JeSOS arrived in sunglasses hiding his large periobital haematoma which he received for pissing near a very angry man. This injury prevented him attending his cousins wedding which JeSOS was a groomsman! Poor baby
Bent Nose set a great run but he did cross trail, a big mistake for a Hash man of his years. The run took the Hashers into areas we had not ventured for many years. The drink stop had lollies which Mountie did not eat and attempted to stop Flo Jo eating as her arse, according to Mountie, was expanding.
The down downs were held at the MADE park in front of a monument honouring Masturbators forebears. The down downs included a welcome to a visitor from PNG, to the Bill for touching up Nummies great arse, Mountie for doing a Cher on the guns, Pus Bucket for missing Spartacus, If I could turn back time. The Grog Master ran out of beer cos there were so many but I have forgotten what they all were.
Back at the restaurant we enjoyed the food and tucked in like there was no tomorrow.
Next weeks run is at the Miner Taern and the Hare is F25k Whit Phil and GILFs last run before moving to Wogga. God bless Nummy.
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Run 1651 Freight Hotel Virgin Hare: Fascinator
Fascinator was nervous and excited at the same time, it was his chance to map out the run of the year, and all in all it wasn't a bad go for the first one. It was well marked in chalk and went from side to side across the road. The number of runners was small but we were heading to the fabulous East so the pace was quickened as we know the track so well. The trail went up Black Hill and the Billy Goat set forth to scale the heights of the hill. He soon lost interest and followed Nummy and GILF who were short cutting. The experienced short cutters found trail at the bottom of the hill and headed to the drink stop. The Hare, Shafted, Criss Cross and Precious did not come down from the Hill.
Was the Virgin Hare lost?
The Hasher's were anxious for their safety cos the Hare had the keys to the car with the drinks...
Never fear, Normals here and HE had the key's. The exciting thing was there was no eski but a little blue shell pool in the boot to keep the Drinks cold.
The Virgin hare picked a great spot for the dink stop, under the railway bridge and there we had the company of two homeless females enjoying a shot of illicit medication. As they left they propositioned Little Evil but he turned them down cos they had not had a shower for some time...
Back at the Hotel, Mountie, Lois and JeSOS were planning the awards night, shame they missed a good run.
The FOP O Metre was handled by Little Evil who manipulated the metre to a reasonable height for the Virgin Fascinator.
Boot Rooter was the Sergeant at Arms and the Down Downs were interrupted cos of the noise and moved to a more private area... sort of lost the momentum, speaking of momentum GLIDER and Dumber have a penis growing on their elbows, Candida did a Sharon Stone for the Boys,Tommy told another really good joke with props and all, still didn't cut the mustard. Fascinateor told a joke also and it was funny. SS was excited as some one has a significant run coming up. BP is upset she will not be at the run next week to clean up. GILF and Nummy were fighting over food but that's OK, our food will be untouched in a couple of weeks as GILF is leaving to move to TEFLON country...
That's about it, next weeks run is a Pleasant Street. Please ensure you are really, really messy so BP will have lots to do when she gets home. Bent Nose is the Hare and by all accounts a real slob... God bless Nummy
Was the Virgin Hare lost?
The Hasher's were anxious for their safety cos the Hare had the keys to the car with the drinks...
Never fear, Normals here and HE had the key's. The exciting thing was there was no eski but a little blue shell pool in the boot to keep the Drinks cold.
The Virgin hare picked a great spot for the dink stop, under the railway bridge and there we had the company of two homeless females enjoying a shot of illicit medication. As they left they propositioned Little Evil but he turned them down cos they had not had a shower for some time...
Back at the Hotel, Mountie, Lois and JeSOS were planning the awards night, shame they missed a good run.
The FOP O Metre was handled by Little Evil who manipulated the metre to a reasonable height for the Virgin Fascinator.
Boot Rooter was the Sergeant at Arms and the Down Downs were interrupted cos of the noise and moved to a more private area... sort of lost the momentum, speaking of momentum GLIDER and Dumber have a penis growing on their elbows, Candida did a Sharon Stone for the Boys,Tommy told another really good joke with props and all, still didn't cut the mustard. Fascinateor told a joke also and it was funny. SS was excited as some one has a significant run coming up. BP is upset she will not be at the run next week to clean up. GILF and Nummy were fighting over food but that's OK, our food will be untouched in a couple of weeks as GILF is leaving to move to TEFLON country...
That's about it, next weeks run is a Pleasant Street. Please ensure you are really, really messy so BP will have lots to do when she gets home. Bent Nose is the Hare and by all accounts a real slob... God bless Nummy
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Run 1650 Sparrow Reverve Hare:Pus Bucket
A big group gathered for this keenly anticipated event. The run was good and was in bushland and ended at the back of one of Mounties sisters places. Immaculate Conception had to be carried on the walk by FOP which probably impacted on his performance in the cricket game. The drink stop was cut short to start the cricket match.
The pairs were selected and there was a huge crowd gathered to see who would win the best bat this year. Flo J and Rowdy had been training, JeSOS and Hymen were confident, Masterbaiter and Gilder could not remember why they were there and the young nephews of Mounties were keen to win.
Spartacus was the umpire with Pus Bucket calling the scores. The game was played with enthusiasm and many of the players played great games but just could not make the winning score. The surprise winners was the father and son team of Shafted and Little Evil. congratulations boys.
The FOP O Metre was back and loved the atmosphere of the great game.
Down, downs were held in the dark and GILF and Fluid Movement were worried they may not get food.
When the food did come there was not a crumb left for the possums.
The night got cold and so although it was a great night it was not a late night.
Next week is at the Freight Hotel in Peel street and the virgin hare is Fascinator.
See you there love Nummy.
The pairs were selected and there was a huge crowd gathered to see who would win the best bat this year. Flo J and Rowdy had been training, JeSOS and Hymen were confident, Masterbaiter and Gilder could not remember why they were there and the young nephews of Mounties were keen to win.
Spartacus was the umpire with Pus Bucket calling the scores. The game was played with enthusiasm and many of the players played great games but just could not make the winning score. The surprise winners was the father and son team of Shafted and Little Evil. congratulations boys.
The FOP O Metre was back and loved the atmosphere of the great game.
Down, downs were held in the dark and GILF and Fluid Movement were worried they may not get food.
When the food did come there was not a crumb left for the possums.
The night got cold and so although it was a great night it was not a late night.
Next week is at the Freight Hotel in Peel street and the virgin hare is Fascinator.
See you there love Nummy.
Run 1649 Taronga Road Hare: Lois Lane
This was a run in the bush which kept a few Hasher's happy but unfortunately the locals were not. The Hasher's suffered a barrage of abuse due to the potential fire danger created by parking cars in long grass. The irate local drove his car through the group to make some point... luckily no one challenge this person and the remainder of the run went past without any further abuse.
The run was good and well set by rowdy (the Ginger Niger) and Lois.
The FOP O Metre was again missing so Dumber was the stand in which provided only a small example of the excitement of the run.
The on on was back at Lois's house and the Hasher's were provided with a meal to feed 500 men, meat, vegies, gravy, cake and other yummy delights.
Shafted was on fire with his jokes and Tommy did his best.
The night was good and again we thank Lois for a great night.
As next week has happened but the run is at Sparrow Reserve and the Hare is Pus Bucket and the theme is the annual cricket match.
The run was good and well set by rowdy (the Ginger Niger) and Lois.
The FOP O Metre was again missing so Dumber was the stand in which provided only a small example of the excitement of the run.
The on on was back at Lois's house and the Hasher's were provided with a meal to feed 500 men, meat, vegies, gravy, cake and other yummy delights.
Shafted was on fire with his jokes and Tommy did his best.
The night was good and again we thank Lois for a great night.
As next week has happened but the run is at Sparrow Reserve and the Hare is Pus Bucket and the theme is the annual cricket match.
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Run 1648 Jindybine road Hare: Fluid Movement (Red Dress run).
This was a well patronised run with the Hasher's looking divine in their red dresses.
Heavy, Lois and Nummy celebrated their 35th Wedding anniversaries. As Mountie pointed out, the statistics are correct, 2 in 3 marriages end in divorce!
Fluid movement set a great run with several on backs and plenty of variety . "Carina from Narina " a well respected Athlete from the Ballarat Harries came out for a run and enjoyed it immensely. She left before the Down downs.
Dumber was the stand in Grand Master, Rowdy was the Sergent, Nummy was a late addition for the grog master, the FOP O Metre and FOP were absent, so I think Shafted did the screwing (or was that in his own mind?).
Has JeSOS left us?
The Down downs included a joke from Tommy which was OK, a joke from Pus Bucket or should I say Puss Bucket, which got a laugh. Dumber for becoming a Blues supporter, B.P got a charge for talking too loudly, fancy that! Glider was a welcome back and GILF for being a world champion American
Fluid movement provided and nice meal of Chicken and Salads and Glider provided his birthday cake for desert. It was a bit windy and chilly so only the well covered remained to party.
Next weeks run is at Lois Lanes in Miners Rest. It is her birthday so don't tell anyone. See you there
God bless Nummy
Heavy, Lois and Nummy celebrated their 35th Wedding anniversaries. As Mountie pointed out, the statistics are correct, 2 in 3 marriages end in divorce!
Fluid movement set a great run with several on backs and plenty of variety . "Carina from Narina " a well respected Athlete from the Ballarat Harries came out for a run and enjoyed it immensely. She left before the Down downs.
Dumber was the stand in Grand Master, Rowdy was the Sergent, Nummy was a late addition for the grog master, the FOP O Metre and FOP were absent, so I think Shafted did the screwing (or was that in his own mind?).
Has JeSOS left us?
The Down downs included a joke from Tommy which was OK, a joke from Pus Bucket or should I say Puss Bucket, which got a laugh. Dumber for becoming a Blues supporter, B.P got a charge for talking too loudly, fancy that! Glider was a welcome back and GILF for being a world champion American
Fluid movement provided and nice meal of Chicken and Salads and Glider provided his birthday cake for desert. It was a bit windy and chilly so only the well covered remained to party.
Next weeks run is at Lois Lanes in Miners Rest. It is her birthday so don't tell anyone. See you there
God bless Nummy
Thursday, January 30, 2014
Run 1647 Tommy Half a Bar Elaine.
Happy Australia Day. If you were lucky you caught the bus down to Elaine (Tough luck SS).
This was a true Aussie run with the heat, the flies, dust, sheep and shit... and beer.
The run was predictable and ended at the Cemetery where we all payed tribute to Half a Bra.
Most of the Hashers caught a lift back to the house on the back of the ute. This brought back the wild and unsafe days of our childhood. Precious and Immaculate Conception were loving the freedom....
All arrived safe and sound.
Welcome back was to our man Hymen and Little Evil who is carrying an injury. Mountie thought that Hymen was carrying to much pork... looked fine bacon to me...
GoGo was a visitor from Geelong and it was good to see the old Bugger.
JeSOS is growing a handle bar moustache which is very becoming.
The FOP O Metre was again missing in action so FOP used one of his children as a stand in... not a good look.
Tommy Half a Bar told a long, long joke that lost the oomph at the end. Yawn
Following on from Tommy, Dumber attempted to entertain with "Sayings" ooh boy they weren't much better. By the way, did you hear about Dumbers fall...
SS was the BBQ cook and did a great job.
As it is now Friday, my memory is dim to any other Down, Downs but we had a good night as usual.
Next weeks run is on Jindabyne road near the water towers. Bring your own grog and I would suggest chair and food. God bless you all Nummy
This was a true Aussie run with the heat, the flies, dust, sheep and shit... and beer.
The run was predictable and ended at the Cemetery where we all payed tribute to Half a Bra.
Most of the Hashers caught a lift back to the house on the back of the ute. This brought back the wild and unsafe days of our childhood. Precious and Immaculate Conception were loving the freedom....
All arrived safe and sound.
Welcome back was to our man Hymen and Little Evil who is carrying an injury. Mountie thought that Hymen was carrying to much pork... looked fine bacon to me...
GoGo was a visitor from Geelong and it was good to see the old Bugger.
JeSOS is growing a handle bar moustache which is very becoming.
The FOP O Metre was again missing in action so FOP used one of his children as a stand in... not a good look.
Tommy Half a Bar told a long, long joke that lost the oomph at the end. Yawn
Following on from Tommy, Dumber attempted to entertain with "Sayings" ooh boy they weren't much better. By the way, did you hear about Dumbers fall...
SS was the BBQ cook and did a great job.
As it is now Friday, my memory is dim to any other Down, Downs but we had a good night as usual.
Next weeks run is on Jindabyne road near the water towers. Bring your own grog and I would suggest chair and food. God bless you all Nummy
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Run 1646 Russel Dam Creswick Hare; Mountie
Mountie and Pus Bucket searched the local area for a new and exciting place to host a Hash run;
and yes they found it;
this was indeed a nice setting, lake, reeds blowing in the breeze, surrounded by native bush and trees.
But the question was had we ran from this location before?
Some say yes and some say nah
Some could also see the old Hash trail!
Mountie assured us this was indeed a virgin location...
Mountie was also a little assertive with regard to the length and quality of the run and the innocence of youth ensured Precious received a good tongue lashing from the Mountress when he made a complaint about the run.
The FOP O Metre was no available, so one of Dumb's big spanners had to be improvised for the central feature of the FOP O Metre. Mountie was therefore well and truly screwed.
Down downs involved....
No welcome backs or new runners
mmh memory fading cannot remember anything significant...
Tommy Half a Bar was there but did he tell any jokes?
Heavy and Shafted, GILF and Fluid Movement and Normal all had a good feed on the salad roles and fruit.
Next week is the long weekend for Australia day and Tommy Half a Bar is the Hare. The run will be from his house in Morrison's via Elaine...
God bless Nummy.
and yes they found it;
this was indeed a nice setting, lake, reeds blowing in the breeze, surrounded by native bush and trees.
But the question was had we ran from this location before?
Some say yes and some say nah
Some could also see the old Hash trail!
Mountie assured us this was indeed a virgin location...
Mountie was also a little assertive with regard to the length and quality of the run and the innocence of youth ensured Precious received a good tongue lashing from the Mountress when he made a complaint about the run.
The FOP O Metre was no available, so one of Dumb's big spanners had to be improvised for the central feature of the FOP O Metre. Mountie was therefore well and truly screwed.
Down downs involved....
No welcome backs or new runners
mmh memory fading cannot remember anything significant...
Tommy Half a Bar was there but did he tell any jokes?
Heavy and Shafted, GILF and Fluid Movement and Normal all had a good feed on the salad roles and fruit.
Next week is the long weekend for Australia day and Tommy Half a Bar is the Hare. The run will be from his house in Morrison's via Elaine...
God bless Nummy.
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