A well supplied bus headed north, pretty well directly to The Cumberland.Rear Entry felt that we were veering left but that turned out to be the political tide of affairs.
Those assembled were dressed in their finery- a state Mountie spent most of the night attempting to undo.
Num Num had us screw each other in place of the non-existent run. The Stand-In Sergeant keeps expecting the Spanish contingent to be back before cricket season. Little does he know how much they are enjoying the tail winds and downhill roads over there.
First charged were the yanks - Hal, Barbara and son. Jetlag is some excuse for their apparent bemusement at affairs.
Two Dicks and even Rats Arse were even sighted.The former seems to need lessons in etiquette.Not standing to show appropriate reverence for the GM is unacceptable of course.
Fop,with his local footy roots and Mountie representing record setting Queen Liz were linked with a local agricultural legend. It seems King and Queen potato asked their daughter to save herself for a suitable noble.Her choice of Dennis Commetti was deemed unseemly as he was found to be a commontata.
We commiserated with Silic on the Bulldog's loss. We congratulated Rear Entry on the Tigers replacing the 9th place bogey with eliminitis.
SoS has kindly offered to accommodate a Syrian refugee minority. Just the young, single, attractive girls with few morals need apply.
Hymen was charged for no reason.Pusbucket told a bad joke well.
Dumb and Dumber found yet another relative on an honor board.
Good food, free grog and Andy the One Man Band who improved as we drank more.
Fop's pants were lost early.
Shafted kept himself nice.We should get that horse that knocked him out on contract.
Don't think we left anyone in Smeaton- the real cradle of civilization.
Well done Mountie!
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
7/8/2015 Shafted's Creswick Run
Creswick: a picturesque town cradled between volcanic hilltops depicting the grand architecture of a byegone era or as the Hare with his carefully chosen trail demonstrated- a drizzly,slippery,prickle-infested mudheap.
Charges were directed by the temporary stand in deputy assistant Choirmaster and the fill in Sergeant.
We welcomed back Teflon who was the only runner to return clean and Squizzy who didn't see much to worry him. Teflon and GILF seem to be at loggerheads over the quantity of his runs.
Pauline and Lois were spotted going the wrong way on a tram.
Our Demon supporters were gathered- not because of tanking or a proclivity for attracting terminal illness, but for stuffing up elsewhere. They missed a Black Caviar like stretch of consecutive results at Ethiad by actually winning a match.
Mountie bequeathed the wooden spoon to Num Num on Carlton's behalf.
SOS showed that our grandparents" coiffure was ahead of their time.
The crocodile had left the bar at the American.
Black Tie Night next week.- at a heavily subsidised $25, surely a bargain. Bus trip from the City Oval Pub at around 6:00 sharp for interestig parts as yet unknown. Let someone know if you will be late as we don't have names.
Home by 12:00.
Charges were directed by the temporary stand in deputy assistant Choirmaster and the fill in Sergeant.
We welcomed back Teflon who was the only runner to return clean and Squizzy who didn't see much to worry him. Teflon and GILF seem to be at loggerheads over the quantity of his runs.
Pauline and Lois were spotted going the wrong way on a tram.
Our Demon supporters were gathered- not because of tanking or a proclivity for attracting terminal illness, but for stuffing up elsewhere. They missed a Black Caviar like stretch of consecutive results at Ethiad by actually winning a match.
Mountie bequeathed the wooden spoon to Num Num on Carlton's behalf.
SOS showed that our grandparents" coiffure was ahead of their time.
The crocodile had left the bar at the American.
Black Tie Night next week.- at a heavily subsidised $25, surely a bargain. Bus trip from the City Oval Pub at around 6:00 sharp for interestig parts as yet unknown. Let someone know if you will be late as we don't have names.
Home by 12:00.
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
31/8/15 Pusbucket's Run & BBq Miller's Arms.
An initially small group of hashers swelled in number as the run headed in the predicted compass point.
The passing of Bait's mum was sadly noted.
The date was noteworthy as the GM's birthday and the first day for 2 months without a claim against Bill Cosby.
The incident at last weeks footy where some Magpie folk were passing constructive criticism on to the Richmond players, only to receive rude gestures in return, was rightly sheeted home to Rear Entry.
D&D and Nummy's attempt at social climbing by moving to Alfredton seems to have backfired as the place sees to be some sort of ISIS enclave, with bomb disposal day having to fit in with the recycling program.
The run drew high praise from the Screw. His attention to detail included placement of Pussy at critical junctures.
Rowdy's proclivity for calling "On Right" when the mark pointed left indicates perhaps that his color blindedness is affecting other neurological functions.
This did not prevent Runners, Walkers and Slackers from meeting at the sheltered drink stop.
At one point, all the "deer" jokes and anything connected were trotted out.
Road Runner brooked no interruptions and the stand-in grog master got the quantity and the discount about right.
Bart's passing resulted in many with passing connection to the Sport of Kings getting a drink
.Bait bore the brunt of Geelong's capitulation.
The passing of Bait's mum was sadly noted.
The date was noteworthy as the GM's birthday and the first day for 2 months without a claim against Bill Cosby.
The incident at last weeks footy where some Magpie folk were passing constructive criticism on to the Richmond players, only to receive rude gestures in return, was rightly sheeted home to Rear Entry.
D&D and Nummy's attempt at social climbing by moving to Alfredton seems to have backfired as the place sees to be some sort of ISIS enclave, with bomb disposal day having to fit in with the recycling program.
The run drew high praise from the Screw. His attention to detail included placement of Pussy at critical junctures.
Rowdy's proclivity for calling "On Right" when the mark pointed left indicates perhaps that his color blindedness is affecting other neurological functions.
This did not prevent Runners, Walkers and Slackers from meeting at the sheltered drink stop.
At one point, all the "deer" jokes and anything connected were trotted out.
Road Runner brooked no interruptions and the stand-in grog master got the quantity and the discount about right.
Bart's passing resulted in many with passing connection to the Sport of Kings getting a drink
.Bait bore the brunt of Geelong's capitulation.
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
24/8/15 Miner's Tavern Flo Jo & Jack
A good gathering of Sovereign Hash with just the one token miner. Well done Rowdy.
No Pebbles. Some suggested he was laying low, avoiding share market investors.
The run explored more of central Ballarat, barely negotiated by Precious, brought us to a remarkably well provisioneddrink stop. Chicken sandwiches, mini rolls AND exotic beer. Not to mention those spritely women doing their boot camp things to Bubba's satisfaction.
Lots of welcomes back: Good to see Karen from Colac, Pall Bearer from Mt Clear, and SS from his adventure before dementia and Fluid Movement from her sabatical.
Bad Hare Day was a banner headline in the paper and prompted appropriate drinks. Superannuants recently impoverished were grateful for a free drink
Mountie returned from Port Douglas with arms infested by sandflies. Her application of haemorrhoidal ointment to the affected area, while soothing, just proved her continued inability to tell her arse from her elbow.
A sumptious meal followed.
Next week to the Miller's Arms for a BBQ. Good of Num Num to offer to be Keeper of the Book, Hash Cash and Hash Flash.
Her job will be made easier when we locate the camera, the money tin or the book.
No Pebbles. Some suggested he was laying low, avoiding share market investors.
The run explored more of central Ballarat, barely negotiated by Precious, brought us to a remarkably well provisioneddrink stop. Chicken sandwiches, mini rolls AND exotic beer. Not to mention those spritely women doing their boot camp things to Bubba's satisfaction.
Lots of welcomes back: Good to see Karen from Colac, Pall Bearer from Mt Clear, and SS from his adventure before dementia and Fluid Movement from her sabatical.
Bad Hare Day was a banner headline in the paper and prompted appropriate drinks. Superannuants recently impoverished were grateful for a free drink
Mountie returned from Port Douglas with arms infested by sandflies. Her application of haemorrhoidal ointment to the affected area, while soothing, just proved her continued inability to tell her arse from her elbow.
A sumptious meal followed.
Next week to the Miller's Arms for a BBQ. Good of Num Num to offer to be Keeper of the Book, Hash Cash and Hash Flash.
Her job will be made easier when we locate the camera, the money tin or the book.
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
17/8/2015 Dazed and Confused & Pebbles Red Dress Run ,Seymours
An attractive group of hashers looked even better than usual, glammed up for the event. Some were pressed into drag while the usual suspects made the most of the opportunity to frock up. Some favoured full length numbers,while others chose accessories to complement their ensembles. Pebbles apparent tribute to an Uncanny-X man was a mystery.
Donations were directed to Ballarat District Nursing& Healthcare to assist their welfare work.
The run took in downtown Ballarat where blokes attired in red apparel were seen pushing a broken down male model into a car park. The drink stop was cleverly sited to avoid the non-existent rain and was close enough to the On After to preclude many taking "travellers".
Nummy recognised the Hare's tribute to the marriage equality debate.
Gilf, Pebbles and Num Num received numerical charges. Jack's similarity to Sharon Stone and Madonna seems purely chronological.
Half-a-Bar told the one about the Irishman confusing his protestants with his prostitutes with his usual panache. That is- a great build up with a fatal hesitation at the ... punchline.
A warming meal to complete the night.
Next week at The Miner's Tavern.
Keep September 14th free for the Black Tie Night.
Donations were directed to Ballarat District Nursing& Healthcare to assist their welfare work.
The run took in downtown Ballarat where blokes attired in red apparel were seen pushing a broken down male model into a car park. The drink stop was cleverly sited to avoid the non-existent rain and was close enough to the On After to preclude many taking "travellers".
Nummy recognised the Hare's tribute to the marriage equality debate.
Gilf, Pebbles and Num Num received numerical charges. Jack's similarity to Sharon Stone and Madonna seems purely chronological.
Half-a-Bar told the one about the Irishman confusing his protestants with his prostitutes with his usual panache. That is- a great build up with a fatal hesitation at the ... punchline.
A warming meal to complete the night.
Next week at The Miner's Tavern.
Keep September 14th free for the Black Tie Night.
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
10/8/15 Fop's Run from The Western
Western theme night from the Western
saw almost all buy in to the theme,
with the usual exemptions (Rear Entry, Boot Rooter, and Silic looking
like a Western Canadian Lumberjack wearing the jacket he always wears.)
Royalty was present , not in the form of Her Vagesty, rather the GM of
Woollongong HHH, Triple Zero, and his trusty sidekick F U. They were
given welcome down downs prior to setting off.
A modern day record of 13 runners ran the run, well set radiating around
the Western, with a "Heavy Halt" at both of the Foster Running stores.
No one got lost or left behind, although Jack took a very long time for
a pee through the SPC fence. Bait led the walkers, Lois again left out
in the cold.
The drink stop consisted of a choice of home brew on tap, and met with
general acclaim, and the cracking whip of Glider.
Rowdy was forced by D&D in the role of GM for the night, with Spence the
fill in temporary Sergeant. Charges seemed to revolve around Rear Entry
being a slack prick, and FU being charged for being present; Shafted
wondered why Triple zero came equipped with an eastern theme to a
Western themed night? Pebbles got the Keefe and Thomas loser charge,
Lois the Kiwi loser charge, FOP the Michael Clarke loser charge, and no
one mentioned Carlton.
Plucka got charged for not getting charged, but by then FU was fucked up
by all her down downs.
Meals were well served, tasty and convivial.
Next weeks run is the Red Dress Run from Seymours, hosted by Pebbles and
Max.
with the usual exemptions (Rear Entry, Boot Rooter, and Silic looking
like a Western Canadian Lumberjack wearing the jacket he always wears.)
Royalty was present , not in the form of Her Vagesty, rather the GM of
Woollongong HHH, Triple Zero, and his trusty sidekick F U. They were
given welcome down downs prior to setting off.
A modern day record of 13 runners ran the run, well set radiating around
the Western, with a "Heavy Halt" at both of the Foster Running stores.
No one got lost or left behind, although Jack took a very long time for
a pee through the SPC fence. Bait led the walkers, Lois again left out
in the cold.
The drink stop consisted of a choice of home brew on tap, and met with
general acclaim, and the cracking whip of Glider.
Rowdy was forced by D&D in the role of GM for the night, with Spence the
fill in temporary Sergeant. Charges seemed to revolve around Rear Entry
being a slack prick, and FU being charged for being present; Shafted
wondered why Triple zero came equipped with an eastern theme to a
Western themed night? Pebbles got the Keefe and Thomas loser charge,
Lois the Kiwi loser charge, FOP the Michael Clarke loser charge, and no
one mentioned Carlton.
Plucka got charged for not getting charged, but by then FU was fucked up
by all her down downs.
Meals were well served, tasty and convivial.
Next weeks run is the Red Dress Run from Seymours, hosted by Pebbles and
Max.
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
1729 Hare Not The Bill Not Normal but Bait
Definitely an "S" themed evening.
Welcome back to Sticky (and her dad), even though she wanted Hash to be postponed until she was good and ready to make an entrance.
Those regretting the departure of Silly Speaker were asked to place their wallets on the bar to fund her future transport needs.
Cecil the lion also departed. Cecil is of course, named after a bike so Bent had that drink.
Cilla asked us to "Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty", an instruction that was ignored by the hare . We did, however,run out of sight of the On On this week.
Hash is never wary of taking a position on issues of the day. Pussbucket was credited with the notion that Goodsey be equipped with real spears for his next dance as a method to progressively cull the dissidents at Swans games.
Pebbles added to our combined marathon tally by running in Sunny Queensland.
BP and the Sergeant are sojourning to Spain.
SS was naturally mentioned in his absence.
Red Dress run in a couple of weeks so we would welcome ideas for a worthy charity to support.
Black Tie is also coming up so look out for details.
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