Welcome to run #2226, Shafted from Home - Melbourne Cup Run!
We started the circle by welcoming the new and old, Wayne, Nicole, Fassinator, SS, Lois Lane, Vanessa, Jack and Téa.
The GM then noticed a very special guest was among us! Campaspee had disappeared, and a horse arrived in her place to screw the run! The horse spoke this: we went through a paddock, we went up, we went down, we went around a hill, there was not much running... We may have had one tumble *gesture to Cinderella*. It was not nonstick, had and no rain, was both homophobic and hydrophobic. It was SHITTY! 6/6!!!
Bent Nose came out and made many jokes were made about horses, likening us all to horses, fucking horses, how horses fuck and so on...
We then had a naming, the hasher, formally known as Emma, will forever be known as DirtBag!
Next Weeks Run: Dumb and Dumber and Num Num from Home
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