17/9/2012 J.D's Bar Glider

17/9/2012 J.D's Bar Glider

Thanks to Glider for providing an alternative to following trail. We followed clues numbering 1 to 8.
This lead the hashers on a long run through the beautiful streets of down town Ballarat (same as last years run). Spencer the Hash Screw was happy with the run, no on backs, no checks or halts

Down downs were at JD's bar where there were a number of footy clubs celebrating "Mad Monday". Tongueey joined in to have a drink..did not really need it. His friend Banana boy had a scull off with the chicken master.. chicken master wins again (Dumb lost $5).

The young people returned this week.. Desmond & Molly which was nice.
Boot Rooter ran for the first time in years and felt he was an athlete cos he stayed with Nummy.

The Sargent at arms was a stand in "Bent Nose". Splendid blue jacket embroidered with his name below shafted ..as it should be?

Silli unt had some down downs for being himself & betting with Rear Entry then whinging about costs. Speaking of cost if you don't pay for your run the Grand Master is gonna get ya... shoes on the other foot cos he never payed for years.

Road Runner, Candida & Rowdy are all leaving the country during the footy finals .. may the best team win... so is Spartacus but not with Pus Bucket!

Meal was at Top of Eureka with all the old Apexians... Dumb spilt red wine over the majority of them!

Again good food, good friends see you next week Nummy

10/9/12 Queens Head Hotel: Grand Master

10/9/12 Queens Head hotel: Hare Grand Master

Thanks to Lois for her contribution in my absence last week... Chicky babe

The night was slow to kick off, is this co's the Grand Chicken "Master is back?

The run was highlighted by the Twitcher extraordinaire Masterbaits, 1200 run. He was honoured to wear the yellow bird suit and he is getting on in age and needed assistance to get into it...  it is wonderful for the club to have support from a true gentleman for such a length of time. Congratulations Masterbait & here's to many more runs - on, on.

By the way, Master Bait received the prick of the week & took his time savouring every mouth full... why are we waiting, slowly.....

In acknowledging the old it was great to have a rush of young blood attending, with Jackoff
& Carmilla (Welcome back), along with Dave, Little Evil & the Grand master. Also new Young runners Desmond & Molly.. very nice. Sob, sob Hymen still away!

Hay, how lucky are the Sovereign Hash, no rain again for the run, which was good; yes you guessed it, set mostly in the East; acknowledgement to the Southern Cross. Obviously no other areas of Ballarat worth running in!

The Sargent at Arms was nearly splendid in his blue coat but did not do the buttons up correctly. Bent Nose tried on the coat and you could see the shoulder epaulet's & tassels, not sure why never noticed them before when Sharfted is wearing the coat.

Lots of Down, downs for the young & new runners, bit of Beatle verse; Desmond had a barrow in the market place.......

Half a Bar tried to tell a joke due to his success last week (apparently funny, bad luck I missed it) but the Hashers did not want to take the risk of 2 in a row!

The meal and service was excellent and the Black Chook red, left nice little smiles on everyones faces. Again great night lots of chat and laughter.

Balls up 13th October, Mountie & Puss Bucket, Num & Dum, Lois & Fluid movement, Grand master & Hymen definate. Gilf, Dave, Jackoff, Camilla, Mrs Dickhead & Fop, tentative. At this time there is accommodation for all listed. Will need to review transport with definate numbers. If you want to go let me know ASAP.

Next weeks run; J.D's Bar, Hare is Glider & On after is Top of Eureka with Brett & the gang.


Thats it lots of love & clucking Nummy

Balls up 13 October Accommodation

Hi all, 5 rooms have been booked Frankston Motor Inn 406 Nepean highway under my name. $100 per room/night sleep up to 3 people (sounds like you could sleep more) . We will take the Reptile bus, seats 12 so please confirm if you are wanting a ride/room.

Those confirmed
Mountie/Pus bucket
Spartacus/Tracy
Dum/Num
Lois/Fluid Movement
SS/Hymen

Thanks Nummy

3/9/12 Golf House Hotel - Fluid Movement

Hi Fowlo Hashers

Your usual scribe was away this week loving & clucking elsewhere so left this weeks blog in my trusty hands.

Well our leader (known to us all as Cock Head) has returned from overseas this week & ready to take back the reins.  We did survive without him but great to see him back.

Other Welcomes Back were Timmy, Dave, Little Evil & Jamilla.

A charge was given to The Bill as there were no significant runs ONLY to have it pointed out that he missed Masterbaits 1200th run!!! That deserved the prick of the week not a down down.

There were the usual run set in the East, Normal's T-shirt selling, teachers strike charges & a couple of bad taste Paralympic jokes, but you know it is a quiet night when the entertainment comes from the ejection of Bubba's brother from the bar, his return & then another ejection.  A few hashers stepped back when he threatened to kill us all but a few others stepped forward when he broke the bowser & beer was spilling everywhere.
Another sign of a quiet night is when Half a Bar tells not one but two jokes & they are really funny.

A good night had by all & next weeks run is the GM's at the Queens Head Hotel.  I thought I heard a mention of a Trivia Night but don't quote me on that.

On On
Your Hot Chicky Babe Lois L

27/82012 North Britain, Road Runner

27/82012 North Britain, Road Runner

The North Britain was warm & welcoming and the stand in Grand Chicken Master, Hymen was back to start the run on time. The weather again was dry but cold. Road Runner set a nice easy run around the streets of Ballarat and Candida was with the runners as a decoy! Don't know where the walkers went!

Down, Downs were held outside by the fire, very nice. Sargent at arms was too lazy to go get his nice blue coat from the car & Bad Hair Day and Rear Entry did not wear their chicken hats... poor form.

Hashers were in good form telling jokes; Squizzy, Half a Bar & Mountie; as stated on numerous occasions.... it's all in the delivery BOYS!

The bar fly, Wet Spot got a Down, Down, has that man got a home?

The Bill entertained the crowd placing beer cans in the fire... gee they melt quickly.

The meal was worth waiting for and the staff friendly which is a nice change.

It was a good social night and there was lots of chat and laughter, so much, that you had to yell to make your self heard across the table.

Next week run at the Golf House Hotel

Love & Clucking Nummy

20/8/2012 City Oval Boot Rooter

20/8/12 City Oval

Stand in Grand Master Rowdy sent us on our way. Again no rain but a cooold black night. hashers headed for the wonderful & over flowing Lake Wendouree; the chill factor of the icy wind propelled Hashers on, on. Not sure who set the run but it may have been from a car boot! Nice basic & predictable around the streets, drink stop at Glenhome, warmth from the heater was short lived as the gas ran out & there was a bit of dog on dog action (Gary & Max).

We had members of the committee attend this week... Hash Screw Spencer made one more attempt at a red dress T shirt and the Fluid movement, Normal factor.... Sargent at Arms was on track this week with some funny puns - Squizzy was back & attempted a joke.... mmh as stated in past Blogs its all in the delivery. Again no prick of the week & Normal was there?
Glider pointed out the Sovereign Hash's role in smuggling Julian Assange out of Britain and on to Ecuador with a Swedish Blondie but it was only Dribbles & Shoots & his lovely lady. Bloody Kiwis were again out in force with Lois Lane & BP picking up a bar fly Kiwi... Chrizz or Phull

Rear Entry & Scillic decided to stay for the meal when they were offered a meal deal $23 per head. The meal was very nice and again a good time was had by all.

That's it see you next week at the North Britain & Road Runner is the Hare
Lots of Love & Clucking Nummy

13/8/2012 Jack & Flo Jo

13/8/2012 run 1572.
Oh goodness gracious what a shemozzle on the behalf of the committee!
No Granmaster
No Stand in Grand master
No Hash cash
No Hash screw
Sargent at arms sat on his fat arse in pub for most Down Down

Jack & Flo Jo organised the night, at one of the Indian restaurants in Bakery Hill; great food, anxious proprietor! Once again the weather gods smiled on the Sovereign Hash and we had a cold, crisp, dry run. The run was marked by a professional who timed the long on-backs so the runners all kept together. The run was up hill, over bridges, past Flags, along creeks & sort of in the East.

Down downs were held in below zero temperature & we had a bit of trouble concentrating on the proceedings. There were no new runners, no prick of the week (that's unusual), Dumb & dumb had a grand sprog arrive during the week - Dumb & Dummer the 4th, The Bill has turned Gay! There may have been an Olympic charge or two, GILF & her home land gold medal tally.

Aside from the committee.... we had a great night again and look forward to next weeks run at City Oval & the Hare is Boot Rooter.
 Love & Clucking NUMMY