Welcome to run #2240 - Valentine's Day run from Black Hill Pool with Big Dog (wooffff)
We started the circle by welcoming back Big Dog, Hush Puppies, Squizzy, Num Num and the Virgin Bec.
Our slippery GM, Teflon, noted that many of our senior hashers are having upcoming milestone runs.
"Oh wait, I better check again...I have good news and bad news!" He tells us...
Mountie, who has already had her cake (and eaten it too), has jumped herself ahead and will get to celebrate her 1500 runs in eight weeks' time!
Pus Bucket has been on 1017 runs for about three decades.
Sharfted signs the book with a penis rather than a number.
And,
Bent Nose has been holding onto the extra '0' on his 1500 runs as tight as he can.
The GM then called upon Num Num to step up to the plate and screw the run. She started off by asking the congregation if it was a Teflon run, and we mumbled back '6/6?'
Lost- Yes!
Fall over - not Cindrella, but DimWit did fall in a hole... first time for everything.
Friction - in the hole with DimWit!!
Heat - in the hole with DimWit!
Any attacks - Nope, The Bill wasn't here to get the virgin Bec.
Poor Num Num tried to have a virgin drink but ended up having "8 alcohol drinks"
6/6!
Bent Nose has been holding onto the extra '0' on his 1500 runs as tight as he can.
The GM then called upon Num Num to step up to the plate and screw the run. She started off by asking the congregation if it was a Teflon run, and we mumbled back '6/6?'
Lost- Yes!
Fall over - not Cindrella, but DimWit did fall in a hole... first time for everything.
Friction - in the hole with DimWit!!
Heat - in the hole with DimWit!
Any attacks - Nope, The Bill wasn't here to get the virgin Bec.
Poor Num Num tried to have a virgin drink but ended up having "8 alcohol drinks"
6/6!
Next Week's Run Half a Bar from Morrisons
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