Run #2229 - Mitiamo (23 Nov 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2229 NutBushClittyLicker from Terrick Terrick National Park, Mitiamo 

GM started by thanking the Mitty locals for providing such a lovely weekend. 

We decided not to have a long circle due to the heat. Num Num stepped up to screw NutBushClittyLicker. 

Someone proposed it was "probably 6/6", and we all agreed. Fucking HOT, salty water only, very moist with sweat, non-stick except for Immaculate Conception and Pink Bits, who would have stuck together all night long (I promise the dog was spooning me more than IC was!), and lots of little native animals spotted. I'm sure she said 6/6! 

The GM called upon 2 stand-in Sargents who are "much funnier and much more attractive", according to Tefon!! (take that Bent Nose!) 

We then welcomed back Bitch Face, Chandelier, and Minico. 

New shoes all around! 

Fuck it was HOT! 

Next Weeks Run: Head Hunter and Quick Dick from Home (the shed) 

ON ON 

Run #2228 (18 Nov 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2228 Donuts From State Forest Road Ross Creek, On after at Home 

We started by acknowledging the milestone run of the circle, 900 runs for Fang. And his shirt was perpared two whole years ago, but only delivered yesterday by Hass... 

Cinderella stepped up to screw Donuts (was asked on the spot). They admitted that they were unsure what the properties of Teflon are, but as Cinderella didn't fall over, it was called the 'best run ever'!!! 

6/6 

Next Weeks Run: Head Hunter and Quick Dick from Home (the shed) 

But before then MITTY! 

ON ON 

Run #2227 (11 Nov 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2227 Dumb and Dumber and Num Num from Home

We started the circle by welcoming back some hashers, Renob, Jess, Tommy, Squizzy, Immaculate Conception and Deep Heat. 

Nummy stepped up to screw herself...? Never fear Dumb and Dumber can lend a hand ;) 

According to Nummy: we set the run therefore, it was perfect and had all the properties of a slippery Teflon trail, we thought about him while doing it... we were NONSTICK while setting the run, no HEAT at all! Ms D says no CHEMICALS were attacked and not a single sloppy WET patch was left! 6/6!!!

The entertainment came all the way from Apollo Bay, "send him back" they cried.

Next Weeks Run: Donuts from State Forest Road Ross Creek 

ON ON 

Run #2226 (4 Nov 2024)

 Welcome to run #2226, Shafted from Home - Melbourne Cup Run! 

We started the circle by welcoming the new and old, Wayne, Nicole, Fassinator, SS, Lois Lane, Vanessa, Jack and Téa. 

The GM then noticed a very special guest was among us! Campaspee had disappeared, and a horse arrived in her place to screw the run! The horse spoke this: we went through a paddock, we went up, we went down, we went around a hill, there was not much running... We may have had one tumble *gesture to Cinderella*. It was not nonstick, had and no rain, was both homophobic and hydrophobic. It was SHITTY! 6/6!!! 

Bent Nose came out and made many jokes were made about horses, likening us all to horses, fucking horses, how horses fuck and so on... 

We then had a naming, the hasher, formally known as Emma, will forever be known as DirtBag! 

Next Weeks Run: Dumb and Dumber and Num Num from Home 

ON ON 

Run #2225 - Halloween Mystry Bus Trip! (28 Oct 2024)

Welcome to this very exciting run blog! We did not have a circle or charges this week as the party started too early and we had too much fun! 

From my blurry memory, the day went as follows... 

The spooky scary bunch of hashers met at City Ovel Hotel and boarded the party bus. We had beers handed out and some sexy waitresses (Mountie and GILF) came to hand out a range of scary snacks. The bus rolled on, showing us the scary sights of Ballarat, all the way out to my original spiritual homeland, Smythesdale. Some brave hashers ran along the Rail Trail, some like me, running with warm beers in hand and fishnets falling off! 

Trail led us to the bar inside Smythesdales very own, Court House Hotel, and more beers were consumed. Someone called ON ON and the bus was filled again, the party was not over yet! 

We continued rolling along, away from Ballarat and landed in my second spiritual home, Linton!!! The publicans' eyes widened as we bombarded them with our looks, our drinking ability and (later) our dance moves. 

Waiting for us a young handsome man stood with a guitar and microphone, silly man didn't know what was coming for him! Photos show evidence of Eagle Rock being played, I have no comments at this time. 

What happens next, not even I could tell you! Beers, wine, and a very sad, soggy, red wine-soaked game of pool. Massive, and I mean MASSIVE, meals at such cheap prices and eventually a bus ride back to Ballarat. (On which Nair might have thrown up into an empty chip bag but nothing has been confirmed yet..) 

In summary, we all had such a lovely and spook-tastic evening. Big 'Thank Yous" to our lovely GM, Teflon, and his gaggle of amazing helpers. We are so lucky to have you all, the work you all put into Sov Hash does not go unnoticed. 

ON ON Pink Bits 

Run #2224 (21 Oct 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2224 SOS from Home!!! 

We started the circle with an announcement from our beloved GM about the upcoming bus trip. He then noticed the TWO virgins in our presence! Jack and Jess joined the hashes we were welcoming back, Quick Dick, Head Hunter, Dim Witt, Emma, SOS and Sharfted. 

We turned to Pus Bucket as he was mourning the sad passing of Liam Payne, we must get around the man as his heart may never recover. 

Our GM then called upon the new Nannies of Hash, massive congratulations to Num Num and Rowdy as they welcomed new grandbabies into their lives. 

Num Num stayed out on the floor to screw SOS, what a lucky man! 

Nummy claims there was no friction due to the small size. A few little hills and no slips. 6/6 

"Fuck the properties of Teflon!?"

Bent Nose slipped his way into the circle to make a lot of noise. 

The hasher, formally known as Tahlia, will now be known as GeniTahlia! 

Next week's run is a mystery! 

ON ON 

Run #2223 (14 Oct 2024)

 Welcome to Run #2223 Immaculate Conception and Ms Dickhead from Golden Point Cricket Club Rooms - The Pink Dress Run! 

This week, Sov Hash3 raised approximately $300 for the McGrath Foundation! Wonderful effort team!!! 

Sadly I took no notes this week, so this scribe is all hypothetical: 

The GM said, "Welcome Back", people had beers, and Campaspe screwed as NumNum was away. The Seargent stepped up and said many, many things. 

Next Weeks Run: SOS from Home. 

ON ON