15/2/16 Bait's Little Hard Hills run

The Screw thought that Bait had done his best to make it hard for us.
 We dodged trail bikes, The Bill went down, Plucka was gashed but the march flies generally stayed away.
Sharon,the publican, finished one story about tawny survival with "Because they always look for the black box first"."
Mr D refrenced Einstein and gravitational waves via Silic and Shafted.
Bait and Half a Bar stood in for Garry and Billy- another current cultural reference.
D& C took one for those showing insufficient reverence.
Normal cooked the meat and Shafted tried to recruit Fred to hash.

Form a duo for next week's test at Black Hill oval.

Bus to the Spottiswoode Pub on 1/3 leaving from Reptile Gulch Motors at 5:45.

8/2/16 Pauline and Lois Sorrento Dve

A freshly minted On On complete with unconnected power lines for the unwary.Nash Hash T-shirts were being snapped up at $10.
The run took un some unavoidable long stretches around Alfredton.Plenty of action at the stockyards.
We welcomed back Mountie and Pus Bucket, Zika free, from Central America and Pall Bearer from Mount Clear.
SS was consoled on the loss of his tackle, and rods and the other stuff they got. The GM was encouraged to be punctual.
Bait explained the theft of his fish by a seal. He also explained hw to get to the Little Hard Hills pub for next week's run.
Last chance to book in for the Western Suburbs AGM on Tuesday March 1st.

1/2/16 Shafted at Coalmine Rd Lal Lal

Visiting Hashers, a christening and red wine! Quite a run. It even lured The Bill off the tarmac.
Due to some lack of a key to the shed, Half a Bar's breaking and entering skills paid off.
Trail had been set with the assistance of Matt(not Ben) and took us to previously unknown regions of Lal Lal.
Matt wore the Merkin top of the Lady Hashers for a bet and won himself the obvious Hash name. Rowdy conducted Merkin's induction.
 Good to have the real Hash Cash, Sergeant and Screw.
Pebbles, our serial marathoner has been upstaged by some runners competing in all continenents in a week. Merkin in a new shirt was pictured beside our formal visitor Tight Arse.
Plucka has put out a request for 7oz glasses as there has been some collateral damage.
Lester, Scrubber and Tight arse were ther to invite a visit to their AGM in Spotswood in Tuesday March 1st.
The GM will organise a car or bus depending on numbers. $10 deposit next week if you wish to go.
Next week at 53 Sorrento Dve Alfredton -Lois and Paulines

25/1/16 Australia Day Run Leagues Club The Bill

This run saw the return of the GM to the scene of the dismissal. Last time we darkened those doors- well it was suggested that we take Hash elsewhere. SoS and Half a Bar - and his mate Ben- were there so what could go wrong?
The Bill's run took us around Black Hill and the wiser Hashers ignored the more unlikely on-backs.
The charges were conducted in the same Sports Bar where SOS and Half a Bar exceeded the allowable number of expletives last time.
Mrs D stood in as Sergeant and the Choirmaster made sure we kept a lid on things.
Bait was congratulated on attaining 69.
 Remote told the Shih tzu joke.
Mrs D, Prescious, Lois, Gilf and Teflon got the Australia Day drinks.
We seemed to get away without offending any patrons this time.
Next week at 219 Coalmine Rd

4/1/16 New Year Run at Rowdy's

Featured

•  BP and Lois in 20 Years an Australian
• Plucka and Missing Link in Cycling News. Plucka for working for an accident prone montain biker and The Link for pushing his bike around most of the run.
• Fascinator for dramatically re-telling the one ending with Pauline standing next to the pope and spectators asking "Who is that next to Pauline?" I have spared you the details.
• Patrick for just being enthusiastic
• Rowdy for arousing the Screw
• Pebbles for sharing phone porn
• Bubba for being the only one of us with less than 3 layers of clothing

Sendoff drinks for Fluid this Thurs at the Athletic Bar 6:30.
Next Week The pavillion Chisholm St Black Hill. On After Eureka Pasta
Thanks to Shafted for hosting the 1st Feb run at 219 Coalmine Rd Lal Lal.

28/12/15 Lake View Stand-In Hare Her Vag

Visitors from Cooktown Hash paid us the highest possible compliment. "Worst Hash run ever", And they have been to plenty of hashes.
Was it that the runners got back early and had bought their own - not inexpensive, beers before the down downs? Was it that we had to try three eateries before we could find one to feed us before midnight? Was it that we only have one drinking song? Was it the unfunny joke that they read out? Or was it that the GM has so much trouble remembering the names Nostrildumass and Extractit? Who knows.
Other welcomes to Cleavage and Daryl and Jason2 and Bubba, who mentioned something about "Nightshift".
Num Num and Bentnose were held to account for BHS bullying of interns. Shafted for getting lost on the run and going all the way around the lake.
Next week, a bit more normality at Rowdys with less banana benders.

21/12 Committee Christmas Run Stubby's Brewery

Good of Stubby to invest in a brewery on our behalf.  We were able to share Rowdy's Christmas Odes with the customers of various central establishments.
Light Fingers, Stubby, SOS and Beer Fuck were welcomed back.Those who have attempted brewing previously were charged.
 Many had Christmas regalia. Silic decided to come as a wrinkly Joffa.
The first stop was the Robin Hood where Rear Entry was pleased to see Vivienne- of the Sergeants previous alliance- present to listen to us all singing about his present one.
 Luke at the  Eastern Station is still recovering from having Missing Links tongue inserted in his ear.
The venue did allow us to share some of the less tasteful ditties. Spencer was reminded that some of his former neighbours had invaded his present affluent suburb to pinch Rats Arse's bike.
Spartacus and the original Boot hosted t- he next drinks where the Hash Hymn was sung in memory of Heavy - with actions by Shafted.
At Irish Murphy's a Pommy tourist thought we may have slipped a date rape drug into his charge. The GM, via Love Actually, provided the porn.
Only the hardier Hashers lasted to the Miner's Tavern.
Chicken and salads accompanied yet more drinks and carols with an anal theme.
Next week at the Lake View.No trail and food there if you like.