Oh boy, this was an extremely hot evening. The radiant heat from the Street increased the intensity... thank JeSOS we were not running in the bush cos of the fire danger.
The drink stop was held near Haemorrhoid's house and he was glad of a beer.
The FOP O Metre was drooping due to the heat so the run score was low...
JeSOS was back, no Hash gear, as was Rear Entry & Boot Rooter.
The Masturbate was back in Hash gear but no Normal.
Jack had the family together, and it was nice to meet Warricks children again as adults.
Pus Bucket told a joke
The BBQ had Danish ham steaks and they were good.
Many thanks for another enjoyable evening.
See you next week Russel Dam Creswick, bring the fly repelant your own grog and enjoy the great out doors. God bless Nummy
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Run 1644 Royal Mail Hotel Hare;Beer F-ck
This was a cold night for the first run in January for 2014 and all the Hasher's were shivering in the gusty cold wind.
The run took in the streets of Sebastopol and the ponds of the city waste.
JeSOS did not attend again this week so Dumber took on the role of Grand Master. There was a group, Bent Nose as the leader, who were chanting for Flo Jo to take on the role for the night ...
The meal came out before the Down, downs... in the Big Picture of life , is this significant... yes because Normal, Silic, Bad Hair Day and Rear Entry left before the Down, downs!
Beer Fuck did not excite the FOP O Metre to a high erect position but we did enjoy the the activity.
See you next week for the Danish Blue show at 9 Loch Street Ballarat.
God Bless Nummy
The run took in the streets of Sebastopol and the ponds of the city waste.
JeSOS did not attend again this week so Dumber took on the role of Grand Master. There was a group, Bent Nose as the leader, who were chanting for Flo Jo to take on the role for the night ...
The meal came out before the Down, downs... in the Big Picture of life , is this significant... yes because Normal, Silic, Bad Hair Day and Rear Entry left before the Down, downs!
Beer Fuck did not excite the FOP O Metre to a high erect position but we did enjoy the the activity.
See you next week for the Danish Blue show at 9 Loch Street Ballarat.
God Bless Nummy
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
Run 1643 1 Hunt Street Hare: Heavy
The last run for 2013...
This was a run with a difference co's it was on a Tuesday night. There were a small number of Hashers who attended this event.
Heavy set a breath taking run, down the creek and up on to Brown Hill. There were plenty of drink stops and we enjoyed the view.
Precious attempted the FOP O Metre but it just was'nt the same without Foppy.
Rowdy was anxious to organise the group and assumed the position of Sergeant at Arms... Dumber the Acting grand Master, did ask him though!
Warrick stepped in as the Grog Master as Ricky was unsure of what to do and Boot Rooter did a husky job as the Choir Master.
We had visiting Hashers from Makay - Oui Oui & Champion. They are travelling around Australia and had some good stories to tell.
The Down, downs were hard to come by with the small group, even Tommy Half A Bar didn't have a joke!
GILF and Teflon were stuck together but they look happy.
Beer Fucks younin was there sculling down the Mountain mist.
Heavy put on a good feed of pork and Brandied Oranges... very nice.
The light and sound show was very nice. Music supplied by Pauline and Lighting by Oui, Oui
Pauline was the last to leave... Hope 2014 brings health and prosperity to all the Sovereign Hash. God Bless Nummy
This was a run with a difference co's it was on a Tuesday night. There were a small number of Hashers who attended this event.
Heavy set a breath taking run, down the creek and up on to Brown Hill. There were plenty of drink stops and we enjoyed the view.
Precious attempted the FOP O Metre but it just was'nt the same without Foppy.
Rowdy was anxious to organise the group and assumed the position of Sergeant at Arms... Dumber the Acting grand Master, did ask him though!
Warrick stepped in as the Grog Master as Ricky was unsure of what to do and Boot Rooter did a husky job as the Choir Master.
We had visiting Hashers from Makay - Oui Oui & Champion. They are travelling around Australia and had some good stories to tell.
The Down, downs were hard to come by with the small group, even Tommy Half A Bar didn't have a joke!
GILF and Teflon were stuck together but they look happy.
Beer Fucks younin was there sculling down the Mountain mist.
Heavy put on a good feed of pork and Brandied Oranges... very nice.
The light and sound show was very nice. Music supplied by Pauline and Lighting by Oui, Oui
Pauline was the last to leave... Hope 2014 brings health and prosperity to all the Sovereign Hash. God Bless Nummy
Monday, December 23, 2013
Run 1642 Christmas Princes Street North Hare: Num & Dumb
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas to all our Hashing family. The night was fresh and dry just like the Christmas Pudding ...
There was a prayer to commence the run in honour of our leader JeSOS. The crowd was silent and respectful as the words were spoken...
JeSOS reponded with his usual expression "ok you *unts, lets get goin" and gesture, of hand to groin, scatch and a sniff!
The Hashers ran to the Eastern Station Hotel; this brought back memories of strippers and excitment for some of the old boys. Nummy made a "Lady" friend who knew her from another life!
Next we went to the Frieght hotel, a little up market but a good venue. Next was JD's Sports Bar but they closed the doors before we got there. Off down the road to Irish Murphy's and then to the back of Spartacus's shop for a beer and fininshed at the Battlers.
We sang Christmas corals all the way, which is always good fun. Road Runner was caught on camera at the Eureka flag. Hope he keeps his job.
GILF and Teflon have become engaged and GILF had the diamonds sparkling on her finger. The wedding date is set but the venue is still up in the air.
Squizzy was back, much to Mounties distain. She wanted him to set next weeks run.
Phuck wit Phil showed us his bum as did FOP... no, he proberly showed us a bit more. FOP enjoyed his Christmas spa and dressed in the possum coat to warm up.
A vote was taken to change Monday nights run to Tuesday, New Years eve. There are a number of poor soles not invited to the A listers New Years eve Bash, so changing Hash allowes them to be with friends, at Heavy's place, 1 Hunt Street on Tuesday the 31st. No hash on Monday 30th of December.
God bless you all see you on New Years Eve Nummy
There was a prayer to commence the run in honour of our leader JeSOS. The crowd was silent and respectful as the words were spoken...
JeSOS reponded with his usual expression "ok you *unts, lets get goin" and gesture, of hand to groin, scatch and a sniff!
The Hashers ran to the Eastern Station Hotel; this brought back memories of strippers and excitment for some of the old boys. Nummy made a "Lady" friend who knew her from another life!
Next we went to the Frieght hotel, a little up market but a good venue. Next was JD's Sports Bar but they closed the doors before we got there. Off down the road to Irish Murphy's and then to the back of Spartacus's shop for a beer and fininshed at the Battlers.
We sang Christmas corals all the way, which is always good fun. Road Runner was caught on camera at the Eureka flag. Hope he keeps his job.
GILF and Teflon have become engaged and GILF had the diamonds sparkling on her finger. The wedding date is set but the venue is still up in the air.
Squizzy was back, much to Mounties distain. She wanted him to set next weeks run.
Phuck wit Phil showed us his bum as did FOP... no, he proberly showed us a bit more. FOP enjoyed his Christmas spa and dressed in the possum coat to warm up.
A vote was taken to change Monday nights run to Tuesday, New Years eve. There are a number of poor soles not invited to the A listers New Years eve Bash, so changing Hash allowes them to be with friends, at Heavy's place, 1 Hunt Street on Tuesday the 31st. No hash on Monday 30th of December.
God bless you all see you on New Years Eve Nummy
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Run 1641 Durham Street Hare: Spencer Hocking
This was the pre Australia day run and we were all decked out in our patriotic gear. The run was long and hot, and we were gagging for the drink stop which took for ever to reach.
The Grand Master again chose a want to be committee stand in Normal, who accused Rowdy of preventing RMIT from attending. But we all know she just did not want to see that poor old gay guy again!
We had a number of welcome backs for Pebbles, Warrick, Errol, Fluid Movement and Rats Arse. We also had a new runner Mother Fuckers Brother.
The down downs acknowledged Puss Buckets birthday and his love for Mountie.
Pus Bucket also reminded Sili unt, Rear Entry and Bad Hair Day that if it was 1788 and the current Prime minister was in charge they may not have made it to the lucky shores of Australia!
Road Runner has made 700 runs and recounted the number of runs per wife!
There were a few jokes told by Tommy Half a Bar, Fascinator and Mountie, which were funny.
The FOP O Metre looked weary but came up on command and gave a very high score...
There was a scull of between Warrick, Sorry, jack, JeSOS and Flo Jo... JeSOS won with Sorry a close second... The years have had their mark on Warrick!
The spit roast was delicious and a good night was had by all. God bless see you next week for the Christmas run at 6 princes Street North. Bring some beer for the Pub crawl.
The Grand Master again chose a want to be committee stand in Normal, who accused Rowdy of preventing RMIT from attending. But we all know she just did not want to see that poor old gay guy again!
We had a number of welcome backs for Pebbles, Warrick, Errol, Fluid Movement and Rats Arse. We also had a new runner Mother Fuckers Brother.
The down downs acknowledged Puss Buckets birthday and his love for Mountie.
Pus Bucket also reminded Sili unt, Rear Entry and Bad Hair Day that if it was 1788 and the current Prime minister was in charge they may not have made it to the lucky shores of Australia!
Road Runner has made 700 runs and recounted the number of runs per wife!
There were a few jokes told by Tommy Half a Bar, Fascinator and Mountie, which were funny.
The FOP O Metre looked weary but came up on command and gave a very high score...
There was a scull of between Warrick, Sorry, jack, JeSOS and Flo Jo... JeSOS won with Sorry a close second... The years have had their mark on Warrick!
The spit roast was delicious and a good night was had by all. God bless see you next week for the Christmas run at 6 princes Street North. Bring some beer for the Pub crawl.
Run 1640 Nugetty Dam Hare: Little Evil
Well I did not attend this event but the feedback suggests the weather was fine, no rain, the BBQ was delicious and the fire warm, if not illegal.
Please note this run was in the BUSH!
See you next week at Spencer Hockings and Rats Arse in Durham street
God Bless Nummy
Please note this run was in the BUSH!
See you next week at Spencer Hockings and Rats Arse in Durham street
God Bless Nummy
Run 1639 Titanic Bandstand Sturt Street Hare: Normal
This was the hottest Monday night in Ballarat for a very long time and many of the Hashers were feeling the heat. The run was therefore a challenge, up a number of hills, on the hot pathment and 2 drink stops, one with lollies and musket (Bad choice on hot night), and one with ice cold Crownies.
The FOP O Metre flopped around a bit and came to rest at a very low point for the two old boys Masterbate and Normal.
The down downs had a focus on the old Billy Goat who has ran a significant number of trails in his day. He got the Prick of the week and could not empty his balls, mmmh he is getting on in years.
Mrs Dickhead was charged for her Farting efforts and Mountie for her blind enthusiasm on the push bike. Criss Cross was counting the number of sexual encounters which may have happened on the weekend and Spartagus for hoping he may have encountered one by the dam. By the way we think GILF and Heavy were in the numbers, not together!
Ttidy tiling is tring to become Tidy Greens Televison, Rear Entry has refused the take over.
Little Evil was the sergeant again, and did a fair job but there was a fair amount of frivology during the Down, downs which was difficult to controll.
The FOP O Metre flopped around a bit and came to rest at a very low point for the two old boys Masterbate and Normal.
The down downs had a focus on the old Billy Goat who has ran a significant number of trails in his day. He got the Prick of the week and could not empty his balls, mmmh he is getting on in years.
Mrs Dickhead was charged for her Farting efforts and Mountie for her blind enthusiasm on the push bike. Criss Cross was counting the number of sexual encounters which may have happened on the weekend and Spartagus for hoping he may have encountered one by the dam. By the way we think GILF and Heavy were in the numbers, not together!
Ttidy tiling is tring to become Tidy Greens Televison, Rear Entry has refused the take over.
Little Evil was the sergeant again, and did a fair job but there was a fair amount of frivology during the Down, downs which was difficult to controll.
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