Welcome to Run #2236 Her Vag From Home
I was away this week so the notes for this blog were lovingly taken by Cinderella, all mistakes are to be blamed on that Dickhead!
The circle started by welcoming back Wee Problem, Fang, Chris, Riley, Dickon, and Natasha. A second round of welcome back was then sung to Dim Wit, Squizzy, Bent Nose, Spencer Hocking, Shafted, Her Vag and FOP (I assume these were back but not welcomed)
Natasha the Virgin was called upon and shamed. Then Vanessa was pulled into the circle as she was moving away to remote NT for a year on a Missanry job, in the missanary position..? Something was said about her loving the early mornings and the classic song about doing dumb things. Our Religious Advisor, SS, then came forward and she became very worried.
The hasher once known as Vanessa will forever be known as Sparrow Fart!
We also had significant runs to celebrate this week. Teflon 400 runs!!!
Her Vag was then screwed (such a beautiful image that brings it to the mind's eye)
Low Absorption - might not be markings but didn't wash away (what does Cinderella mean here?! Who to say)
Hydo/HomoPhobic - No Rain!!
Chemical Inertness - Squizzy was attacked by a hole (WTF?!)
Stick and Low Friction - Squizzy were both these things.
Quick Dick was skipping because he was so young and spritely, Nair was playing on all the playgrounds, and BP and Nummy weren't lost but left behind.
Marked down points because the trail was crossed but still somehow 6/6!
The Seargent was then called upon to make funny jokes but Dim Wit bet him to it. SS was thanked for blessing the rains and extinguishing the fires.
Black Pussy was charged as he is fucking off to Canberra (EW!) but he claims he will be back.
Cinderella noted every word that was spoken in the circle but none of it made sense after here, so let's just say...
Next Week's Run: Normal and Masterbait from the Alexander Band Stand
On On Pink Bits
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