Welcome to the last Pink Bits Blog!! Run #2249 The Annual General Piss Up!! From The Royal Mail Hotel!
This year has been wonderful, and I am so thankful for you all. Spending time on the committee has filled my cup and given me a wonderful excuse to put off doing my hours and hours of uni work. I am looking forwards to sitting back and watching the COOCH Committee do their thing. The Blog will be in the very safe hands of Auntie Campaspe, she knows how to stick to a deadline, can use 'big people' words and knows when to limit her exclamation marks. Huge thanks to Teflon for this wonderful year <3
The circle this week started by welcoming the Lake Side Hashers who had come a very long way for this run, we are very happy to see you :)
Teflon wanted to thank his outgoing committee
Ms DickHead - Choir Master
Disco - Grog Master
GILF - Hash Cash
Immaculate Conception - Hash Flash
Precious - Hash Horn
Num Num - Hash Screw
Hash Scribe - Pink Bits
Lois Lane - Keeper of the HashShit
Dumb & Dumber - Keeper of the Book
SS - Religious Advisor
Bent Nose - Sergeant at Arms
Carpet Burns - Trail Master
NutCracker and Dazed & Confused - Haberdashers
Teflon then wanted to point out some of the Highlights of this year. The ones I remembered are:
- Many new Hashers this year, very grateful to see young faces and lower the average age,
- Halloween Mystery bus trip,
- SS making a massive milestone of 1900 Runs!!!
Num Num was pressed for time and yelled 6/6 for the final time!!! (even though we lost Mountie on the run)
We then welcomed the visiting Lake Side Hashers, Egg and Bacon Pie, Kockup and Cooch along with our welcome backs, Dr Death, Nurse Batshit, Wee Problem, Fascinator, Pebbles and Deep Heat.
Shafted and DnC were charged for being Birthday Babes, Hashy Birthday to you both!!!
Now, the thing we are all here to see... Next week's COMMITTEE!
Precious donned the Grand Master Jacket as he explained how he is bringing the one thing this hash needs: hard-core theology. Time to welcome the Church Of Orthodox Christian Hashers. COOCH!
His Committee is as follows:
Choir Master - The loudest man he knows, Immaculate Conception!
Hash Cash - A man who is incorruptible and will land tax his own mother, Disco!
Keeper of the Book - The days of Dumb & Dumber gripping the book are numbered, Lake Side HAsh have no hope of stealing it from the grip of this Hasher, Lois Lane!
Trail Master - A member of hash who wasn't in attendance, but has a talent for keeping a tidy Excel spreadsheet and demanding people do what she says, a true teacher type, Ms DickHead.
Hash Screw - The most critical bitch the most cynical individual of every run ever, Mountie!!! (more Bush Runs coming)
Grog Masters - A role that can not be occupied by just one man, a role that you need to live and breathe grog, Pus Bucket and Spartacus!!! (They will personally taste test every charge)
Seargent at Arms - This role is usually passed along a select number of people, however, our new GM believes this hasher has not reached his full potential just yet, he apparently looks like a young norm McDonald and has the phiseque of an older Norm McDonald that would be NutBushClittyLicker!
Hash Scribe - We need somebody who knows big words, and when a lot is going on they know how to correctly say et al., scientist Campaspe.
That is where I stopped recording, Campaspe will take it on from here :)
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