE charged Susie for her
thinking that 'Organs of the Goldfields' was actually music!!
DIMWIT had a charge for NUMMY as she said "Retired, but
I'm harder worked than ever", as she sat drinking coffee for
over an hour at the Yacht Club. FOP then realised, (talking of
retirement), that he hadn't welcomed back CHRIS CROS.
(He's the meanest ........... ).
MOUNTIE charged NUTCRACKER for having a piss weak
voice when she came to a run marker, then DONUTS charged
D&C for the way she pinned on his large 60 badge.
DUMBER charged MOUNTIE, for being too pissed to
remember him saying where LOIS' run was from!! Just then,
PAULINE materialised from the shed & was welcomed from
his stint of day shift.
NUMMY charged FANG for parking the pussy scooter so that
it looked as though he had towed the caravan there.
(Hymn, hymn, f*ck hymn).
It's clear that MASTABAIT, BENTNOSE & all of NORMAL's
usual chauffeur's are away - he's now commandeered
THE BILL to step in, (can't possibly take my own car!!).
PEBBLES got a drink for his 'silent' bugle calling.
2 Dad Jokes got a run - DIMWIT (of course) with his
'alien kangaroo - the mars supial', & PEBBLES' 3M wing span
wedge-tailed eagle flying into the sun - 1 wing over the eyes
makes 1.5 wing span. .....(it was a sight gag BENT!!).
Subway footlongs of various flavours were followed by
chocolate cake & ice cream, then a Happy 60 Birthday cake
covered in all size & flavour donuts for DONUTS.
Next week's run - 1861 - Hare DR DEATH, from Lala Land,
114 Lal Lal Street.
LOIS LANE's mirkin run (thru' her bush) & there turned out
to be a bit of that thru' Vic Park. Donuts were a touch of
flavour for the night - it was actually DONUTS' "6 figure"
Birthday - Happy 60 DONUTS.
LOIS told us of the 2 stops - 'Refreshment' & 'Drink'.
The run took 20 odd (odd alright !!), athletes along the old
rail trail, over by the POW Memorial & down thru' Vic Park.
NORMAL assumed command of the 4 walkers, while
DR DEATH was chauffeur for 'crutchy' Ellanor & HALF A BAR.
The Refreshment Stop gave us the 'LOIS Jelly Shots' & donuts
of all varieties - chocolate, icing topped, custard filled, to the
traditional - did you put the hole in the donuts DONUTS?
We were lucky that DR DEATH had driven in before us - his
car completely covered the HH marker - we might've got lost!
Onward then, to the well stocked Drink-stop in the reserve.
FOP fronted up to the circle in the full inflatable donut, to get
DONUTS out the front for the Happy 60 Birthday pot.
(Hashy Birthday f*ck you ....).
Stand-in Screw D & C, didn't want to screw LOIS, but stepped
up anyway, She thought that the run might as well have been
in QLD, since it was so hot, dry & dusty. She was 'savaged'
by a dog in the park, & reckoned it was her longest run at
Hash - score 6.1. The Hash Chorus were obviously too slow
for HEAD HUNTER, she had to speed us up somewhat !!
(S.H.I.T.T.Y. Trail ........... ).
SHAFTED was stand-in Sergeant, since that QUICKDICK back
peddled, & LOIS was his 1st charge. (She's alright ...... ).
Bikey JITTERBUG charged THE BILL for, (in the past!!) being
a trustworthy policeman. (Put it your hand Mrs Murphy ..... ).
Of course, then DONUTS had to cop another '60' drink.
(You're stupid, you're so f*ckin' dumb .....).
Just then, the door of the shed raised to reveal MOUNTIE's
recycled Birthday Cake come to life again, & DR DEATH arose
in his Rocky Horror (ummm Craig McLaclan) gear, complete
with the big black eye lashes, & straight away, the comparison
was on between his & NUTCRACKER's (eye lashes !!).
(Oh, the wiggle of his arse ......... ), & then out came the
"Let's do the time walk again", for DONUTS & DR DEATH.
That's when Ellanor had a drink for her 'outrageous &
embarrassing' Father !!
FOP charged/congratulated Hash Cash HER VAG for paying
for 'some' cups, but keeping us afloat, by stealing some
others for the night, then MOUNTIE charged Susie for her
thinking that 'Organs of the Goldfields' was actually music!!
DIMWIT had a charge for NUMMY as she said "Retired, but
I'm harder worked than ever", as she sat drinking coffee for
over an hour at the Yacht Club. FOP then realised, (talking of
retirement), that he hadn't welcomed back CHRIS CROS.
(He's the meanest ........... ).
MOUNTIE charged NUTCRACKER for having a piss weak
voice when she came to a run marker, then DONUTS charged
D&C for the way she pinned on his large 60 badge.
DUMBER charged MOUNTIE, for being too pissed to
remember him saying where LOIS' run was from!! Just then,
PAULINE materialised from the shed & was welcomed from
his stint of day shift.
NUMMY charged FANG for parking the pussy scooter so that
it looked as though he had towed the caravan there.
(Hymn, hymn, f*ck hymn).
It's clear that MASTABAIT, BENTNOSE & all of NORMAL's
usual chauffeur's are away - he's now commandeered
THE BILL to step in, (can't possibly take my own car!!).
PEBBLES got a drink for his 'silent' bugle calling.
2 Dad Jokes got a run - DIMWIT (of course) with his
'alien kangaroo - the mars supial', & PEBBLES' 3M wing span
wedge-tailed eagle flying into the sun - 1 wing over the eyes
makes 1.5 wing span. .....(it was a sight gag BENT!!).
Subway footlongs of various flavours were followed by
chocolate cake & ice cream, then a Happy 60 Birthday cake
covered in all size & flavour donuts for DONUTS.
Next week's run - 1861 - Hare DR DEATH, from Lala Land,
114 Lal Lal Street.
Monday, January 8, 2018
8 - 1 - '18 Run 1859 St George's Lake
1st 'real' run of the year since the, 'barely a quorom' run for
Christmas, & the New Year 'Cup run'. NUM NUM was Hare,
helped along by DUMB & DUMBER (straining his back) & a
30+ roll up.
FOP announced virgin runner Susie with "put your hand up
Susie" (we'd like to), and Max, & the return of FERGIE,
chauffered in by HALF A BAR.
NUMMY was quick to tell us about the 3+ Km run, but didn't
tell the SCC's about the freakin' big hill, that took us away
from lake edge track. After the magnificent views from the
hill-top, & one of DUMBER's renter utes strayed over the
edge, we came across the well-stocked Drink-stop.
Back to the On-After, & the 6 or so swimmers were quick to
get wet. We did get a prior notice from the Water Board, that
if REAR ENTRY & SHAFTED were going in, they'd let some
water out first, but the spillway coped well !! JITTERBUG
rode around on the Christmas present doing her circle work,
while Evie was busy doing some spectacular dives into the
water, to chase the ball from DONUTS & then NUTCRACKER.
Once the chips, dips & nuts were done, FOP rose to give
Susie & Max a welcome drink, & welcome back to FERGIE.
( They're the meanest ....... )
FOP announced that he 'needed a screw' (been a while FOP?)
then PEBBLES stepped up, screwing NUMMY for the 'Run of
the Year' so far. (S.H.I.T.T.Y trail .......... )
DUMBER was called out for having his fly undone & "don't
get an erection", but NUMMY assured us that it wouldn't
make any difference. (You're stupid ... so feckin' dumb).
Sergeant SPENCE gave JITTERBUG a drink for her circle
work on the Christmas bike (sorry, Holiday Bike - musn't
offend anyone) then called out DAZED & CONFUSED,
NUTCRACKER, NUM NUM & JITTERBUG for dressing as
the All Blacks.
( I'm in love with the girl next door ...... now my finger)
The Scribe was next, as being "perpetual" (feckin' whaaat??)
& a most welcome rendition of (Oughta be publicly .... ).
PUSBUCKET, PEBBLES, NUTCRACKER & Susie had
sniffyc*nt runs (I think?) & HALF A BAR for the No 666
devil's run ... (you've gotta know when to hold 'em ....).
JITTERBUG had a drink to 'celebrate' the Poms' loss in the
Cricket, then SHAFFY had to drink out of his thongs.
(NO !! ....... drink it down, down, down).
DIMWIT had to do the circle looking for new shoes, but had
new shoes himself, along with Max, & then the whole thing
rebounded on SPENCER HOCKING.
(Ohhh, the wiggle of his nuts ...... )
MOUNTIE got workmate Susie out for being 'Acting Boss' &
arriving a couple of hours late, & 2nd, for falling flat on her
arse trying to 'emulate' MOUNTIE. She also had
NUTCRACKER there for wearing men's after-shave to
attract D & C.
SPENCE had GLIDER out for gaining 15 minutes, going to
Hash at Creswick, & FERGIE for taking an extra 15 minutes.
NUMMY & PEBBLES (in that order) charged REAR ENTRY
for making sure SILIC wasn't at Hash, then for still not
knowing "the Song".
MOUNTIE charged THE BILL, REAR ENTRY & SS for (?)
"what do old people talk about?" then NUMMY had a drink
for her extra large towel, while SHAFFY dried himself with
a tissue.
REAR ENTRY charged JITTERBUG for dropping her dacks,
(the bar on her boys bike WAS very close to the 'nethers' as
she rocked back & forth !!).... (Oh, the wiggle on her arse).
PLUCKA, TEFLON & SPENCE had a drink to celebrate the
Nash Hash Reunion weekend coming up at the Athletic Club
starting Feb 23.
Then the box of assorted bread rolls came out, together with
some chocky sweets to go with the rest of the beer as we
be'd merry.
D & C was quick to get onto the Frog 69 gag, but not so
NUTCRACKER (I think !!).
Next week's run - 1860 - Hare Lois Lane, with a suggested
Bush Run (TBA), but was it really thru' her mirkin ??
1st 'real' run of the year since the, 'barely a quorom' run for
Christmas, & the New Year 'Cup run'. NUM NUM was Hare,
helped along by DUMB & DUMBER (straining his back) & a
30+ roll up.
FOP announced virgin runner Susie with "put your hand up
Susie" (we'd like to), and Max, & the return of FERGIE,
chauffered in by HALF A BAR.
NUMMY was quick to tell us about the 3+ Km run, but didn't
tell the SCC's about the freakin' big hill, that took us away
from lake edge track. After the magnificent views from the
hill-top, & one of DUMBER's renter utes strayed over the
edge, we came across the well-stocked Drink-stop.
Back to the On-After, & the 6 or so swimmers were quick to
get wet. We did get a prior notice from the Water Board, that
if REAR ENTRY & SHAFTED were going in, they'd let some
water out first, but the spillway coped well !! JITTERBUG
rode around on the Christmas present doing her circle work,
while Evie was busy doing some spectacular dives into the
water, to chase the ball from DONUTS & then NUTCRACKER.
Once the chips, dips & nuts were done, FOP rose to give
Susie & Max a welcome drink, & welcome back to FERGIE.
( They're the meanest ....... )
FOP announced that he 'needed a screw' (been a while FOP?)
then PEBBLES stepped up, screwing NUMMY for the 'Run of
the Year' so far. (S.H.I.T.T.Y trail .......... )
DUMBER was called out for having his fly undone & "don't
get an erection", but NUMMY assured us that it wouldn't
make any difference. (You're stupid ... so feckin' dumb).
Sergeant SPENCE gave JITTERBUG a drink for her circle
work on the Christmas bike (sorry, Holiday Bike - musn't
offend anyone) then called out DAZED & CONFUSED,
NUTCRACKER, NUM NUM & JITTERBUG for dressing as
the All Blacks.
( I'm in love with the girl next door ...... now my finger)
The Scribe was next, as being "perpetual" (feckin' whaaat??)
& a most welcome rendition of (Oughta be publicly .... ).
PUSBUCKET, PEBBLES, NUTCRACKER & Susie had
sniffyc*nt runs (I think?) & HALF A BAR for the No 666
devil's run ... (you've gotta know when to hold 'em ....).
JITTERBUG had a drink to 'celebrate' the Poms' loss in the
Cricket, then SHAFFY had to drink out of his thongs.
(NO !! ....... drink it down, down, down).
DIMWIT had to do the circle looking for new shoes, but had
new shoes himself, along with Max, & then the whole thing
rebounded on SPENCER HOCKING.
(Ohhh, the wiggle of his nuts ...... )
MOUNTIE got workmate Susie out for being 'Acting Boss' &
arriving a couple of hours late, & 2nd, for falling flat on her
arse trying to 'emulate' MOUNTIE. She also had
NUTCRACKER there for wearing men's after-shave to
attract D & C.
SPENCE had GLIDER out for gaining 15 minutes, going to
Hash at Creswick, & FERGIE for taking an extra 15 minutes.
NUMMY & PEBBLES (in that order) charged REAR ENTRY
for making sure SILIC wasn't at Hash, then for still not
knowing "the Song".
MOUNTIE charged THE BILL, REAR ENTRY & SS for (?)
"what do old people talk about?" then NUMMY had a drink
for her extra large towel, while SHAFFY dried himself with
a tissue.
REAR ENTRY charged JITTERBUG for dropping her dacks,
(the bar on her boys bike WAS very close to the 'nethers' as
she rocked back & forth !!).... (Oh, the wiggle on her arse).
PLUCKA, TEFLON & SPENCE had a drink to celebrate the
Nash Hash Reunion weekend coming up at the Athletic Club
starting Feb 23.
Then the box of assorted bread rolls came out, together with
some chocky sweets to go with the rest of the beer as we
be'd merry.
D & C was quick to get onto the Frog 69 gag, but not so
NUTCRACKER (I think !!).
Next week's run - 1860 - Hare Lois Lane, with a suggested
Bush Run (TBA), but was it really thru' her mirkin ??
Tuesday, December 19, 2017
18 - 12 - '17 Run 1856 Athletic Club
The Pub Crawl Christmas Carol bash was on yet again, &
seems like only yesterday that we had the last. Team Goyne
made the numbers swell to 40'ish. All the Christmas attire
was out of the closet, including HEAD HUNTER's "shagging
Rudolph" outfit (that her arse did look big in !!), MOUNTIE's
Christmas Tree, & everything in between. Of course,
PLUCKA's short little Santa dress would've been improved
without the bike shorts, but then she did ride the cycle.
FOP had welcomes for "Goynes" Eleanor & Grace (& partner
Sam), & Vaughan joined in en route. Welcomes back for
TRENCH, MRS DICKHEAD & LIGHT FINGERS.
HEAD HUNTER backed away from the 1st songs, then got
the ..... (Hymn, hymn, f*ck hymn). Christmas Run virgins
were out - NUTCRACKER, JITTERBUG & CRUTCHLESS,
helped along by DIMWIT & the visitors.
1st Carol - Little Dumber Boy for drinkers DUMB & NUM.
.... "she used her tongue on me, I'm Dumber she's Num"....
( ...only weighs a quarter of a pound Mrs Murphy...).
Onward Hashing Soldiers to the Robin Hood & the Carol
Jingle Bells .... "THE BILLy Goat combs down, SILIC's sack
is light, & BAD HAIR DAY holds his balls tight"......
Oh Come All Ye Faithful ..... "DONUTS oh come ye on my
face again" ...... was helped along by NUTCRACKER after
...... "the cum on her face", & ROWDY, dunno - no idea!!
( .... No, no ...... Bad, bad....).
Silver Bells (from no Number page 8 - the one between 7 & 9),
was for Elder Stateman SS, .... "& the mother's rush home
with wet (k)nickers" .....!! Also called out was Hash Lyricist
DR ROWDY by MRS D, for, in the absence of the Prince of
Pomposity BENTNOSE, had to make much of 'nickers'
without the 'k'.
SS charged GLIDER, wondering if he was responsible for
the recent murder in his area, then FASCINATOR to
HEAD HUNTER for her arse looking big in the Rudolph outfit.
Mooooving Forward to Skin Ski & BOOTLACE's drink-stop,
DIMWIT comes across a Yr 12 student & can't remember his
name, but we've assured DIMMY, that "said" student is now
aware of his Hash name. Out the back, we had a welcome
back for BOOTLACES & then QUICKDICK with his Christmas
burqa, was soon found humping HEADHUNTER's big arse!!
Deck The Halls was next Carol for sheep f*cker HALF A BAR
....."f*ck the sheep, it makes him jolly" .... & you can have
one as well HEADHUNTER for ramming Rudolph ... Fa,la,la,la.
PEBBLES was out on his own for Jingle Bell Rock,
...."PEBBLES' cock swings while PEBBLES' balls ring" .....
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy, it's got hair on
it's neck like a turkey).
HALF A BAR & all the "no Christmas attire" gang were next.
The Sergeant called for BENTNOSE to take them away, &
PLUCKA says, "BENT's not here", ........ you'll do PLUCKA.
SILIC was out there - we thought he had no Christmas gear,
but he did produce his 2nd ball - a red Christmas bauble.
SPENCER HOCKING's Carol was Hark The Herald .......
..."piece of ass & fanny mild, lads & lasses paedophiled" ...,
& SILIC had DR ROWDY out at the same time for writing
Carols in Medicare time, & as 1 Dr drinks .... you too
DR DEATH ( you park stealer!!).
At this point, REAR ENTRY & SOS were having a little
'Festive Cuddle' over by the fence, so Santa Claus Is
Coming To Town ......
...."REAR ENTRY's thrust will ice your cake" ....
Stay there REARY - & he showed us that he still can't
remember the Richmond song, & then NORMAL had a drink
for getting there via the kebab bar.
On to the George & a Carol for CRUTCHLESS, with DIMWIT's
help ...... Let It Snow, Let It Snow ....
...... "& her crutch, it likes sauce for topping".
(She's a mean mother fucker, she's a great cock sucker).
NUTCRACKER's 1st Carol - God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman,
.... "no need for lubricant, Oh slidings of comfort & joy".....
(She' alright, a little flat-chested, but she's alright), then a 2nd
for NUTCRACKER, joined by MOUNTIE, .... White Christmas ....
...... "& may all her Nutcracking excite" .......
( ....... She's a great cock sucker, she's a Harriette).
Onward to the Miners, where the lunatic soup was having a
big effect, so some of these won't work, but let's do
Rudolph for DR DEATH & JITTERBUG ......
..."JITTERBUG came by & said "I'll sit on your face tonight" ....
...... & as 1 Goyne drinks, alllll Goynes drink.
Christmas Tree MOUNTIE was next Carol with Silent Night .....
.... "Praise the Lord, I came 1st" ......
(She's the meanest, she sucks the horse's p*nis).
PLUCKA's Oh Holy Night didn't even get past HALF A BAR's
1,2,3 ? count in, but she did get .... (She's a mean mother
fucker, she's a great cock sucker ....).
Feliz Navidad hardly got past the beginning either, but they
thought that was probably 'cos it was for FASCINATOR .....
..... "Poor me, but now Mummy's fanny's glad" .....
DUMB & DUMBER gave CRUTCHLESS a drink for her not
complaining about a touch on the arse, then NUM NUM
charged THE BILL for all of his touchings up!!
DIMWIT's Joy To The World went ok ...."the angels sing,
his reptile's functioning" .... then he told his Dad Joke about,
Winnie the Pooh & Alfred the Great having the same middle
name ..... (& it spits when you jerk it up & down).
SHAFTED came next & Frosty The Snowman, with a full
chorus to finish with a rip roaring ...... (sing it thru slowly)
..... Dah da dah dut dut da dah da dah daaaaahh!!
The yr 12's Eleanor (?) & PRECIOUS had a drink to celebrate,
.....(if it wasn't for your mother, you'd be a spot of cum).
Think at that stage, we were On On to the Athletic for more
beers, & some chicken, chips, salad & bread, with SILIC
licking all of the plates clean. Of course, FOP adopted his
usual stance at the end of the night ie: stripped off to the
mankini with Ewwww ...... a large amount of "side ball"
happening !!
Next weeks Run - 1857 - Christmas Night at FOP's Place.
DONUTS celebrates "60" on Jan 20 at 609 State Forest Rd.,
from 6pm. BYO drinks. Band "Damaged Goods". No presents
just your presence. RSVP for catering purposes please.
The Pub Crawl Christmas Carol bash was on yet again, &
seems like only yesterday that we had the last. Team Goyne
made the numbers swell to 40'ish. All the Christmas attire
was out of the closet, including HEAD HUNTER's "shagging
Rudolph" outfit (that her arse did look big in !!), MOUNTIE's
Christmas Tree, & everything in between. Of course,
PLUCKA's short little Santa dress would've been improved
without the bike shorts, but then she did ride the cycle.
FOP had welcomes for "Goynes" Eleanor & Grace (& partner
Sam), & Vaughan joined in en route. Welcomes back for
TRENCH, MRS DICKHEAD & LIGHT FINGERS.
HEAD HUNTER backed away from the 1st songs, then got
the ..... (Hymn, hymn, f*ck hymn). Christmas Run virgins
were out - NUTCRACKER, JITTERBUG & CRUTCHLESS,
helped along by DIMWIT & the visitors.
1st Carol - Little Dumber Boy for drinkers DUMB & NUM.
.... "she used her tongue on me, I'm Dumber she's Num"....
( ...only weighs a quarter of a pound Mrs Murphy...).
Onward Hashing Soldiers to the Robin Hood & the Carol
Jingle Bells .... "THE BILLy Goat combs down, SILIC's sack
is light, & BAD HAIR DAY holds his balls tight"......
Oh Come All Ye Faithful ..... "DONUTS oh come ye on my
face again" ...... was helped along by NUTCRACKER after
...... "the cum on her face", & ROWDY, dunno - no idea!!
( .... No, no ...... Bad, bad....).
Silver Bells (from no Number page 8 - the one between 7 & 9),
was for Elder Stateman SS, .... "& the mother's rush home
with wet (k)nickers" .....!! Also called out was Hash Lyricist
DR ROWDY by MRS D, for, in the absence of the Prince of
Pomposity BENTNOSE, had to make much of 'nickers'
without the 'k'.
SS charged GLIDER, wondering if he was responsible for
the recent murder in his area, then FASCINATOR to
HEAD HUNTER for her arse looking big in the Rudolph outfit.
Mooooving Forward to Skin Ski & BOOTLACE's drink-stop,
DIMWIT comes across a Yr 12 student & can't remember his
name, but we've assured DIMMY, that "said" student is now
aware of his Hash name. Out the back, we had a welcome
back for BOOTLACES & then QUICKDICK with his Christmas
burqa, was soon found humping HEADHUNTER's big arse!!
Deck The Halls was next Carol for sheep f*cker HALF A BAR
....."f*ck the sheep, it makes him jolly" .... & you can have
one as well HEADHUNTER for ramming Rudolph ... Fa,la,la,la.
PEBBLES was out on his own for Jingle Bell Rock,
...."PEBBLES' cock swings while PEBBLES' balls ring" .....
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy, it's got hair on
it's neck like a turkey).
HALF A BAR & all the "no Christmas attire" gang were next.
The Sergeant called for BENTNOSE to take them away, &
PLUCKA says, "BENT's not here", ........ you'll do PLUCKA.
SILIC was out there - we thought he had no Christmas gear,
but he did produce his 2nd ball - a red Christmas bauble.
SPENCER HOCKING's Carol was Hark The Herald .......
..."piece of ass & fanny mild, lads & lasses paedophiled" ...,
& SILIC had DR ROWDY out at the same time for writing
Carols in Medicare time, & as 1 Dr drinks .... you too
DR DEATH ( you park stealer!!).
At this point, REAR ENTRY & SOS were having a little
'Festive Cuddle' over by the fence, so Santa Claus Is
Coming To Town ......
...."REAR ENTRY's thrust will ice your cake" ....
Stay there REARY - & he showed us that he still can't
remember the Richmond song, & then NORMAL had a drink
for getting there via the kebab bar.
On to the George & a Carol for CRUTCHLESS, with DIMWIT's
help ...... Let It Snow, Let It Snow ....
...... "& her crutch, it likes sauce for topping".
(She's a mean mother fucker, she's a great cock sucker).
NUTCRACKER's 1st Carol - God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman,
.... "no need for lubricant, Oh slidings of comfort & joy".....
(She' alright, a little flat-chested, but she's alright), then a 2nd
for NUTCRACKER, joined by MOUNTIE, .... White Christmas ....
...... "& may all her Nutcracking excite" .......
( ....... She's a great cock sucker, she's a Harriette).
Onward to the Miners, where the lunatic soup was having a
big effect, so some of these won't work, but let's do
Rudolph for DR DEATH & JITTERBUG ......
..."JITTERBUG came by & said "I'll sit on your face tonight" ....
...... & as 1 Goyne drinks, alllll Goynes drink.
Christmas Tree MOUNTIE was next Carol with Silent Night .....
.... "Praise the Lord, I came 1st" ......
(She's the meanest, she sucks the horse's p*nis).
PLUCKA's Oh Holy Night didn't even get past HALF A BAR's
1,2,3 ? count in, but she did get .... (She's a mean mother
fucker, she's a great cock sucker ....).
Feliz Navidad hardly got past the beginning either, but they
thought that was probably 'cos it was for FASCINATOR .....
..... "Poor me, but now Mummy's fanny's glad" .....
DUMB & DUMBER gave CRUTCHLESS a drink for her not
complaining about a touch on the arse, then NUM NUM
charged THE BILL for all of his touchings up!!
DIMWIT's Joy To The World went ok ...."the angels sing,
his reptile's functioning" .... then he told his Dad Joke about,
Winnie the Pooh & Alfred the Great having the same middle
name ..... (& it spits when you jerk it up & down).
SHAFTED came next & Frosty The Snowman, with a full
chorus to finish with a rip roaring ...... (sing it thru slowly)
..... Dah da dah dut dut da dah da dah daaaaahh!!
The yr 12's Eleanor (?) & PRECIOUS had a drink to celebrate,
.....(if it wasn't for your mother, you'd be a spot of cum).
Think at that stage, we were On On to the Athletic for more
beers, & some chicken, chips, salad & bread, with SILIC
licking all of the plates clean. Of course, FOP adopted his
usual stance at the end of the night ie: stripped off to the
mankini with Ewwww ...... a large amount of "side ball"
happening !!
Next weeks Run - 1857 - Christmas Night at FOP's Place.
DONUTS celebrates "60" on Jan 20 at 609 State Forest Rd.,
from 6pm. BYO drinks. Band "Damaged Goods". No presents
just your presence. RSVP for catering purposes please.
Monday, December 11, 2017
11 - 12 - '17 Run 1855 Bowling Club
Batwoman MOUNTIE's last stand for the pissy long weekend
to celebrate the 60th. 30+ fronted up to help her celebrate &
that included some Family (virgins). HEAD HUNTER
rasped up her throat a bit more, with a half baked effort to
muster up some reverance. FOP welcomed the 'virgins' ("put
your hands up virgins" - we'd like to!!), Maree, Clare &
ORPHAN ANNIE, then thanked PUSBUCKET for setting the
run, which PUSBUCKET said was "on the happy side of 4k".
11 athletes (& 1 DR Cyclist) headed off to the hills of the
North, with a sprinkle of the bushland. Very well marked, to
the point of markers large enough on the oval, to be seen
from space. PEBBLES & DUMB & DUMBER left the pack to
go & stand hand in hand, looking at the city from Black Hill.
The Drink-stop was at the front of the Club. Sister Clare left
early, & the suggestion was "is she leaving to have sex, like
Sister MOUNTIE, who would only leave Hash early for that
reason.
At the circle, FOP's 1st drinks were for virgins Maree,
ORHAN ANNIE, Batgirl MOUNTIE & a welcome back for
JITTERBUG. (They're alright ....... they're alright).
FASCINATOR was looking forward to screwing MOUNTIE,
thinking that he was probably the only one who hadn't.
PUSBUCKET stood up for the run, but not for the screwing.
The fascination level for the 'Oscar Winning Run', was
'give it an A'. (S.h.i.t.t.y Trail .......)
Sniffyc*nt runs were for SPENCER HOCKING's 1122 &
MOUNTIE's 'anal bleaching', after much use of the
Domestos bottle. (Get a life ...........)
Sergeant SPENCE charged FASCINATOR for upstaging
him (SPENCE) with the Arab dress-up, then MOUNTIE was
blind-folded, only to find everyone draped with HYMIE masks
that she grabbed one of to dry hump. She had a drink, & as 1
HYMIE drinks ..... all HYMIE's drink ( .. & the boys went down).
DIMWIT had a drink for having to re-hydrate when he arrived
earlier. (You're stupid .... you're so f*cking dumb).
New shoes drinkers were NUMMY, & to drink from the high
heels, MOUNTIE, ...... & you can have another one DIMWIT.
MOUNTIE gave PUSBUCKET a drink for the notion of "sex
after 60" (seconds), then to take a drink for "sex after 70",
were SS, MASTABAIT, SILIC, THE BILL & CHRIS CROS.
MOUNTIE was blind-folded again, while they wheeled in
the 'Birthday Cake'. She was hoping for HYMIE to burst out
of it, but the 'psuedo' removed the HYMIE mask, to reveal
the bare-chested PUSBUCKET, standing there in the boxers.
(Hashy Birthday f*ck you MOUNTIE).
(....... Oh, the wiggle on her arse).
SILIC had a drink for fronting up as his 'Left Ball' (no longer
here!!), NUMMY for spending all day on the bubbly,
BAD HEAD JOB for thinking Ricky Gervais was Ricky Gervais
& MOUNTIE for a '69' with HYMIE.
QUICKDICK (Goldberg) was called out for giving (Hitler)
DUMBER dutch ovens, & as 1 Jew drinks ..... you too
HALF A BAR (Spielvogel) & BENT NOSE (Isaac).
(A soldier I'll be ......... ).
DIMWIT had a dad joke for DR ROWDY - birds go to the Dr for
'tweetment', then REAR ENTRY & DR DEATH'S daughter (?)
were out for sitting down during the Circle.
FOP had a charge for Clare (who'd left) .... you'll do
ORPHAN ANNIE, & as all O'Hallorans drink together, you too
Maree & MOUNTIE.
SPENCE was walking round in circles, & had no idea why he
was still carrying his charge drink, & PUSBUCKET charged
PRECIOUS for saying " Golly MOUNTIE, you look a bit like
Bat-woman".
DUMBER had MOUNTIE & SPENCE out for having the older
lady colour of 'mauve' on, .... & you too KFC & BENT NOSE.
DR DEATH charged SS for being the Elder of Hash, & after
all this time, still needing his 1st name on his T Shirt in
capitals, to which they stuck the letter 'P', making it PENIS.
NUMMY presented the 'gift from everyone' to MOUNTIE, that
prompted the 2 of them into a session of a dry hump & roll
round the floor........ (Hashy Birthday f*ck you MOUNTIE).
Bill of Fare was cold chicken pieces, ham on the bone,
salads, bread & Birthday Cake, followed by some tuneful (?)
Karaoke.
Next weeks run - 1856 - Christmas Carols at Athletic Club.
Batwoman MOUNTIE's last stand for the pissy long weekend
to celebrate the 60th. 30+ fronted up to help her celebrate &
that included some Family (virgins). HEAD HUNTER
rasped up her throat a bit more, with a half baked effort to
muster up some reverance. FOP welcomed the 'virgins' ("put
your hands up virgins" - we'd like to!!), Maree, Clare &
ORPHAN ANNIE, then thanked PUSBUCKET for setting the
run, which PUSBUCKET said was "on the happy side of 4k".
11 athletes (& 1 DR Cyclist) headed off to the hills of the
North, with a sprinkle of the bushland. Very well marked, to
the point of markers large enough on the oval, to be seen
from space. PEBBLES & DUMB & DUMBER left the pack to
go & stand hand in hand, looking at the city from Black Hill.
The Drink-stop was at the front of the Club. Sister Clare left
early, & the suggestion was "is she leaving to have sex, like
Sister MOUNTIE, who would only leave Hash early for that
reason.
At the circle, FOP's 1st drinks were for virgins Maree,
ORHAN ANNIE, Batgirl MOUNTIE & a welcome back for
JITTERBUG. (They're alright ....... they're alright).
FASCINATOR was looking forward to screwing MOUNTIE,
thinking that he was probably the only one who hadn't.
PUSBUCKET stood up for the run, but not for the screwing.
The fascination level for the 'Oscar Winning Run', was
'give it an A'. (S.h.i.t.t.y Trail .......)
Sniffyc*nt runs were for SPENCER HOCKING's 1122 &
MOUNTIE's 'anal bleaching', after much use of the
Domestos bottle. (Get a life ...........)
Sergeant SPENCE charged FASCINATOR for upstaging
him (SPENCE) with the Arab dress-up, then MOUNTIE was
blind-folded, only to find everyone draped with HYMIE masks
that she grabbed one of to dry hump. She had a drink, & as 1
HYMIE drinks ..... all HYMIE's drink ( .. & the boys went down).
DIMWIT had a drink for having to re-hydrate when he arrived
earlier. (You're stupid .... you're so f*cking dumb).
New shoes drinkers were NUMMY, & to drink from the high
heels, MOUNTIE, ...... & you can have another one DIMWIT.
MOUNTIE gave PUSBUCKET a drink for the notion of "sex
after 60" (seconds), then to take a drink for "sex after 70",
were SS, MASTABAIT, SILIC, THE BILL & CHRIS CROS.
MOUNTIE was blind-folded again, while they wheeled in
the 'Birthday Cake'. She was hoping for HYMIE to burst out
of it, but the 'psuedo' removed the HYMIE mask, to reveal
the bare-chested PUSBUCKET, standing there in the boxers.
(Hashy Birthday f*ck you MOUNTIE).
(....... Oh, the wiggle on her arse).
SILIC had a drink for fronting up as his 'Left Ball' (no longer
here!!), NUMMY for spending all day on the bubbly,
BAD HEAD JOB for thinking Ricky Gervais was Ricky Gervais
& MOUNTIE for a '69' with HYMIE.
QUICKDICK (Goldberg) was called out for giving (Hitler)
DUMBER dutch ovens, & as 1 Jew drinks ..... you too
HALF A BAR (Spielvogel) & BENT NOSE (Isaac).
(A soldier I'll be ......... ).
DIMWIT had a dad joke for DR ROWDY - birds go to the Dr for
'tweetment', then REAR ENTRY & DR DEATH'S daughter (?)
were out for sitting down during the Circle.
FOP had a charge for Clare (who'd left) .... you'll do
ORPHAN ANNIE, & as all O'Hallorans drink together, you too
Maree & MOUNTIE.
SPENCE was walking round in circles, & had no idea why he
was still carrying his charge drink, & PUSBUCKET charged
PRECIOUS for saying " Golly MOUNTIE, you look a bit like
Bat-woman".
DUMBER had MOUNTIE & SPENCE out for having the older
lady colour of 'mauve' on, .... & you too KFC & BENT NOSE.
DR DEATH charged SS for being the Elder of Hash, & after
all this time, still needing his 1st name on his T Shirt in
capitals, to which they stuck the letter 'P', making it PENIS.
NUMMY presented the 'gift from everyone' to MOUNTIE, that
prompted the 2 of them into a session of a dry hump & roll
round the floor........ (Hashy Birthday f*ck you MOUNTIE).
Bill of Fare was cold chicken pieces, ham on the bone,
salads, bread & Birthday Cake, followed by some tuneful (?)
Karaoke.
Next weeks run - 1856 - Christmas Carols at Athletic Club.
Monday, December 4, 2017
4 - 12 - '17 Run 1854 Eureka Stockade
PLUCKA's "Battle of Eureka" run. Early start at 6:00 for the
Hash 35, to catch the 6:23 to the City. All busy, getting sorted
with the new T shirts going everywhere. Signing the book,
FASCINATOR said, "Oh good, the year of my birth", (not 1854),
but his Run No 63.
FOP welcomed all, mentioning the year of "The Rebels"
uprising (what do we want, when do we want it?). New runners
were Americans Ken & Mrs Ken (or should that be Barbie?).
FOP's question, "where do we catch the bus?" ..... umm, at the
bus-stop. The bus off-loaded us all at the main stop in Little
Bridge, & we all strolled up to the Bakery Hill Flag. MOUNTIE
got busy sorting Runners as soldiers & Walkers as miners,
to be on either side of the flag. BENT NOSE took to the stone
podium, & did his chant, "These feet, these hands ......"
A steady walk back to the Stockade, stopping at the Eureka
markers for SPENCER HOCKING to go thru' his spiel, direct
from the Eureka Walk pamphlet. We hadn't realised that
Carboni's Pizza joint had been going for so long !!!
The Drink-stop (& damper) was at the Stockade Monument,
with a fair sort of a wait for the runners. Soon, the "battle" was
on between "soldiers & miners", with plenty of red & white
flour bombs dispersed.
At the circle, FOP congratulated PLUCKA for a job well done,
a welcome for Just Ken & Just Marg, & welcomes back for
BAR LICKER, HALF A BAR & GLIDER ..... "You're stupid,
you're stupid, you're so f*cking dumb".
Screw FASCINATOR was almost doing cart-wheels at the
thought of screwing PLUCKA, & thought that there was more
planning put into the night, than for the original Eureka.
It was a great (hysterical) historical run, with a fascination
level of 9.69 .... "S.h.i.t.t.y T.r.a.i.l. .. I'd rather drink warm beer".
Sergeant SPENCE had PLUCKA out the front for the No 1854,
as 1+8=9, 5+4=9, so 18 is the digit sum of 9, which is the
square root of 81, which is the digit sum of 9 !! ..... "Do your
tits hang low, do they wobble to & fro ....." PLUCKA then had
a 'back to back' charge for the run passing by the Vegan cafe.
QUICKDICK was called out for a charge but was absent, so
you'll do DIMWIT, then BEERFUCK, as a miner, explained that
a 'lead' is a creek full of gold ......... "Why was he born so
beautiful ...... he's no f*cking use at all".
THE BILL took the soldier's charge, joined by Paul the Pom.
The Rebellion was all about the monarchists & republicans
in that order, so out you come HALF A BAR & MOUNTIE.
On the topic of miners' taxes, BENT NOSE called out SPENCE,
DONUTS, HALF A BAR & NUTCRACKER as our prime suspect
non tax payers, & Ken represented Donald Trump. ..........
"They're the meanest, they suck the horse's penis".
HALF A BAR stayed out there, as the "wealthy land owner"
against the miners ...... Hymn, hymn, f*ck hymn.
FASCINATOR said that "Australia did it all in 1854, the
Americans took till 1860" - out you come Ken & Marg ..........
"No, no, no, bad, bad, bad ......"
A distraction right here, as FASCINATOR points out the 6
'couch surfers' walking along Eureka St .... carrying a couch!
BEERFUCK had a charge for the girls of PMT Hash, to make
sure of their "Fannuary" donations ....... "What a wank" ......
GLIDER produced yet another newspaper clip - Stock & Land
no less, for the prize winning HALF A BAR ............. at last,
.......... "give us an A".
DUMB & DUMBER charged GLIDER for being the next one in
line to ask "where's the run this week?", then SPENCE to
HALF A BAR for some bad behaviour, & BAR LICKER for
being complicit in same.
NORMAL had a charge for HALF A BAR (& ROWDY) - "F*ck off
you're no good at anything. I gave you the job of checking the
green light on the BBQ, & you handed it on to ROWDY & he's
f*ckin' colour blind!!"
MOUNTIE had some charge for Jess (?), SPENCE to
'Just Marg' for asking " was Carboni the 1st one to bring in
Pizza?", then FASCINATOR to D&C for the question, "where's
my fanny?"
THE BILL charged HALF A BAR being the only one of us, who
could afford the piece of original flag going up for auction.
FASCINATOR gave ROWDY the redhead charge, & as one
redhead drinks ... out the front - RANDOLPH, Ali, DIMWIT
(covered in red flour) & BAD HEAD JOB (just a red 'head' -
nothing else!!).
R.A. MOUNTIE had 2 Christenings ... Ken ... arise FAR-KEN,
& Marg ... arise CAROL.
Tasty BBQ of snags & hamburgers, salads & cheese, bread &
rolls was 'bill of fare' that followed.
Next weeks run - 1855 - Hare the '6' figures Birthday Girl
MOUNTIE, from North Ballarat Bowling Club, with
Hollywood dress-up.
PLUCKA's "Battle of Eureka" run. Early start at 6:00 for the
Hash 35, to catch the 6:23 to the City. All busy, getting sorted
with the new T shirts going everywhere. Signing the book,
FASCINATOR said, "Oh good, the year of my birth", (not 1854),
but his Run No 63.
FOP welcomed all, mentioning the year of "The Rebels"
uprising (what do we want, when do we want it?). New runners
were Americans Ken & Mrs Ken (or should that be Barbie?).
FOP's question, "where do we catch the bus?" ..... umm, at the
bus-stop. The bus off-loaded us all at the main stop in Little
Bridge, & we all strolled up to the Bakery Hill Flag. MOUNTIE
got busy sorting Runners as soldiers & Walkers as miners,
to be on either side of the flag. BENT NOSE took to the stone
podium, & did his chant, "These feet, these hands ......"
A steady walk back to the Stockade, stopping at the Eureka
markers for SPENCER HOCKING to go thru' his spiel, direct
from the Eureka Walk pamphlet. We hadn't realised that
Carboni's Pizza joint had been going for so long !!!
The Drink-stop (& damper) was at the Stockade Monument,
with a fair sort of a wait for the runners. Soon, the "battle" was
on between "soldiers & miners", with plenty of red & white
flour bombs dispersed.
At the circle, FOP congratulated PLUCKA for a job well done,
a welcome for Just Ken & Just Marg, & welcomes back for
BAR LICKER, HALF A BAR & GLIDER ..... "You're stupid,
you're stupid, you're so f*cking dumb".
Screw FASCINATOR was almost doing cart-wheels at the
thought of screwing PLUCKA, & thought that there was more
planning put into the night, than for the original Eureka.
It was a great (hysterical) historical run, with a fascination
level of 9.69 .... "S.h.i.t.t.y T.r.a.i.l. .. I'd rather drink warm beer".
Sergeant SPENCE had PLUCKA out the front for the No 1854,
as 1+8=9, 5+4=9, so 18 is the digit sum of 9, which is the
square root of 81, which is the digit sum of 9 !! ..... "Do your
tits hang low, do they wobble to & fro ....." PLUCKA then had
a 'back to back' charge for the run passing by the Vegan cafe.
QUICKDICK was called out for a charge but was absent, so
you'll do DIMWIT, then BEERFUCK, as a miner, explained that
a 'lead' is a creek full of gold ......... "Why was he born so
beautiful ...... he's no f*cking use at all".
THE BILL took the soldier's charge, joined by Paul the Pom.
The Rebellion was all about the monarchists & republicans
in that order, so out you come HALF A BAR & MOUNTIE.
On the topic of miners' taxes, BENT NOSE called out SPENCE,
DONUTS, HALF A BAR & NUTCRACKER as our prime suspect
non tax payers, & Ken represented Donald Trump. ..........
"They're the meanest, they suck the horse's penis".
HALF A BAR stayed out there, as the "wealthy land owner"
against the miners ...... Hymn, hymn, f*ck hymn.
FASCINATOR said that "Australia did it all in 1854, the
Americans took till 1860" - out you come Ken & Marg ..........
"No, no, no, bad, bad, bad ......"
A distraction right here, as FASCINATOR points out the 6
'couch surfers' walking along Eureka St .... carrying a couch!
BEERFUCK had a charge for the girls of PMT Hash, to make
sure of their "Fannuary" donations ....... "What a wank" ......
GLIDER produced yet another newspaper clip - Stock & Land
no less, for the prize winning HALF A BAR ............. at last,
.......... "give us an A".
DUMB & DUMBER charged GLIDER for being the next one in
line to ask "where's the run this week?", then SPENCE to
HALF A BAR for some bad behaviour, & BAR LICKER for
being complicit in same.
NORMAL had a charge for HALF A BAR (& ROWDY) - "F*ck off
you're no good at anything. I gave you the job of checking the
green light on the BBQ, & you handed it on to ROWDY & he's
f*ckin' colour blind!!"
MOUNTIE had some charge for Jess (?), SPENCE to
'Just Marg' for asking " was Carboni the 1st one to bring in
Pizza?", then FASCINATOR to D&C for the question, "where's
my fanny?"
THE BILL charged HALF A BAR being the only one of us, who
could afford the piece of original flag going up for auction.
FASCINATOR gave ROWDY the redhead charge, & as one
redhead drinks ... out the front - RANDOLPH, Ali, DIMWIT
(covered in red flour) & BAD HEAD JOB (just a red 'head' -
nothing else!!).
R.A. MOUNTIE had 2 Christenings ... Ken ... arise FAR-KEN,
& Marg ... arise CAROL.
Tasty BBQ of snags & hamburgers, salads & cheese, bread &
rolls was 'bill of fare' that followed.
Next weeks run - 1855 - Hare the '6' figures Birthday Girl
MOUNTIE, from North Ballarat Bowling Club, with
Hollywood dress-up.
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