27 - 8 - '18 Run 1894 Athletic Club
Virgin Hare DIMWIT's run from the Athletic (who said,
"Cat's Piss Central?") with the Hash 30+. The GM eventually
called us about, & decided to keep the welcomes back
for the Circle.
DIMWIT told us about the run - undulating, scenic, short &
with a Drink-stop.
On on was west up Mair St, & over the stairs inside the
Station. Clearly no co-ordination with the train timetable - a
huge hold-up at the gates, waiting for the train. The School
Master Hare kept the 14 Super Athletes in check the whole
time, calling trail & on backs. Walkers & runners met up at
the Bakery Hill Flag, where SS led the chant. The welcome
Corona Drink-stop was out back of the Pub. The 3 bar flys
stayed at their own drink-stop a while, & were just in time
for the Circle, in the brew room of the Athletic - minus vats.
GM PEBBLES had a welcome for the newly engaged
PINK BITCH (FLUID's man) & as one bitch drinks .... you too
BITCHFACE.
(Stop yer fuckin' bitchin' ......... ).
Welcomes back were for GILF, EXIT, FLUID MOVEMENT,
NUMMY, HEAD HUNTER, ZIG, BEERFUCK, DUMBER,
DONUTS & SPENCER HOCKING.
(Down down song, isn't very long ....... ).
PEBBLES called on Hash's "2nd best screwer" BITCHFACE,
but she was too tired to stand-in, so the stand-in stand-in
was ROWDY. ZIG yelled out "nothing's changed - ROWDY
was screwing everyone 12 years ago". They accused
BITCHFACE of giving 'too much head' when she was a
barmaid.
ROWDY said that the run was meek & mild, using bugger all
chalk & there was no allowance for the train stop. DIMWIT
became the 1st '2 limerick' Hare, with ROWDY's ending in,
"& the knob at the top they just lick". In absentia, MOUNTIE's
ended with, "his I.Q. & hat size the same". PEBBLES brought
up visions of another famous virgin - Susan Boyle - &
everyone but SILIC nearly puked.
(Shitty trail ............. ).
Sergeant SHAFTED charged DIMWIT for putting on his best
run ever, then ZIG for saying about marriage, "why buy the
book when you can join the library?", but SHAFFY wants the
'book' when ZIG's finished.
(Put it in your hand Mrs. Murphy ......... ).
He called out PLUCKA for writing down the sniffycunt runs
on a half used tissue. Runs were ROWDY 1171, CHRIS CROS
911, GILF 269 (better that 169), NUTCRACKER (ran her age),
BITCHFACE 25, & PINK BITCH 1. SILIC reckoned that you
must have to be in the clique to get a drink.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... ).
DIMWIT charged NUMMY for posting that he looked cute, then
SPENCE spun the old gag 'of DIMWIT ' with the box of
condoms - plus tax!! DIMWIT stayed out to drink out of his
'new' right shoe, but HEAD HUNTER thought as a Catholic, he
should have drunk out of the left. Then came the DIMWIT
zinger - Jelly bean went to school to become a Smartie.
(He's a bastard .......... ).
DONUTS charged DIMWIT for the best run under Scott
Morrison, & speaking of Morrisons, you too HALF A BAR.
Norway Hash Song ......... (No !!).
EXIT had HALF A BAR stay out for the Essendon advert on
his top, & then REAR ENTRY for not knowing the Richmond
song - good ploy to get an extra grog each week!!
(Hymn, hymn ........... ).
SPARTACUS has been pining for his love PUSBUCKET, so
Richy joined in on the bike ride - but motorised.
(No, no, no ............... ).
BEERFUCK had a drink for only noticing the lack of accent
& not the curves of SHAFTED's lovely French strapper. Deb
wants SHAFFY to go to Spotlight for some new material.
(U.g.l.y. ............ ).
NUTCRACKER had a drink for her new 'beer' glasses, then
SILIC to DONUTS for thinking that BF meant bad fuck (have
you ever had such a thing?), but it was for BITCHFACE.
GILF & TEFLON both had a drink after hearing that the
French girl was on $19 an hour - GILF saying "you're more
than $19 an hour to me"....... Ohhhhhh.
(A soldier, a cunt-ry ........... ).
SILIC was charged for not going straight in to the food as
soon as it came out, & STUBBY just for being here.
(He's a piss-pot thru' & thru' ............ ).
NUM & DUMB had a drink for lasting 8 weeks in close
company on the holiday.
(Your down down song ............ ).
Last charge was for new engagees FLUID & PINK BITCH.
(You're stupid ............ ).
Next week's run - 1895 - Hare SS from East / Point
Clubrooms. Pizza & BYO grog.
Monday, August 27, 2018
Tuesday, August 21, 2018
20 - 8 - '18 Run 1893 The Stag
Hash 23 for the HER FANNY run with the FASCINATion of
Learmonth. DIMWIT got us underway calling reverence, as
the Grand Master stepped up to welcome everyone.
FASCINATOR told us that HER FANNY was unwell, so, from
us all, get well HER FANNY. He said that the run was all
washed out, so we'll see how far the whinging takes us.
There's a Drink-stop 'with something special', & beware,
there might be some dogs on the loose. SHAFFY asked if
there was any run he hadn't fucked up yet. "It was marked in
yellow, red & blue, & go left down at the corner". That turned
out to be the 'other' left (the one you hold the knife in !!), as
we had to turn right. Turn right we did, then up the hill out the
back, down to the Lake's edge, & along to the Drink-stop
with the American touch - Miller's beer & a shot of Jim Beam -
all in tribute to FASCINATOR's friends (past).
At the Circle, BAD HEAD JOB received the Perpetual Horn
(BITCHFACE & NUTCRACKER !!), & the expensive cup
with zeros.
(Get a life life life ...... ), then BITCHFACE &
REAR ENTRY were out for not knowing the words.
(You're stupid ...... ).
BITCHFACE was Stand-in Screw (SHAFTED thought
Slip in Screw), & promptly reminded FASCINATOR that
pneumonia was no excuse for HER FANNY. She asked
that with no trail left, was it actually a run anyway??
Then the limerick - "Fanny's just a nice word for cunt".
(Shitty trail ............. ).
Sergeant SHAFTED's 1st charge - for DIMWIT - being aptly
named, having his run from the Athletic Brewery, since it's
been splashed all over The Courier.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... )
HALF A BAR was next (direct from Kenya), whether he had
cash for the Farmer's Donation Jar, & SILIC left a bit of small
change.
Sniffycunt Runs for DIMWIT 52, QUICKDICK 60, FASCINATOR
80, CHRIS CROS 910 & NORMAL 1099 (ready for next run).
(Give us an A ........ from MASTABAIT).
It was HER VAG's 33rd Birthday.
(Hashy Birthday fuck you .......... ).
ROWDY charged FOP for leaving the football so early at the
weekend, on Geelong's best day ever, & MASTABAIT tipped
9 out of 10 winners.
HALF A BAR charged fuckin' REAR ENTRY since the fuckin'
bar flys had been in conversation with fuckin' Jean behind the
fuckin' bar. She said "You're still working at your age??"
(U.G.L.Y. you're ugly ..... ).
SHAFTED charged FASCINATOR for "no trail, 3.5k &
should've been a live Hare".
Look out for the photos of SHAFFY 'shafting' MRS DICKHEAD
from behind, that caused the Grand Old Duke of York
comment, "& when he was only half-way up, he was neither
up nor down".
NORMAL gave himself the Kilimanjaro charge, & then the old
dickheads, MASTABAIT, GLIDER, SS & REARY had a drink for
standing in the Fishy Corner, & not the designated Old Fart
corner. Of course, there wasn't enough beer in the pub for
"when one dickhead drinks .......... "
(They're the meanest ........... ).
MRS D charged FASCINATOR for having his 'metro sexual
beer', then NUTCRACKER for being on her phone at the
circle, & BITCHFACE for having (thanks SHAFFY), ten-ants
& not white ants!!
(DIMWIT chimed in with the Hash Hymn - 'Swing Low'
for the down down song).
SILIC charged QUICKDICK for saying, "not another fuckin'
jug", then PEBBLES to FASCINATOR for no photo of
HER FANNY (the car!!), but a photo of the motor bike.
(Hymn, hymn, fuck hymn ........... ).
NORMAL charged his chauffeur MASTABAIT, for bringing
him to Hash very week in the Hilux, when everyone
shit-cans Toyota.
(There's a game called 20 toes .......... ).
SPARTACUS took a charge for giving his crook arm a
work-out, QUICKDICK for wearing his work beany to Hash,
& SHAFTED for his exceptional Hash Gear.
(Oughta be .............. ).
DIMWIT's zinger (during a great value Pub Meal & no 'line'
on the wine glass), ....... The chicken rolled in the dirt once
he'd crossed the road ..... he was a dirty double crosser!!
Next week's run - 1894 - Hare DIMWIT, Athletic Club. TBC.
Hash 23 for the HER FANNY run with the FASCINATion of
Learmonth. DIMWIT got us underway calling reverence, as
the Grand Master stepped up to welcome everyone.
FASCINATOR told us that HER FANNY was unwell, so, from
us all, get well HER FANNY. He said that the run was all
washed out, so we'll see how far the whinging takes us.
There's a Drink-stop 'with something special', & beware,
there might be some dogs on the loose. SHAFFY asked if
there was any run he hadn't fucked up yet. "It was marked in
yellow, red & blue, & go left down at the corner". That turned
out to be the 'other' left (the one you hold the knife in !!), as
we had to turn right. Turn right we did, then up the hill out the
back, down to the Lake's edge, & along to the Drink-stop
with the American touch - Miller's beer & a shot of Jim Beam -
all in tribute to FASCINATOR's friends (past).
At the Circle, BAD HEAD JOB received the Perpetual Horn
(BITCHFACE & NUTCRACKER !!), & the expensive cup
with zeros.
(Get a life life life ...... ), then BITCHFACE &
REAR ENTRY were out for not knowing the words.
(You're stupid ...... ).
BITCHFACE was Stand-in Screw (SHAFTED thought
Slip in Screw), & promptly reminded FASCINATOR that
pneumonia was no excuse for HER FANNY. She asked
that with no trail left, was it actually a run anyway??
Then the limerick - "Fanny's just a nice word for cunt".
(Shitty trail ............. ).
Sergeant SHAFTED's 1st charge - for DIMWIT - being aptly
named, having his run from the Athletic Brewery, since it's
been splashed all over The Courier.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... )
HALF A BAR was next (direct from Kenya), whether he had
cash for the Farmer's Donation Jar, & SILIC left a bit of small
change.
Sniffycunt Runs for DIMWIT 52, QUICKDICK 60, FASCINATOR
80, CHRIS CROS 910 & NORMAL 1099 (ready for next run).
(Give us an A ........ from MASTABAIT).
It was HER VAG's 33rd Birthday.
(Hashy Birthday fuck you .......... ).
ROWDY charged FOP for leaving the football so early at the
weekend, on Geelong's best day ever, & MASTABAIT tipped
9 out of 10 winners.
HALF A BAR charged fuckin' REAR ENTRY since the fuckin'
bar flys had been in conversation with fuckin' Jean behind the
fuckin' bar. She said "You're still working at your age??"
(U.G.L.Y. you're ugly ..... ).
SHAFTED charged FASCINATOR for "no trail, 3.5k &
should've been a live Hare".
Look out for the photos of SHAFFY 'shafting' MRS DICKHEAD
from behind, that caused the Grand Old Duke of York
comment, "& when he was only half-way up, he was neither
up nor down".
NORMAL gave himself the Kilimanjaro charge, & then the old
dickheads, MASTABAIT, GLIDER, SS & REARY had a drink for
standing in the Fishy Corner, & not the designated Old Fart
corner. Of course, there wasn't enough beer in the pub for
"when one dickhead drinks .......... "
(They're the meanest ........... ).
MRS D charged FASCINATOR for having his 'metro sexual
beer', then NUTCRACKER for being on her phone at the
circle, & BITCHFACE for having (thanks SHAFFY), ten-ants
& not white ants!!
(DIMWIT chimed in with the Hash Hymn - 'Swing Low'
for the down down song).
SILIC charged QUICKDICK for saying, "not another fuckin'
jug", then PEBBLES to FASCINATOR for no photo of
HER FANNY (the car!!), but a photo of the motor bike.
(Hymn, hymn, fuck hymn ........... ).
NORMAL charged his chauffeur MASTABAIT, for bringing
him to Hash very week in the Hilux, when everyone
shit-cans Toyota.
(There's a game called 20 toes .......... ).
SPARTACUS took a charge for giving his crook arm a
work-out, QUICKDICK for wearing his work beany to Hash,
& SHAFTED for his exceptional Hash Gear.
(Oughta be .............. ).
DIMWIT's zinger (during a great value Pub Meal & no 'line'
on the wine glass), ....... The chicken rolled in the dirt once
he'd crossed the road ..... he was a dirty double crosser!!
Next week's run - 1894 - Hare DIMWIT, Athletic Club. TBC.
Tuesday, August 14, 2018
13 - 8 - '18. Run 1892 North Britain
Hash 32 making it to ROAD RUNNER's run from the Britain -
15 Super Athletes, some Walkers & Bar Flys, & in great
weather despite the RA's absence.
SPENCER HOCKING called the reverence, standing in for
QUICKDICK, dragging the chain.
ROAD RUNNER told us that the run was his typically,
"short, sharp & quick", but stay on trail. Not far into the run,
BITCHFACE & NUTCRACKER wanted a horn, but it was
much too cold for "that". We went clockwise this time, &
finished up at the Peroni & Heineken Drink-stop, under the
shop veranda just by Tidy's, (he was a no show - must have
been out "Doing a Deal").
At the circle, the first couple of charges went off into the
ether - Scribe had misplaced the book.
MOUNTIE began the ROAD RUNNER screw saying, "Oh what
a feeling, now he's got CANDIDA". She reckoned CANDIDA
hadn't raided enough chalk from the Staff Room - a long time
between arrows. Said that PRECIOUS being "young &
precocious", was out to commit suicide in front of a car.
The Drive mag was next & then the Limerick "Any event more
'funner', CANDIDA's not sure if he's 'dunner'. Top marks
for ROAD RUNNER on the car board.
Sergeant SHAFTED's 1st charge - for CANDIDA, & trotted out
the old gag - "is it in yet? put it back in the sand". MRS
DICKHEAD joined the charge - when one teacher drinks ...... !!
(Do your tits hang low .......... ).
Sniffyc*nt runs were for NUTCRACKER 54 (?), MRS D 550
(with SPENCE banging on about digit sums), & ROWDY 1169.
(Get a life ............ ).
ROAD RUNNER was quick to get BAD HEAD JOB out for
sooking about the "restaurant rip-off" being present - just as
well 'I' clawed back earlier with a 5th stubby at the Drink-stop.
QUICKDICK called out NUTCRACKER for not mentioning
Hash once in her Courier article, & MRS D out again for the
Birthday Drink.
(Get back in the kitchen ......... ).
REAR ENTRY took a drink for being the Village Idiot, since
the Ball's Up will be at the Village 'Green' Pub, & then they
claimed that CANDIDA's beany would've been from the Lost
Property.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... ).
GILF & TEFLON had been in Sydney for the City to Surf, &
ROWDY had a drink for going thru' "motions" - (with a
spatula??).
(This is your down down song ....... ).
BITCHFACE doesn't work in the song 'Where's the
playground Susie", DIMWIT's zinger to MOUNTIE - "Wally
wears stripes - doesn't want to be spotted", & THE BILL
won't call trail on the run.
(They're alright ....... ).
MRS D charged QUICKDICK for having a female accent, then
QUICKDICK returned with the camouflaged meal orders -
MRS D instead of MRS DICKHEAD, & Susie for BITCHFACE.
(Oughta be .......... ).
LOIS LANE had the "Grab a Black & Decker" gag, & then
MOUNTIE, PUSBUCKET, LOIS & BOOTROOTA - the go on
holiday drink.
(Fuck off ya cunts .............. ).
Last charge for 'various', to get rid of a jug.
(Why were they born so ............ ).
Absentees & evacuees were noted - dunno' why - Pub Meal
of 3 salmon patties for $27 is good value !!
Next week's run - 1893 - Hare FASCINATOR.
TBA, but probably from The Stag, Learmonth.
Hash 32 making it to ROAD RUNNER's run from the Britain -
15 Super Athletes, some Walkers & Bar Flys, & in great
weather despite the RA's absence.
SPENCER HOCKING called the reverence, standing in for
QUICKDICK, dragging the chain.
ROAD RUNNER told us that the run was his typically,
"short, sharp & quick", but stay on trail. Not far into the run,
BITCHFACE & NUTCRACKER wanted a horn, but it was
much too cold for "that". We went clockwise this time, &
finished up at the Peroni & Heineken Drink-stop, under the
shop veranda just by Tidy's, (he was a no show - must have
been out "Doing a Deal").
At the circle, the first couple of charges went off into the
ether - Scribe had misplaced the book.
MOUNTIE began the ROAD RUNNER screw saying, "Oh what
a feeling, now he's got CANDIDA". She reckoned CANDIDA
hadn't raided enough chalk from the Staff Room - a long time
between arrows. Said that PRECIOUS being "young &
precocious", was out to commit suicide in front of a car.
The Drive mag was next & then the Limerick "Any event more
'funner', CANDIDA's not sure if he's 'dunner'. Top marks
for ROAD RUNNER on the car board.
Sergeant SHAFTED's 1st charge - for CANDIDA, & trotted out
the old gag - "is it in yet? put it back in the sand". MRS
DICKHEAD joined the charge - when one teacher drinks ...... !!
(Do your tits hang low .......... ).
Sniffyc*nt runs were for NUTCRACKER 54 (?), MRS D 550
(with SPENCE banging on about digit sums), & ROWDY 1169.
(Get a life ............ ).
ROAD RUNNER was quick to get BAD HEAD JOB out for
sooking about the "restaurant rip-off" being present - just as
well 'I' clawed back earlier with a 5th stubby at the Drink-stop.
QUICKDICK called out NUTCRACKER for not mentioning
Hash once in her Courier article, & MRS D out again for the
Birthday Drink.
(Get back in the kitchen ......... ).
REAR ENTRY took a drink for being the Village Idiot, since
the Ball's Up will be at the Village 'Green' Pub, & then they
claimed that CANDIDA's beany would've been from the Lost
Property.
(There's a game called 20 toes ......... ).
GILF & TEFLON had been in Sydney for the City to Surf, &
ROWDY had a drink for going thru' "motions" - (with a
spatula??).
(This is your down down song ....... ).
BITCHFACE doesn't work in the song 'Where's the
playground Susie", DIMWIT's zinger to MOUNTIE - "Wally
wears stripes - doesn't want to be spotted", & THE BILL
won't call trail on the run.
(They're alright ....... ).
MRS D charged QUICKDICK for having a female accent, then
QUICKDICK returned with the camouflaged meal orders -
MRS D instead of MRS DICKHEAD, & Susie for BITCHFACE.
(Oughta be .......... ).
LOIS LANE had the "Grab a Black & Decker" gag, & then
MOUNTIE, PUSBUCKET, LOIS & BOOTROOTA - the go on
holiday drink.
(Fuck off ya cunts .............. ).
Last charge for 'various', to get rid of a jug.
(Why were they born so ............ ).
Absentees & evacuees were noted - dunno' why - Pub Meal
of 3 salmon patties for $27 is good value !!
Next week's run - 1893 - Hare FASCINATOR.
TBA, but probably from The Stag, Learmonth.
Monday, August 6, 2018
6 - 8 - '18 Run 1891 Park Hotel
SPENCER HOCKING's "7.5k I'll set it on the bike so the
bastards never get to the Drink-stop" run from the Park.
He told us that Religious Adviser D&C had done her work,
with the current good weather. He said that it was set in chalk
& flour, & maintained that if you see it mostly on the right,
(& it was !!), you're going the wrong way??? It wasn't long
before the 15 or so super athletes found that the RA needed
a good "rogering", as the rain was horizontal with the
piercing wind. We 'eventually' made it to the Drink-stop at
"Tilpa Camper - Am I really drunk Daryl?" Errol's place in
Sturt St., for a welcome Carlton & BBQ'd snag in bread.
At the circle, PEBBLES had welcomes back for HALF A BAR,
FANG, SHAFTED & Richy.
( Give us an A ....... ).
MOUNTIE began screwing SPENCE, presenting 3 Drive mags,
& a blast for for the RA, "She had only one job !!" THE BILL
had 'had his wings clipped', being sent the wrong way, then
the Limerick - 4/5ths of 5/8ths of fuck all.
( Shitty Trail ......... ).
Belated welcomes back for ROAD RUNNER & BOOTROOTA,
(he said "I'm not here").
(They're the meanest ......... ).
Sergeant SHAFFY announced the sniffyc*nt runs -
DIMWIT 50, HEAD HUNTER 60 & SPENCER HOCKING 1144.
( Get a life .......... ).
BOOT had a drink for his "sartorial excellence at Hash",
sporting the flowing scarf, then MOUNTIE reminded us that
there was no relationship to her black eye & SPARTACUS'
crook arm.
SPENCE trotted out the old gag to DIMWIT about the extra
$20 in his pocket to cover the "shit in his pants".
( His foreskin hangs down to his knees ....... ).
DIMWIT & NUTCRACKER had the butt-plug drink -
NUTCRACKER saying "it went straight in & I didn't feel
a thing!!" , then DIMWIT's zinger, "Frog & Horny Toad -
ribbit ribbit, rub it rub it".
( Oughta be .............. ).
MOUNTIE charged THE BILL for not making it to the
Drink-stop, then ROAD RUNNER's charge to SILIC for his
entree' of a dozen snags.
( No no, bad bad .......... ).
PEBBLES charged SPENCE for making sure the run
passed the WC in the park, Centrelink & KFC. FANG joined
in for having his daily coffee at Macca's, & FERGIE just had
a free drink.
( Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ......... ).
Last charge from PUSBUCKET to LOIS LANE for saying
that Errol's got the "biggest & cleanest dick".
( She's alright ............ ).
Next week's run - 1892 - Hare ROAD RUNNER from the
North Britain.
(Don't forget to organise your 2nd mortgage thru' the week!!).
SPENCER HOCKING's "7.5k I'll set it on the bike so the
bastards never get to the Drink-stop" run from the Park.
He told us that Religious Adviser D&C had done her work,
with the current good weather. He said that it was set in chalk
& flour, & maintained that if you see it mostly on the right,
(& it was !!), you're going the wrong way??? It wasn't long
before the 15 or so super athletes found that the RA needed
a good "rogering", as the rain was horizontal with the
piercing wind. We 'eventually' made it to the Drink-stop at
"Tilpa Camper - Am I really drunk Daryl?" Errol's place in
Sturt St., for a welcome Carlton & BBQ'd snag in bread.
At the circle, PEBBLES had welcomes back for HALF A BAR,
FANG, SHAFTED & Richy.
( Give us an A ....... ).
MOUNTIE began screwing SPENCE, presenting 3 Drive mags,
& a blast for for the RA, "She had only one job !!" THE BILL
had 'had his wings clipped', being sent the wrong way, then
the Limerick - 4/5ths of 5/8ths of fuck all.
( Shitty Trail ......... ).
Belated welcomes back for ROAD RUNNER & BOOTROOTA,
(he said "I'm not here").
(They're the meanest ......... ).
Sergeant SHAFFY announced the sniffyc*nt runs -
DIMWIT 50, HEAD HUNTER 60 & SPENCER HOCKING 1144.
( Get a life .......... ).
BOOT had a drink for his "sartorial excellence at Hash",
sporting the flowing scarf, then MOUNTIE reminded us that
there was no relationship to her black eye & SPARTACUS'
crook arm.
SPENCE trotted out the old gag to DIMWIT about the extra
$20 in his pocket to cover the "shit in his pants".
( His foreskin hangs down to his knees ....... ).
DIMWIT & NUTCRACKER had the butt-plug drink -
NUTCRACKER saying "it went straight in & I didn't feel
a thing!!" , then DIMWIT's zinger, "Frog & Horny Toad -
ribbit ribbit, rub it rub it".
( Oughta be .............. ).
MOUNTIE charged THE BILL for not making it to the
Drink-stop, then ROAD RUNNER's charge to SILIC for his
entree' of a dozen snags.
( No no, bad bad .......... ).
PEBBLES charged SPENCE for making sure the run
passed the WC in the park, Centrelink & KFC. FANG joined
in for having his daily coffee at Macca's, & FERGIE just had
a free drink.
( Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ......... ).
Last charge from PUSBUCKET to LOIS LANE for saying
that Errol's got the "biggest & cleanest dick".
( She's alright ............ ).
Next week's run - 1892 - Hare ROAD RUNNER from the
North Britain.
(Don't forget to organise your 2nd mortgage thru' the week!!).
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
30 - 7 - '18 Run 1890
Miner's Rest Tavern
The Grand Master's run with almost 'the Hash 30' fronting up
for a trot in the cold wind - even the return of Hairless Harry,
Stand in Scribe - must have been somewhere.
PEBBLES told us about the flour left & right on the gravel,
chalk on the ashphalt & we have a Drink Stop. It wasn't a night
to forget the torch !! 9 super athletes took off on the
rectangular run - ala BEERFUCK - eventually making it to the
Crowny Drink Stop at the BBQ Shelter close to home.
At the circle, PEBBLES had welcomes back for DONUTS, EXIT,
D & C, QUICKDICK, LOIS LANE, DIMWIT & BHD.
(Down down song, not very long ......... ).
ROWDY as out the front for the "Pies Supporter", but also
having to run along with a crook hammy.
(U.G.L.Y.).
MOUNTIE was next, screwing PEBBLES. Gave him 2 Drive
mags, then held up the signs H & C - what do they mean?
"They're for Halt & Check" she said, "Fucking use them!!"
LOIS LANE thought it meant Hash Cunts, so when one Hash
Cunt drinks ....... out you come SQUIZZY & NORMAL.
(Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be ..... ).
Then came MOUNTIE's limerick, "He's an AMP trained
bottom feeder".
(Shitty Trail ...... ).
BP didn't read the sign about no drinks on the pool table,
leaving her glass of red there. She had a drink with
BITCHFACE, who, as ROWDY told us, does "everything" on
the table. BITCHFACE had another drink for being pissed on
Saturday night, having MRS DICKHEAD drive her home.
(There's a game called 20 toes ....... ).
NORMAL & SILIC were up next for no hash gear, then
PEBBLES charged REAR ENTRY for the "non event" of
singing the Richmond song.
(Hymn, hymn, fuck him ....... ).
MRS D charged Liberals' NORMAL & REARY for the big
bi-election loss at the weekend, & then QUICKDICK for being
"quite the man" at home - HEAD HUNTER won't be able to
walk for weeks !!
Stand in Sergeant (winging it with no charges !!) ROWDY,
called out the sniffycunt runs - NUTCRACKER 52, DIMWIT 49,
& CHRIS CROSS 909.
(Get a life ........ ).
A few other charges here that got lost into the ether ...... !!
(No fucking use at all ...... ) - maybe that's the scribe.
HEAD HUNTER charged MASTABAIT for wanting to use her
as a windbreak on the walk.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ......... ).
LOIS LANE charged PEBBLES for not finding the WC - "it's
just there behind the sign", & then MRS D for something
about a "button down MOUNTIE's bottom".
CHRIS CROSS charged REAR ENTRY for Aug 1st Horse's
Birthday, but copped a rebound.
(You're stupid .......... ).
EXIT had GLIDER out the front for being a Squirrel Glider -
"just take one look at his shed".
DIMWIT's zinger, What the man with Erectile Dysfunction has
for breakfast - Raisin Bread !!
(No no, bad bad ........ ).
MASTABAIT had a drink for saying that TEFLON's got a beard
now - he's had it for 4 years, & then MRS D charged PLUCKA
for the repeated texts to Paul Bearer for a ride home on
Saturday night.
HEAD HUNTER had the final charge, for TEFLON & PEBBLES,
being the fancy pants look alikes.
(They're the meanest ......... ).
A pretty good Pub meal followed, with SILIC cleaning up the
spoils from everywhere.
Next week's run - 1891 - Hare SPENCER HOCKING.
(?) Park Hotel.
Miner's Rest Tavern
The Grand Master's run with almost 'the Hash 30' fronting up
for a trot in the cold wind - even the return of Hairless Harry,
Stand in Scribe - must have been somewhere.
PEBBLES told us about the flour left & right on the gravel,
chalk on the ashphalt & we have a Drink Stop. It wasn't a night
to forget the torch !! 9 super athletes took off on the
rectangular run - ala BEERFUCK - eventually making it to the
Crowny Drink Stop at the BBQ Shelter close to home.
At the circle, PEBBLES had welcomes back for DONUTS, EXIT,
D & C, QUICKDICK, LOIS LANE, DIMWIT & BHD.
(Down down song, not very long ......... ).
ROWDY as out the front for the "Pies Supporter", but also
having to run along with a crook hammy.
(U.G.L.Y.).
MOUNTIE was next, screwing PEBBLES. Gave him 2 Drive
mags, then held up the signs H & C - what do they mean?
"They're for Halt & Check" she said, "Fucking use them!!"
LOIS LANE thought it meant Hash Cunts, so when one Hash
Cunt drinks ....... out you come SQUIZZY & NORMAL.
(Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be ..... ).
Then came MOUNTIE's limerick, "He's an AMP trained
bottom feeder".
(Shitty Trail ...... ).
BP didn't read the sign about no drinks on the pool table,
leaving her glass of red there. She had a drink with
BITCHFACE, who, as ROWDY told us, does "everything" on
the table. BITCHFACE had another drink for being pissed on
Saturday night, having MRS DICKHEAD drive her home.
(There's a game called 20 toes ....... ).
NORMAL & SILIC were up next for no hash gear, then
PEBBLES charged REAR ENTRY for the "non event" of
singing the Richmond song.
(Hymn, hymn, fuck him ....... ).
MRS D charged Liberals' NORMAL & REARY for the big
bi-election loss at the weekend, & then QUICKDICK for being
"quite the man" at home - HEAD HUNTER won't be able to
walk for weeks !!
Stand in Sergeant (winging it with no charges !!) ROWDY,
called out the sniffycunt runs - NUTCRACKER 52, DIMWIT 49,
& CHRIS CROSS 909.
(Get a life ........ ).
A few other charges here that got lost into the ether ...... !!
(No fucking use at all ...... ) - maybe that's the scribe.
HEAD HUNTER charged MASTABAIT for wanting to use her
as a windbreak on the walk.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ......... ).
LOIS LANE charged PEBBLES for not finding the WC - "it's
just there behind the sign", & then MRS D for something
about a "button down MOUNTIE's bottom".
CHRIS CROSS charged REAR ENTRY for Aug 1st Horse's
Birthday, but copped a rebound.
(You're stupid .......... ).
EXIT had GLIDER out the front for being a Squirrel Glider -
"just take one look at his shed".
DIMWIT's zinger, What the man with Erectile Dysfunction has
for breakfast - Raisin Bread !!
(No no, bad bad ........ ).
MASTABAIT had a drink for saying that TEFLON's got a beard
now - he's had it for 4 years, & then MRS D charged PLUCKA
for the repeated texts to Paul Bearer for a ride home on
Saturday night.
HEAD HUNTER had the final charge, for TEFLON & PEBBLES,
being the fancy pants look alikes.
(They're the meanest ......... ).
A pretty good Pub meal followed, with SILIC cleaning up the
spoils from everywhere.
Next week's run - 1891 - Hare SPENCER HOCKING.
(?) Park Hotel.
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
25 - 6 - '18 Run 1885 Magpie St
BAD HAIR DAY's from BAD HAIR DAY's - somethin' about a
run with zeros (you didn't really expect a blog did you?!?).
We had a trot up, down & around the hills of Golden Point in
the fabulous East, eventually thru' some bush at Peady
Reserve & back to the drink-stop that wasn't at Sovereign
Hill Look-out - (the bar flys just loved that little bit of
unexpected exercise !!).
At the circle, the usual charges followed, mostly for the
Hairless Hare (but didn't include a drink from the
"new shoes"). The limerick, Drive mag, Nash Hash tankard
& a superb T Shirt (thank you) completed the Screw from
MOUNTIE.
Keeper of the Meat SHAFFY excelled with the snags, chops &
steak, ably dealt with by BBQ Chef NORMAL. PLUCKA was
completely forgotten about & had to 'beg' an egg or 2 from
the larder in the homestead. Mynie had chopped away for a
couple of hours to produce some very tasty salads & slaw,
& then there were "sweets for my sweet, & sugar for my
honey".
That's it - I've had a fair go - over & out till July 30th run.
Might get a chance to send a pic of a snow covered
trumpfart from the Allgau Alps or the Amsterdam clogs.
On on, Hairless Harry Blogger.
BAD HAIR DAY's from BAD HAIR DAY's - somethin' about a
run with zeros (you didn't really expect a blog did you?!?).
We had a trot up, down & around the hills of Golden Point in
the fabulous East, eventually thru' some bush at Peady
Reserve & back to the drink-stop that wasn't at Sovereign
Hill Look-out - (the bar flys just loved that little bit of
unexpected exercise !!).
At the circle, the usual charges followed, mostly for the
Hairless Hare (but didn't include a drink from the
"new shoes"). The limerick, Drive mag, Nash Hash tankard
& a superb T Shirt (thank you) completed the Screw from
MOUNTIE.
Keeper of the Meat SHAFFY excelled with the snags, chops &
steak, ably dealt with by BBQ Chef NORMAL. PLUCKA was
completely forgotten about & had to 'beg' an egg or 2 from
the larder in the homestead. Mynie had chopped away for a
couple of hours to produce some very tasty salads & slaw,
& then there were "sweets for my sweet, & sugar for my
honey".
That's it - I've had a fair go - over & out till July 30th run.
Might get a chance to send a pic of a snow covered
trumpfart from the Allgau Alps or the Amsterdam clogs.
On on, Hairless Harry Blogger.
Monday, June 18, 2018
18 - 6 - '18 Run 1884 Cuthbert's Rd.
NUM "Cuthbert" from Cuthbert's with the Hash 24.
MOUNTIE called the reverence for the 'once again' Stand-in
GM TEFLON - think he's got the hang of it enough to do it
full-time in '19. PEBBLES still out of it 'suffering' with his
man flu.
DUMBER said it was a 5k run, stay on the high ground to
avoid the wet, there are a couple of on-backs & we'll go
thru' a 'pergoda?'.
The Drink-stop was kept at the On On to make sure the
Athletes were out of the cold, & out came the party pies &
sausage rolls.
ROWDY was Stand-in Choirmaster, & called the reverence
once they'd called off the search party for the absent
BENTNOSE - ('cos they couldn't be bothered !!).
It was the ideal spot for the Car Hash circle - surrounded by
the BIGM Blue yank tank, NUMMY's Fiat convertible under
the bag, & the backed-in Subaru - palindromic U R A Bus.
MOUNTIE began the Screwing, saying that NUMMY had
short-cutted early - the run set on the bike by DUMB.
Was noted that he went past Lazy Mo's & past the car
intersection of Windsor (the 302) & Cleveland (the 351).
She got rid of a couple of Drive mags, the limerick & gave
it the '2nd to Top' award.
(Shitty trail ......... ).
Charges may include, but not limited to .... (missed a few !).
SILIC & Mini Me PIMP were out for the look-alikes, MOUNTIE
from Ayre's Rock & BENTNOSE for walking in late.
(She's alright ..... ).
Sergeant SHAFTED was next & charged LOIS LANE for
driving her car 'just round the corner' to Hash. GLIDER had
his long-winded spiel from the paper, about the Swedish IQ
test saying that everyone's dumbing down, so if it happens
here, will we all be called DUMB & DUMBER?
(What a wank wank wank ........ ).
NUMMY charged DUMBER for doing worse than her in their
IQ test, then SHAFFY's song, Do Wah Diddy Diddy DUMB
Diddee Do !!
TEFLON took 2 drinks (GILF's & his own) for their 4th
Wedding Anniversary & ROWDY charged BITCHFACE for
when she fronted up to the wrong car.
(He's the meanest ........... ).
D&D presented SHAFFY with another new found glove to
complete the pair, & BITCHFACE had another drink, this
time for being the 'rose between the thorns'.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ........ ).
Paul the Pom was out for a drink, & as all Paul's drink
together ....... you too Paul Bearer. SPENCER HOCKING had
SILIC out the front, & PIMP (in the balaclava), ashamed to
look like the old man.
(U.G.L.Y.....).
MRS D charged BP & BENTNOSE. BP didn't appear
concerned enough that BENT was missing - said "He'll be
OK". He didn't get raped in any of the parks. Was that why
he was so late - just hoping?
(There's a game they call 20 toes ..... ).
MOUNTIE charged BP for running round waving her arms
in the air at some other stage, ROWDY charged MOUNTIE
- (dunno !!), & BENT to MRS D for her hair looking redder
by the day.
(Give us an A ........... ).
D&D had a charge for PLUCKA. If most people smell the
prawns, meat & veg cooking in the pan, does she walk
round smelling the grass & dog shit out of the mower?
8 beers left ..... you, you & you out for a drink.
NUM NUM had spent some hours 'stoving over a hot slave',
to produce some very enjoyable casseroles, spuds & pasta,
& dessert with ice cream.
Next week's run - 1885 - Bad 'Hare' Day's & BBQ from home.
58B Magpie St - enter thru' back gate on Madelia Court.
Don't forget grog - FOP's given up the sales.
NUM "Cuthbert" from Cuthbert's with the Hash 24.
MOUNTIE called the reverence for the 'once again' Stand-in
GM TEFLON - think he's got the hang of it enough to do it
full-time in '19. PEBBLES still out of it 'suffering' with his
man flu.
DUMBER said it was a 5k run, stay on the high ground to
avoid the wet, there are a couple of on-backs & we'll go
thru' a 'pergoda?'.
The Drink-stop was kept at the On On to make sure the
Athletes were out of the cold, & out came the party pies &
sausage rolls.
ROWDY was Stand-in Choirmaster, & called the reverence
once they'd called off the search party for the absent
BENTNOSE - ('cos they couldn't be bothered !!).
It was the ideal spot for the Car Hash circle - surrounded by
the BIGM Blue yank tank, NUMMY's Fiat convertible under
the bag, & the backed-in Subaru - palindromic U R A Bus.
MOUNTIE began the Screwing, saying that NUMMY had
short-cutted early - the run set on the bike by DUMB.
Was noted that he went past Lazy Mo's & past the car
intersection of Windsor (the 302) & Cleveland (the 351).
She got rid of a couple of Drive mags, the limerick & gave
it the '2nd to Top' award.
(Shitty trail ......... ).
Charges may include, but not limited to .... (missed a few !).
SILIC & Mini Me PIMP were out for the look-alikes, MOUNTIE
from Ayre's Rock & BENTNOSE for walking in late.
(She's alright ..... ).
Sergeant SHAFTED was next & charged LOIS LANE for
driving her car 'just round the corner' to Hash. GLIDER had
his long-winded spiel from the paper, about the Swedish IQ
test saying that everyone's dumbing down, so if it happens
here, will we all be called DUMB & DUMBER?
(What a wank wank wank ........ ).
NUMMY charged DUMBER for doing worse than her in their
IQ test, then SHAFFY's song, Do Wah Diddy Diddy DUMB
Diddee Do !!
TEFLON took 2 drinks (GILF's & his own) for their 4th
Wedding Anniversary & ROWDY charged BITCHFACE for
when she fronted up to the wrong car.
(He's the meanest ........... ).
D&D presented SHAFFY with another new found glove to
complete the pair, & BITCHFACE had another drink, this
time for being the 'rose between the thorns'.
(Put it in your hand Mrs Murphy ........ ).
Paul the Pom was out for a drink, & as all Paul's drink
together ....... you too Paul Bearer. SPENCER HOCKING had
SILIC out the front, & PIMP (in the balaclava), ashamed to
look like the old man.
(U.G.L.Y.....).
MRS D charged BP & BENTNOSE. BP didn't appear
concerned enough that BENT was missing - said "He'll be
OK". He didn't get raped in any of the parks. Was that why
he was so late - just hoping?
(There's a game they call 20 toes ..... ).
MOUNTIE charged BP for running round waving her arms
in the air at some other stage, ROWDY charged MOUNTIE
- (dunno !!), & BENT to MRS D for her hair looking redder
by the day.
(Give us an A ........... ).
D&D had a charge for PLUCKA. If most people smell the
prawns, meat & veg cooking in the pan, does she walk
round smelling the grass & dog shit out of the mower?
8 beers left ..... you, you & you out for a drink.
NUM NUM had spent some hours 'stoving over a hot slave',
to produce some very enjoyable casseroles, spuds & pasta,
& dessert with ice cream.
Next week's run - 1885 - Bad 'Hare' Day's & BBQ from home.
58B Magpie St - enter thru' back gate on Madelia Court.
Don't forget grog - FOP's given up the sales.
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