This was the pre Australia day run and we were all decked out in our patriotic gear. The run was long and hot, and we were gagging for the drink stop which took for ever to reach.
The Grand Master again chose a want to be committee stand in Normal, who accused Rowdy of preventing RMIT from attending. But we all know she just did not want to see that poor old gay guy again!
We had a number of welcome backs for Pebbles, Warrick, Errol, Fluid Movement and Rats Arse. We also had a new runner Mother Fuckers Brother.
The down downs acknowledged Puss Buckets birthday and his love for Mountie.
Pus Bucket also reminded Sili unt, Rear Entry and Bad Hair Day that if it was 1788 and the current Prime minister was in charge they may not have made it to the lucky shores of Australia!
Road Runner has made 700 runs and recounted the number of runs per wife!
There were a few jokes told by Tommy Half a Bar, Fascinator and Mountie, which were funny.
The FOP O Metre looked weary but came up on command and gave a very high score...
There was a scull of between Warrick, Sorry, jack, JeSOS and Flo Jo... JeSOS won with Sorry a close second... The years have had their mark on Warrick!
The spit roast was delicious and a good night was had by all. God bless see you next week for the Christmas run at 6 princes Street North. Bring some beer for the Pub crawl.
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Run 1640 Nugetty Dam Hare: Little Evil
Well I did not attend this event but the feedback suggests the weather was fine, no rain, the BBQ was delicious and the fire warm, if not illegal.
Please note this run was in the BUSH!
See you next week at Spencer Hockings and Rats Arse in Durham street
God Bless Nummy
Please note this run was in the BUSH!
See you next week at Spencer Hockings and Rats Arse in Durham street
God Bless Nummy
Run 1639 Titanic Bandstand Sturt Street Hare: Normal
This was the hottest Monday night in Ballarat for a very long time and many of the Hashers were feeling the heat. The run was therefore a challenge, up a number of hills, on the hot pathment and 2 drink stops, one with lollies and musket (Bad choice on hot night), and one with ice cold Crownies.
The FOP O Metre flopped around a bit and came to rest at a very low point for the two old boys Masterbate and Normal.
The down downs had a focus on the old Billy Goat who has ran a significant number of trails in his day. He got the Prick of the week and could not empty his balls, mmmh he is getting on in years.
Mrs Dickhead was charged for her Farting efforts and Mountie for her blind enthusiasm on the push bike. Criss Cross was counting the number of sexual encounters which may have happened on the weekend and Spartagus for hoping he may have encountered one by the dam. By the way we think GILF and Heavy were in the numbers, not together!
Ttidy tiling is tring to become Tidy Greens Televison, Rear Entry has refused the take over.
Little Evil was the sergeant again, and did a fair job but there was a fair amount of frivology during the Down, downs which was difficult to controll.
The FOP O Metre flopped around a bit and came to rest at a very low point for the two old boys Masterbate and Normal.
The down downs had a focus on the old Billy Goat who has ran a significant number of trails in his day. He got the Prick of the week and could not empty his balls, mmmh he is getting on in years.
Mrs Dickhead was charged for her Farting efforts and Mountie for her blind enthusiasm on the push bike. Criss Cross was counting the number of sexual encounters which may have happened on the weekend and Spartagus for hoping he may have encountered one by the dam. By the way we think GILF and Heavy were in the numbers, not together!
Ttidy tiling is tring to become Tidy Greens Televison, Rear Entry has refused the take over.
Little Evil was the sergeant again, and did a fair job but there was a fair amount of frivology during the Down, downs which was difficult to controll.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Run 1638 Schoolies Run Yatch Club Hare: Candida
Schoools out for summa,
Schools out for EVER,
yeah we tried to pretend we had just finished school.... only RMIT could pull it off, or at least all the old Hashers were hoping she would.
Rowdy frocked up with suspender stockings, FOP, Mrs D, Donuts, Lois Lane, Mountie and maybe some others dressed in their school gear and looked a treat.
The run was good short and hard like Bahh/Bar Liqueur/Licker likes her men...
There were activities back on the shore. Kayaking races, drinking racers and pass the life saver which Boot Rooter has not recovered from cos he passed his life saver to RMIT. Speaking of attractive young woman there was another... cannot remember her name, (a work mate of Road Runner), who attempted to take her cloths off... or did Boot Rooter imagined this!
The Down, downs included Happy Birthday to Nummy, the three musketeers, JeSOS and many, many more...
Little Evil was the Sergeant, he did not put on the Blue Coat.... but proved he has the quick whit of his Father and Uncle.
The pasta meal was filling (not gourmet) and Little Evil cut his finger...
The night and venue were great, thanks Candida
Se you next week, in town, no BBQ
God Bless you all love Nummy
Schools out for EVER,
yeah we tried to pretend we had just finished school.... only RMIT could pull it off, or at least all the old Hashers were hoping she would.
Rowdy frocked up with suspender stockings, FOP, Mrs D, Donuts, Lois Lane, Mountie and maybe some others dressed in their school gear and looked a treat.
The run was good short and hard like Bahh/Bar Liqueur/Licker likes her men...
There were activities back on the shore. Kayaking races, drinking racers and pass the life saver which Boot Rooter has not recovered from cos he passed his life saver to RMIT. Speaking of attractive young woman there was another... cannot remember her name, (a work mate of Road Runner), who attempted to take her cloths off... or did Boot Rooter imagined this!
The Down, downs included Happy Birthday to Nummy, the three musketeers, JeSOS and many, many more...
Little Evil was the Sergeant, he did not put on the Blue Coat.... but proved he has the quick whit of his Father and Uncle.
The pasta meal was filling (not gourmet) and Little Evil cut his finger...
The night and venue were great, thanks Candida
Se you next week, in town, no BBQ
God Bless you all love Nummy
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Run 1636 Queens Head Hotel Hare: JeSOS
This run was set in the fabulous East and you know how much the Hasher's love this area, fields of our childhood! The night was cold and the rain was drizzling as we set off through the back lanes and over the raailway line to the drink stop at JeSOS's house. We all admired the tiling...
The FOP O Metre could not compete with the young virility of JeSOS, so did not reach any great hights.
Back at the pub we had the Down downs. Dumber ordered 7 jugs so we sang quiet a few times, give us an aaaA.
There were some significant runs, Rowdy assumed the position of Sergeant again even though he is not on the committee. Normal was vying for a committee job but did nothing but drool over RMIT.
RMIT got a few Down downs. Masturbater thought she was competing at South Street because her make up was so perfect... she is studying beauty therapy. I (Nummy) was happy cos the Hasher's thought RMIT and I were twins!
Tommy told a joke about Sternums and scrotum's, he was a bit confused... poor sheep at crutching time.
Bad Hair day told a funny joke.
The illegally named "Juicy'' was back.
The meal was OK and the wine was expensive, but as usual we had a good night.
See the photos and videos on the members site. Many thanks to Mrs Dickhead who is the new "Hash Flash".
Next weeks run is out in the bush, yeah, at Donuts place. The run is through the state forest so should be great. god bless you all Nummy.
The FOP O Metre could not compete with the young virility of JeSOS, so did not reach any great hights.
Back at the pub we had the Down downs. Dumber ordered 7 jugs so we sang quiet a few times, give us an aaaA.
There were some significant runs, Rowdy assumed the position of Sergeant again even though he is not on the committee. Normal was vying for a committee job but did nothing but drool over RMIT.
RMIT got a few Down downs. Masturbater thought she was competing at South Street because her make up was so perfect... she is studying beauty therapy. I (Nummy) was happy cos the Hasher's thought RMIT and I were twins!
Tommy told a joke about Sternums and scrotum's, he was a bit confused... poor sheep at crutching time.
Bad Hair day told a funny joke.
The illegally named "Juicy'' was back.
The meal was OK and the wine was expensive, but as usual we had a good night.
See the photos and videos on the members site. Many thanks to Mrs Dickhead who is the new "Hash Flash".
Next weeks run is out in the bush, yeah, at Donuts place. The run is through the state forest so should be great. god bless you all Nummy.
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Run 1635 Melbourne Cup East point Cricket Club Rooms Hare: Glider
The annual Melbourne cup run hosted by Glider was held at the Golden Point Cricket clubs rooms. This was a new venue for the event and although smaller it was a adequate.
The run was well set and this is to be expected co's Glider has set many runs for the Hash house harriers. The FOP O Metre was out and Glider was a firm favourite to reach the high point of the year.
Lois Lane had her merkin fluffed up for a couple of Christenings. First up was Sherry who is now Baah Liqueur and Matt is now Fascinator.
The most racers for the night was won by JeSOS, and the betting by Tommy Half a Bar.
Lois won fashion on the fields but FOP came a close second.
See you next week at the Queens Head Hotel and the Hare is JeSOS.
The run was well set and this is to be expected co's Glider has set many runs for the Hash house harriers. The FOP O Metre was out and Glider was a firm favourite to reach the high point of the year.
Lois Lane had her merkin fluffed up for a couple of Christenings. First up was Sherry who is now Baah Liqueur and Matt is now Fascinator.
The most racers for the night was won by JeSOS, and the betting by Tommy Half a Bar.
Lois won fashion on the fields but FOP came a close second.
See you next week at the Queens Head Hotel and the Hare is JeSOS.
Sunday, November 3, 2013
28th October Black Tie Night
Wow this was a great night, we had lots of fun. Every one looked fabulous, well the girls did.
Andie was back and played some great music.
Mountie had her crutch on display, what was that rolled up thing in her panties?
The rabbit pie nearly chocked me but Lois Lane saved me by giving me a big tongue kiss.
Mrs D had her air bags out and up, she looked great.
The bus trip home was stimulating for most of us and we arrived home in one piece.
Thanks to the committee for putting on such a fun evening.
Next week is the Melbourne Cup at the golden point cricket club.
God bless you all Nummy
Andie was back and played some great music.
Mountie had her crutch on display, what was that rolled up thing in her panties?
The rabbit pie nearly chocked me but Lois Lane saved me by giving me a big tongue kiss.
Mrs D had her air bags out and up, she looked great.
The bus trip home was stimulating for most of us and we arrived home in one piece.
Thanks to the committee for putting on such a fun evening.
Next week is the Melbourne Cup at the golden point cricket club.
God bless you all Nummy
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