This is a great setting for a Hash run, the traditional pub! as you walk through the door you get the stale cigarette aroma and the lonely soles sitting quietly at the bar.
The run was well set and there was a good amount of on backs for those who like to run. The drink stop was well stocked and the venue was Little Evils new home.
The FOP O Metre took a bit of a battering from last week and is looking a little worst for wear. Sili unt was offering himself as a stand in model!
There were the usual welcomes back: Fuck wit Phil, Exit, Pebbles and RMIT.
It was Bownlow night, come in your footy clours and Precious realised only old men support Melbourne football club: Masturbater, Boot Rooter, Dumber, SS and Tommy.
Hymen got the prick of the week and did himself proud by emptying that sucker in a flash. The prick of the week related to an incident of theft and a sign from Rear Entry's shop...
Hymen was also in trouble for taking the doctors nurse!
Lois Lane was a little worse for ware following the PMT Hash run on Sunday.
mmmh will have to think about what else happened....
We had a BBQ, that was good and next weeks run is BP's at her place and the on after at the Top of Eureka. God bless you all Nummy.
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Run 1628 10 Park Street Hare: FOP
Happy birthday to you , happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear FOPPPY, Happy birthday to you, Hip hip hooray... Forty fun filled years.
The run was mostly washed away so we had a live Hare. The run was good with two drink stops with lots of lollies, fairy bread and honey snatches!
Her Vagesty screwed the run and it was a long slow affair... just as FOP likes it. The two dogs however displayed that they enjoy quick, hard and fast screws which they displayed repeatedly over the night.
Rowdy stood in as the Sergeant, not as good to look at but did a great job.
The Down downer of the night was of course FOP. Lucky he was supplying the beer from his home brew.
We had visitors from the Western Suburbs, Scrubber and Lester the Molester. They were there to flog the Balls up on the 12th of October.
There were jokes from Puss Bucket, Lester, Lois and Tommy Half a Bar which all went well.
Sili unt grew an enormous ... have you seen the photo?
How much hair does Boot Rooter have on his chest?
The meal was a spit roast and it was great. Good competition for Spencer Hocking!
The night became more and more disorderly and yes, body parts were exposed....
Was a fun night thanks FOPPY god bless you all Nummy
The run was mostly washed away so we had a live Hare. The run was good with two drink stops with lots of lollies, fairy bread and honey snatches!
Her Vagesty screwed the run and it was a long slow affair... just as FOP likes it. The two dogs however displayed that they enjoy quick, hard and fast screws which they displayed repeatedly over the night.
Rowdy stood in as the Sergeant, not as good to look at but did a great job.
The Down downer of the night was of course FOP. Lucky he was supplying the beer from his home brew.
We had visitors from the Western Suburbs, Scrubber and Lester the Molester. They were there to flog the Balls up on the 12th of October.
There were jokes from Puss Bucket, Lester, Lois and Tommy Half a Bar which all went well.
Sili unt grew an enormous ... have you seen the photo?
How much hair does Boot Rooter have on his chest?
The meal was a spit roast and it was great. Good competition for Spencer Hocking!
The night became more and more disorderly and yes, body parts were exposed....
Was a fun night thanks FOPPY god bless you all Nummy
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Run 1627 111 Rubicon Street Sebastopol Hare: Shafted
Slowly the Hashers crossed the line from Ballarat to Sebastopol... yes we crossed The Rubicon line...
Terror struck as we entered the house of the Squatters, up past the smashed glass, over the broken boards to the back yard. And I thought last weeks venue was a little neglected!
A fire was blazing to keep the others away...
There was one who made it through the lines.. not sure of his name but he loved his Jack Daniels.
The run stsrted down drain pipes, the Hashers ran like rats,
Criss Cross and Squizzy kept popping up from the drains trying to find the running pack which kept the walkers amused.
On and on the run went.
Over the hills to the sewerage farm, down and back to the fabulous East, on and on the pack ran. The onbacks were long and many Hashers were gaging for a drink... Finally we made it to a vacant paddock and enjoyed a cold beer.
The Bill and JeSoS got lost in the sewerage farm but managed to shake off the shit and drive to the drink stop.
Only one walker appeared at the drink stop, the old Masturbater.
Soup was served as JeSoS reclined on the bed of Fleas... requesting attention from Mountie...
The down downs included welcomes back to Vicky, commiserations to the football teams who lost on the weekend, Pus Bucket told a joke, so did Tommy, mmh maybe he was just talking.
The Sergeant as always was beautiful in his Blue coat.
Shafted was hoping for an Italian fire ... ?
Not sure if shafted will win the Shit hot Run this year... ha no it was a great night.
We had fried food for our meal which was yummy and good value.
See you next week at FOPs 40th Birthday party, watch out for the dog shit...
god bless you all Nummy.
Terror struck as we entered the house of the Squatters, up past the smashed glass, over the broken boards to the back yard. And I thought last weeks venue was a little neglected!
A fire was blazing to keep the others away...
There was one who made it through the lines.. not sure of his name but he loved his Jack Daniels.
The run stsrted down drain pipes, the Hashers ran like rats,
Criss Cross and Squizzy kept popping up from the drains trying to find the running pack which kept the walkers amused.
On and on the run went.
Over the hills to the sewerage farm, down and back to the fabulous East, on and on the pack ran. The onbacks were long and many Hashers were gaging for a drink... Finally we made it to a vacant paddock and enjoyed a cold beer.
The Bill and JeSoS got lost in the sewerage farm but managed to shake off the shit and drive to the drink stop.
Only one walker appeared at the drink stop, the old Masturbater.
Soup was served as JeSoS reclined on the bed of Fleas... requesting attention from Mountie...
The down downs included welcomes back to Vicky, commiserations to the football teams who lost on the weekend, Pus Bucket told a joke, so did Tommy, mmh maybe he was just talking.
The Sergeant as always was beautiful in his Blue coat.
Shafted was hoping for an Italian fire ... ?
Not sure if shafted will win the Shit hot Run this year... ha no it was a great night.
We had fried food for our meal which was yummy and good value.
See you next week at FOPs 40th Birthday party, watch out for the dog shit...
god bless you all Nummy.
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Run 1626 Harriers Club Rooms: Hare: Mountie
This was a great venue for Hash, but is a little neglected...
The aroma of the cooking was thought provoking!
..something... sniff sniff ....Parmesan cheese?
The weather was amazing , warm and balmy, who would have thought 2 weeks ago we were freezing in the sleet and wind.
The run was good and took a different route to the run from last week, considering they are in the same area. The walkers went in different direction to the runners but met in a timely manner back at the drink stop, which was at the Harriers rooms.
The theme of the night. for those who payed attention, was PJ's or a Onesie...
We had a Frog, Leopard bear, Zebra and a Cow and a lovely display of football jarmies.
The Sergeant was back looking beautiful in his blue coat. The down downs were a bit slow and uninteresting.... at least we had beers for the down downs this week.
Welcome back to Bad Hair Day, Donuts , Sorry and Jack...
Dumber won the raffle.
Tommy Half a Bar did not tell a joke nor did Squizzy...
The meals was Chilly Con Carn and rice, very nice and we had carrot cake for after.
A numbers of Hashers stayed to the wee hours (2300hrs) and had a sensational time..
Next week is at 111 Rubicon street Sebastopol. The on after is the same so bring some beer...
See you then god bless love Nummy
The aroma of the cooking was thought provoking!
..something... sniff sniff ....Parmesan cheese?
The weather was amazing , warm and balmy, who would have thought 2 weeks ago we were freezing in the sleet and wind.
The run was good and took a different route to the run from last week, considering they are in the same area. The walkers went in different direction to the runners but met in a timely manner back at the drink stop, which was at the Harriers rooms.
The theme of the night. for those who payed attention, was PJ's or a Onesie...
We had a Frog, Leopard bear, Zebra and a Cow and a lovely display of football jarmies.
The Sergeant was back looking beautiful in his blue coat. The down downs were a bit slow and uninteresting.... at least we had beers for the down downs this week.
Welcome back to Bad Hair Day, Donuts , Sorry and Jack...
Dumber won the raffle.
Tommy Half a Bar did not tell a joke nor did Squizzy...
The meals was Chilly Con Carn and rice, very nice and we had carrot cake for after.
A numbers of Hashers stayed to the wee hours (2300hrs) and had a sensational time..
Next week is at 111 Rubicon street Sebastopol. The on after is the same so bring some beer...
See you then god bless love Nummy
Monday, September 2, 2013
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Run 1625 3 Albion Street Golden Point: Hare: Criss Cross "The Night of The Dead"
We entered the yard and there, staring directly at the Hashers, was a body in a coffin, the eyes following us around, was it the Bill?
No it wasn't the Bill but he is the master of the coffin...
and Yes, we had entered the night of the dead ooooOOOOO, Blood was streaming, flesh was rotting and an effigy of the Chicken Master was disemboweled before our eyes... This was voodoo to prevent SOS from being Chicken Master again... Will it work?
and JeSOS said "Naharr Not F*&kin Likley, I'll be back for another F*&kin go (Scratch, pull, sniff).
The crowd went "Yeah"
The run was well set in blood and we enjoyed the Bloody Marys by the fire in the bush and the drink stop by the creek was great because KFC was there...
JeSOS began the Down, downs but where were the Drinks? who is the Grog Master? there was a distant Howl, as the crowd started looking for the grog master, had he been taken in the night... a wolf, Voodoo or some such...
Yes, you Dumb and Dumber, you are the Grog master, where is the beer!
The crowd pulled together and we had an eclectic collection of beers for the Down Downs. As punishment Dumber drank from the little white doggies bowl all night, howl, howl.
Trudy put her face in the murkin (Lois Lane) and came out christened as 2 Dicks.
RMIT was back and Normal provided the hard on for the Fop O Metre and Criss Cross consequently got a good score.
Road runner was there along with Spartacus and Master Bait, just thought I would give them a mention.
The Pizza and chocolate cake was very nice, thanks Criss Cross and we did not get kick out or banned..
See you next week following the same trail from the Harriers Club rooms, hare is Mountie see you there god bless you all Nummy
No it wasn't the Bill but he is the master of the coffin...
and Yes, we had entered the night of the dead ooooOOOOO, Blood was streaming, flesh was rotting and an effigy of the Chicken Master was disemboweled before our eyes... This was voodoo to prevent SOS from being Chicken Master again... Will it work?
and JeSOS said "Naharr Not F*&kin Likley, I'll be back for another F*&kin go (Scratch, pull, sniff).
The crowd went "Yeah"
The run was well set in blood and we enjoyed the Bloody Marys by the fire in the bush and the drink stop by the creek was great because KFC was there...
JeSOS began the Down, downs but where were the Drinks? who is the Grog Master? there was a distant Howl, as the crowd started looking for the grog master, had he been taken in the night... a wolf, Voodoo or some such...
Yes, you Dumb and Dumber, you are the Grog master, where is the beer!
The crowd pulled together and we had an eclectic collection of beers for the Down Downs. As punishment Dumber drank from the little white doggies bowl all night, howl, howl.
Trudy put her face in the murkin (Lois Lane) and came out christened as 2 Dicks.
RMIT was back and Normal provided the hard on for the Fop O Metre and Criss Cross consequently got a good score.
Road runner was there along with Spartacus and Master Bait, just thought I would give them a mention.
The Pizza and chocolate cake was very nice, thanks Criss Cross and we did not get kick out or banned..
See you next week following the same trail from the Harriers Club rooms, hare is Mountie see you there god bless you all Nummy
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Run 1624 Battlers Tavern Hare: Rear Entry
This was a typical Ballarat winter night, the temperature was 3 Degrees, sleet and a cold gale force wind. Rear Entry was worried no one would come to his run... the time was tick, tick, ticking, at 6:30 there were 5 Hashers... 6:40, 2 more... Rear Entry was thinking he would have to pay for 30 meals at the venue...
Not to worry, 6:50 the crowd surged in and there was an excellent roll up.
The run was washed away so we had that lively old Hare "The Bill" to lead the runners, and the weather calmed for the run, no rain and the wind abated a bit.
Squizzy did a commando roll, no serious injury.
Shafted did a fet lock, managed to struggle back to the drink stop, while Boot Rooter had a cold head problem.
The FOP O Metre ranked the run at a good erection and we were all pleased with that!
The Grand Master, JeSOS was in good form and called on his "Boys" to help him with the Down, Downs... Camilla gave in and sculled several. Timmy had a go and was ok...
SS was back from his holiday in the sun and was a bit miffed that the girls were happier to see Hymen than him!
Dumb and Dumber rented his bus to the Grand Master for the weekend and was wanting more money for the tyres. Camilla told us he was amazed at how well a twelve seater bus could spin all wheels and slide sideways, good driving SOS.
There were a number of jokes told during the evening, Lois Lane did well from her new joke book. Mountie had a go but the timing was out, Tommy Half a Bar tried to make it two in a row but was out smarted by Squizzy.
On the weekend the new Blood on the Southern Cross (Woman's) Hash was held and it was a great day. Lois Lane is the Grand Mistress and we look forward to many more great runs.
Next week is THE NIGHT OF THE DEAD at 3 Albion street Golden Point, Hare is Criss Cross so lets hope we are not kicked out... Oh come dressed as a ZOMBIE, god bless you all until next week love Nummy
Not to worry, 6:50 the crowd surged in and there was an excellent roll up.
The run was washed away so we had that lively old Hare "The Bill" to lead the runners, and the weather calmed for the run, no rain and the wind abated a bit.
Squizzy did a commando roll, no serious injury.
Shafted did a fet lock, managed to struggle back to the drink stop, while Boot Rooter had a cold head problem.
The FOP O Metre ranked the run at a good erection and we were all pleased with that!
The Grand Master, JeSOS was in good form and called on his "Boys" to help him with the Down, Downs... Camilla gave in and sculled several. Timmy had a go and was ok...
SS was back from his holiday in the sun and was a bit miffed that the girls were happier to see Hymen than him!
Dumb and Dumber rented his bus to the Grand Master for the weekend and was wanting more money for the tyres. Camilla told us he was amazed at how well a twelve seater bus could spin all wheels and slide sideways, good driving SOS.
There were a number of jokes told during the evening, Lois Lane did well from her new joke book. Mountie had a go but the timing was out, Tommy Half a Bar tried to make it two in a row but was out smarted by Squizzy.
On the weekend the new Blood on the Southern Cross (Woman's) Hash was held and it was a great day. Lois Lane is the Grand Mistress and we look forward to many more great runs.
Next week is THE NIGHT OF THE DEAD at 3 Albion street Golden Point, Hare is Criss Cross so lets hope we are not kicked out... Oh come dressed as a ZOMBIE, god bless you all until next week love Nummy
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