11 - 12 - '17   Run 1855   Bowling Club

Batwoman MOUNTIE's last stand for the pissy long weekend
to celebrate the 60th. 30+ fronted up to help her celebrate & 
that included some Family (virgins). HEAD HUNTER 
rasped up her throat a bit more, with a half baked effort to
muster up some reverance. FOP welcomed the 'virgins' ("put
your hands up virgins" - we'd like to!!), Maree, Clare & 
ORPHAN ANNIE, then thanked PUSBUCKET for setting the 
run, which PUSBUCKET said was "on the happy side of 4k".
11 athletes (& 1 DR Cyclist) headed off to the hills of the 
North, with a sprinkle of the bushland. Very well marked, to
the point of markers large enough on the oval, to be seen
from space. PEBBLES & DUMB & DUMBER left the pack to
go & stand hand in hand, looking at the city from Black Hill. 
The Drink-stop was at the front of the Club. Sister Clare left
early, & the suggestion was "is she leaving to have sex, like
Sister MOUNTIE, who would only leave Hash early for that
reason. 
At the circle, FOP's 1st drinks were for virgins Maree, 
ORHAN ANNIE, Batgirl MOUNTIE & a welcome back for 
JITTERBUG.        (They're alright ....... they're alright).
FASCINATOR was looking forward to screwing MOUNTIE,
thinking that he was probably the only one who hadn't.
PUSBUCKET stood up for the run, but not for the screwing.
The fascination level for the 'Oscar Winning Run', was 
'give it an A'.      (S.h.i.t.t.y Trail .......)
Sniffyc*nt runs were for SPENCER HOCKING's 1122 & 
MOUNTIE's 'anal bleaching', after much use of the 
Domestos bottle.             (Get a life ...........)
Sergeant SPENCE charged FASCINATOR for upstaging
him (SPENCE) with the Arab dress-up, then MOUNTIE was
blind-folded, only to find everyone draped with HYMIE masks
that she grabbed one of to dry hump. She had a drink, & as 1
HYMIE drinks ..... all HYMIE's drink ( .. & the boys went down).
DIMWIT had a drink for having to re-hydrate when he arrived
earlier.           (You're stupid .... you're so f*cking dumb).
New shoes drinkers were NUMMY, & to drink from the high 
heels, MOUNTIE, ...... & you can have another one DIMWIT.
MOUNTIE gave PUSBUCKET a drink for the notion of "sex
after 60" (seconds), then to take a drink for "sex after 70",
were SS, MASTABAIT, SILIC, THE BILL & CHRIS CROS.
MOUNTIE was blind-folded again, while they wheeled in
the 'Birthday Cake'. She was hoping for HYMIE to burst out 
of it, but the 'psuedo' removed the HYMIE mask, to reveal 
the bare-chested PUSBUCKET, standing there in the boxers.
                   (Hashy Birthday f*ck you MOUNTIE). 
                   (....... Oh, the wiggle on her arse).
SILIC had a drink for fronting up as his 'Left Ball' (no longer
here!!), NUMMY for spending all day on the bubbly, 
BAD HEAD JOB for thinking Ricky Gervais was Ricky Gervais
& MOUNTIE for a '69' with HYMIE.
QUICKDICK (Goldberg) was called out for giving (Hitler) 
DUMBER dutch ovens, & as 1 Jew drinks ..... you too 
HALF A BAR (Spielvogel) & BENT NOSE (Isaac).
                   (A soldier I'll be ......... ).
DIMWIT had a dad joke for DR ROWDY - birds go to the Dr for
'tweetment', then REAR ENTRY & DR DEATH'S daughter (?)
were out for sitting down during the Circle.
FOP had a charge for Clare (who'd left) .... you'll do 
ORPHAN ANNIE, & as all O'Hallorans drink together, you too 
Maree & MOUNTIE.
SPENCE was walking round in circles, & had no idea why he 
was still carrying his charge drink, & PUSBUCKET charged
PRECIOUS for saying " Golly MOUNTIE, you look a bit like
Bat-woman".
DUMBER had MOUNTIE & SPENCE out for having the older 
lady colour of 'mauve' on, .... & you too KFC & BENT NOSE.
DR DEATH charged SS for being the Elder of Hash, & after
all this time, still needing his 1st name on his T Shirt in 
capitals, to which they stuck the letter 'P', making it PENIS.
NUMMY presented the 'gift from everyone' to MOUNTIE, that
prompted the 2 of them into a session of a dry hump & roll 
round the floor........ (Hashy Birthday f*ck you MOUNTIE).
Bill of Fare was cold chicken pieces, ham on the bone, 
salads, bread & Birthday Cake, followed by some tuneful (?)
Karaoke.

Next weeks run - 1856 - Christmas Carols at Athletic Club.