30 - 1 -'17              Run 1807            Morrison's

HALF A BAR's run from home. At first, a short delay waiting for the 
(full to capacity & more) DUMBER bus to arrive (what's on the bus !!).
1807 (where are you ROWDY ??), oh well, Poet Henry Wordsworth 
Longfellow born. 
NUMMY kicked off with welcomes' back to Janey (minus crutches),
WAIT A WHILE, & Steve (PEBBLES' mate).
Runner's & walker's headed off (maybe it's clockwise this year!), 
quickly to find stuff all trail, but we all eventually wound up at the 
Cemetery Drink-stop  & traditional "Swing Low & On On" to 
HALF A BRA - May 2011. We put Janey at ease after her jaw dropped -
she had a bit of trouble deciphering some of the "Cummin' 4, 2, Carry
Me Home" movements. 
Back at the circle, NUMMY toasted Janey, WAIT A WHILE, BAR LICKER, 
BP & BENT NOSE for welcomes' back, Birthday Boys MASTABAIT & 
GLIDER, & Wedding Anniversary to BAR LICKER. 
SS screwed HALF A BAR for something about a sticky wicket (?), &
can't blame the weather for a washout - there was just no trail - but
at least a good Drink-stop at the Dead Centre, & to celebrate the life
of HALF A BRA - 2011, & the good support of BAR LICKER.
DUMBER & DUMBER - he's the man, Coach Captain, Hash Cash, 
Keeper of the Book & Grog Master.
Stand in Sergeant SPENCER HOCKING charged JITTERBUG for no 
reason at all, D&C, SHAFTED & Steve for their advertising of 
Nash Hash, & TEFLON, MRS DICKHEAD, NUM NUM, PUSBUCKET, 
HALF A BAR, PEBBLES et al as Ambassadors.
HEAD HUNTER & QUICK DICK had a drink for not going to Nash Hash,
JITTERBUG for being the most recent to register & FASCINATOR 
charged EXIT 'cos she couldn't 'come'.
HALF A BAR & DR DEATH for their most un-sartorial "bad look" at
Hash, & D&C made it to 50 Runs.
HALF A BAR's "sticky deck" meant the 5 second rule blew out to
about 5 months (good thing we could make the BBQ red hot !!), 
NORMAL was "off the grog" since the Drink-stop & HEAD HUNTER
charged DR DEATH for his side act - "grunting" on the exercise bike.
PUSBUCKET drank up for his lack of attention to pastoral duties - dry 
pastures due to the lack of rain, & FASCINATOR charged Janey for 
some speech impediment (?).
R.A. PUSBUCKET had an epiphany, summoned the demons for Janey
to "cast away the crutches" - Just a smidgen etc .... then arise 
"CRUTCHLESS", & immediately FASCINATOR charged CRUTCH...
for not locking the front door at home at some stage.
Question ....... Did anyone notice REAR ENTRY's absence ??

Here Endeth ........

Next Week's Run .. PUSBUCKET's Cricket Run from South Gardens,
next to the POW Wall.