The weather was agaist us Hashers for our 3rd daylight saving run.There was a constant pelting of rain all day, but as usual JeSOS smiled upon us and the run, although cold, was completed in a fine mist.
The run was good and took in some familiar tracks, a gold prospecter and a bit of mud.
Mrs D's fire was smokin and we all had to rotate around to avoid the thick smoke, but the fire was warm.
Cherry brought along a potential lover she was nurturing for Tommy Half a Bar, bhaa
RMIT was back and did a good job as the virgin Choir Master. Give us an AAAAh
The FOP O Metre was out and having difficulty making the correct erection for Mrs D!
Spencer was the stand in Sergeant and kept Sorry drinking Down, Downs but she had to apologise and refuse cos she was the designated driver.
The Big event for the night was Dumb and Dumber made his 900th run, yeah, congratulations you old bugger. With the family genes he has, he will probably make another 900 runs.
Sadly, we say goodbye to our Hash Flash, Squizzy... apparently he has abdicated his position in the Ballarat Hash and will not be attending again... Bored with it all.
Fancy it was his turn to set a run in two weeks. Anyway thanks for your contribution and we will miss your jokes, tumbles and falls.
We all had lots of pizza and stayed around the smoking fire for a while, nearly 10pm!
Next weeks run is the Black Tie night so come in your finest gear and be at the City Oval Hotel by 6pm. god bless you all Nummy
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Run 1632 Western Hotel Hare: Masturbate/Normal
The Masturbater set the run and it was obvious he has not participated in the athletic side of Hash for a while, cos he set a run that went for kilometers!
We ran and ran and short cuttered and still did 7 kilometres plus..
Oh and its Daylight saving... We should be in the Bush!
Anyway, the venue was very nice and recently renovated.
We had return runners from many years past, Wendy and Dildo also a new runner Juicy.
The FOP O Metre was out but again, I can never remember the scoring but I think the old masturbater was disappointed as he didn't get the rise he had hoped for!
Because we had ran so long and the down, downs went on a bit, the meals arrived before the Hashers were ready. This is always a concern as many just leave the circle to eat their meals...
Many of the Hasher's enjoyed the bus trip down to the Balls Up last Saturday night. It was a fun night and thanks to Fuck Whit Phil for doing the driving.
Next weeks run is at the Chisholm Street Reserve and is a BBQ. So bring your own drinks and enjoy the outdoors.
God bless you all Nummy.
We ran and ran and short cuttered and still did 7 kilometres plus..
Oh and its Daylight saving... We should be in the Bush!
Anyway, the venue was very nice and recently renovated.
We had return runners from many years past, Wendy and Dildo also a new runner Juicy.
The FOP O Metre was out but again, I can never remember the scoring but I think the old masturbater was disappointed as he didn't get the rise he had hoped for!
Because we had ran so long and the down, downs went on a bit, the meals arrived before the Hashers were ready. This is always a concern as many just leave the circle to eat their meals...
Many of the Hasher's enjoyed the bus trip down to the Balls Up last Saturday night. It was a fun night and thanks to Fuck Whit Phil for doing the driving.
Next weeks run is at the Chisholm Street Reserve and is a BBQ. So bring your own drinks and enjoy the outdoors.
God bless you all Nummy.
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Run 1631 Daylight Saving at Rowdy's
This was the first day light saving run for this season and it was in the bush and it was a beautiful balmy evening.
Rowdy set a good run with lots of up hill stretches and a drink stop with a variety of imported beers, nice!
Mrs Dick head tested her air bags on one of the down hills and only sustained a minor wrist abrasion. Dumber was struck on the back of the leg by a one fanged viper, staggered but did not fall. The blood however attracted a swam of large hungry mosquitoes at the drink stop.
The FOP O Metre was out, again forgotten the score but OMG, FOP looked a treat in his tog's... tiny teanny bikini. FOP apologised to Sorry who got the full Monty his ample buttocks!
There was a request from the crowd for Hymen to put on the bikini, but this request was unfortunately denied!
Apparently last week there was a request for no more foul language.... again this was denied...
Down downs had welcome back's for Donuts, Flo Jo, GILF, Road Runner and Candida.
There was a Mutther Fucker from Sydney who was enjoying a vacation in the lovely city of Ballarat.
Squizzy told a joke... while several funny jokes told by others had to be explained to Tommy Half a Bar, but thank the JeSOS he didn't tell one...
Sill unt cooked the BBQ, and we stood around the fire and enjoyed our meal.
Kathy was happy as no Hashers disturbed her Slumber.
Next weeks run is at the Western Hotel and the run will be set by the two old Hasher's, Masturbate and Normal, so see you there.
Don't forget the Balls up on the weekend, bus is leaving from Reptile Gulch Motors around 1500hrs... Theme is Western Suburbs style.
God bless you all Nummy
Rowdy set a good run with lots of up hill stretches and a drink stop with a variety of imported beers, nice!
Mrs Dick head tested her air bags on one of the down hills and only sustained a minor wrist abrasion. Dumber was struck on the back of the leg by a one fanged viper, staggered but did not fall. The blood however attracted a swam of large hungry mosquitoes at the drink stop.
The FOP O Metre was out, again forgotten the score but OMG, FOP looked a treat in his tog's... tiny teanny bikini. FOP apologised to Sorry who got the full Monty his ample buttocks!
There was a request from the crowd for Hymen to put on the bikini, but this request was unfortunately denied!
Apparently last week there was a request for no more foul language.... again this was denied...
Down downs had welcome back's for Donuts, Flo Jo, GILF, Road Runner and Candida.
There was a Mutther Fucker from Sydney who was enjoying a vacation in the lovely city of Ballarat.
Squizzy told a joke... while several funny jokes told by others had to be explained to Tommy Half a Bar, but thank the JeSOS he didn't tell one...
Sill unt cooked the BBQ, and we stood around the fire and enjoyed our meal.
Kathy was happy as no Hashers disturbed her Slumber.
Next weeks run is at the Western Hotel and the run will be set by the two old Hasher's, Masturbate and Normal, so see you there.
Don't forget the Balls up on the weekend, bus is leaving from Reptile Gulch Motors around 1500hrs... Theme is Western Suburbs style.
God bless you all Nummy
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Run 1630 Pleasant Street Hare: BP
Due to unforeseen circumstances (Boot camp injury), I did not attend the run however I have been told it was a TIGHT, TIGHT run.
I went to the on after at the Top of Eureka and the company and food was good. Brett was wondering why JeSOS did not attend...
That's it unless anyone else would like to add more.
Next weeks run is at Rowdys. This is the first run for daylight savings so you may not need to bring your torch, but do bring your beer, lets hope Dumber remembers the Down down beer and bring your toggs for a swim...
God bless you all Nummy.
I went to the on after at the Top of Eureka and the company and food was good. Brett was wondering why JeSOS did not attend...
That's it unless anyone else would like to add more.
Next weeks run is at Rowdys. This is the first run for daylight savings so you may not need to bring your torch, but do bring your beer, lets hope Dumber remembers the Down down beer and bring your toggs for a swim...
God bless you all Nummy.
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Run 1629 Millers Arms Hotel Hare: Sili unt
This is a great setting for a Hash run, the traditional pub! as you walk through the door you get the stale cigarette aroma and the lonely soles sitting quietly at the bar.
The run was well set and there was a good amount of on backs for those who like to run. The drink stop was well stocked and the venue was Little Evils new home.
The FOP O Metre took a bit of a battering from last week and is looking a little worst for wear. Sili unt was offering himself as a stand in model!
There were the usual welcomes back: Fuck wit Phil, Exit, Pebbles and RMIT.
It was Bownlow night, come in your footy clours and Precious realised only old men support Melbourne football club: Masturbater, Boot Rooter, Dumber, SS and Tommy.
Hymen got the prick of the week and did himself proud by emptying that sucker in a flash. The prick of the week related to an incident of theft and a sign from Rear Entry's shop...
Hymen was also in trouble for taking the doctors nurse!
Lois Lane was a little worse for ware following the PMT Hash run on Sunday.
mmmh will have to think about what else happened....
We had a BBQ, that was good and next weeks run is BP's at her place and the on after at the Top of Eureka. God bless you all Nummy.
The run was well set and there was a good amount of on backs for those who like to run. The drink stop was well stocked and the venue was Little Evils new home.
The FOP O Metre took a bit of a battering from last week and is looking a little worst for wear. Sili unt was offering himself as a stand in model!
There were the usual welcomes back: Fuck wit Phil, Exit, Pebbles and RMIT.
It was Bownlow night, come in your footy clours and Precious realised only old men support Melbourne football club: Masturbater, Boot Rooter, Dumber, SS and Tommy.
Hymen got the prick of the week and did himself proud by emptying that sucker in a flash. The prick of the week related to an incident of theft and a sign from Rear Entry's shop...
Hymen was also in trouble for taking the doctors nurse!
Lois Lane was a little worse for ware following the PMT Hash run on Sunday.
mmmh will have to think about what else happened....
We had a BBQ, that was good and next weeks run is BP's at her place and the on after at the Top of Eureka. God bless you all Nummy.
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Run 1628 10 Park Street Hare: FOP
Happy birthday to you , happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear FOPPPY, Happy birthday to you, Hip hip hooray... Forty fun filled years.
The run was mostly washed away so we had a live Hare. The run was good with two drink stops with lots of lollies, fairy bread and honey snatches!
Her Vagesty screwed the run and it was a long slow affair... just as FOP likes it. The two dogs however displayed that they enjoy quick, hard and fast screws which they displayed repeatedly over the night.
Rowdy stood in as the Sergeant, not as good to look at but did a great job.
The Down downer of the night was of course FOP. Lucky he was supplying the beer from his home brew.
We had visitors from the Western Suburbs, Scrubber and Lester the Molester. They were there to flog the Balls up on the 12th of October.
There were jokes from Puss Bucket, Lester, Lois and Tommy Half a Bar which all went well.
Sili unt grew an enormous ... have you seen the photo?
How much hair does Boot Rooter have on his chest?
The meal was a spit roast and it was great. Good competition for Spencer Hocking!
The night became more and more disorderly and yes, body parts were exposed....
Was a fun night thanks FOPPY god bless you all Nummy
The run was mostly washed away so we had a live Hare. The run was good with two drink stops with lots of lollies, fairy bread and honey snatches!
Her Vagesty screwed the run and it was a long slow affair... just as FOP likes it. The two dogs however displayed that they enjoy quick, hard and fast screws which they displayed repeatedly over the night.
Rowdy stood in as the Sergeant, not as good to look at but did a great job.
The Down downer of the night was of course FOP. Lucky he was supplying the beer from his home brew.
We had visitors from the Western Suburbs, Scrubber and Lester the Molester. They were there to flog the Balls up on the 12th of October.
There were jokes from Puss Bucket, Lester, Lois and Tommy Half a Bar which all went well.
Sili unt grew an enormous ... have you seen the photo?
How much hair does Boot Rooter have on his chest?
The meal was a spit roast and it was great. Good competition for Spencer Hocking!
The night became more and more disorderly and yes, body parts were exposed....
Was a fun night thanks FOPPY god bless you all Nummy
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Run 1627 111 Rubicon Street Sebastopol Hare: Shafted
Slowly the Hashers crossed the line from Ballarat to Sebastopol... yes we crossed The Rubicon line...
Terror struck as we entered the house of the Squatters, up past the smashed glass, over the broken boards to the back yard. And I thought last weeks venue was a little neglected!
A fire was blazing to keep the others away...
There was one who made it through the lines.. not sure of his name but he loved his Jack Daniels.
The run stsrted down drain pipes, the Hashers ran like rats,
Criss Cross and Squizzy kept popping up from the drains trying to find the running pack which kept the walkers amused.
On and on the run went.
Over the hills to the sewerage farm, down and back to the fabulous East, on and on the pack ran. The onbacks were long and many Hashers were gaging for a drink... Finally we made it to a vacant paddock and enjoyed a cold beer.
The Bill and JeSoS got lost in the sewerage farm but managed to shake off the shit and drive to the drink stop.
Only one walker appeared at the drink stop, the old Masturbater.
Soup was served as JeSoS reclined on the bed of Fleas... requesting attention from Mountie...
The down downs included welcomes back to Vicky, commiserations to the football teams who lost on the weekend, Pus Bucket told a joke, so did Tommy, mmh maybe he was just talking.
The Sergeant as always was beautiful in his Blue coat.
Shafted was hoping for an Italian fire ... ?
Not sure if shafted will win the Shit hot Run this year... ha no it was a great night.
We had fried food for our meal which was yummy and good value.
See you next week at FOPs 40th Birthday party, watch out for the dog shit...
god bless you all Nummy.
Terror struck as we entered the house of the Squatters, up past the smashed glass, over the broken boards to the back yard. And I thought last weeks venue was a little neglected!
A fire was blazing to keep the others away...
There was one who made it through the lines.. not sure of his name but he loved his Jack Daniels.
The run stsrted down drain pipes, the Hashers ran like rats,
Criss Cross and Squizzy kept popping up from the drains trying to find the running pack which kept the walkers amused.
On and on the run went.
Over the hills to the sewerage farm, down and back to the fabulous East, on and on the pack ran. The onbacks were long and many Hashers were gaging for a drink... Finally we made it to a vacant paddock and enjoyed a cold beer.
The Bill and JeSoS got lost in the sewerage farm but managed to shake off the shit and drive to the drink stop.
Only one walker appeared at the drink stop, the old Masturbater.
Soup was served as JeSoS reclined on the bed of Fleas... requesting attention from Mountie...
The down downs included welcomes back to Vicky, commiserations to the football teams who lost on the weekend, Pus Bucket told a joke, so did Tommy, mmh maybe he was just talking.
The Sergeant as always was beautiful in his Blue coat.
Shafted was hoping for an Italian fire ... ?
Not sure if shafted will win the Shit hot Run this year... ha no it was a great night.
We had fried food for our meal which was yummy and good value.
See you next week at FOPs 40th Birthday party, watch out for the dog shit...
god bless you all Nummy.
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