Run 1605 AGM Queens Head Hotel Hare Chicken Master

1605 AGM Queens Head Hotel Hare Chicken Master

The last run of the chicken coop was held in the fabulous east, with the Chicken Master taking us on a run through the creeks and bushland along the Yarrowee creek. Dumb got separated from the mob and ended up in the creek. The railway crossing proved difficult but eventually the gates went up and the run continued. The Drink stop was at Rear Entries shop and the Down downs were held at the chicken Master roost.

Sil unt was in good form telling some funny jokes. There were some visitors, Danish Blue and Roo boy or some such and Stubby and light fingers which was nice. SS was whinging about getting old no sorry, that it was getting cold....

The grand Chicken Master set the scene for the announcement of the new grant master.

Shafted, Num Num and Hymen were the favorites and were presented to Mountie who was to choose who would be the grand master. After a lot of crutch rubbing, particularly with Num, the Chicken master intervened and revealed the new Grand Master for 2013 -2014 Ballarat Hash house harriers....

The members were shaking their members with anticipation...

He revealed... OMG... no JESOS.... pause... OMG... no .the second coming of JESOS...

 WHAT ... SOS , 2 years in a row aaaaahhhh

will there be a revolt, coup, over throw.....????

...what the hell if he wants to do it again... Praise be to JESOS

The Disciples or should I say Diciples were revealed.... (See Committee list)

again praise be to JESOS!

The meal was at the Queens Head and was very delicious...

see you next week at Gliders run at the Bunch of Grapes

Love and Clucking Nummy

Run 1604 Easter Monday Five Ways Hare Rowdy

1604 Easter Monday Five Ways Hare Rowdy

Well what is this ... the second police raid of the Chicken Hash!

Who was yelling for help?

The Boys in blue checked the book for any missing Hashers and known criminals in our club.

The Bill tried to bond being a former plod but was rejected.

The run was good and all Hashers were accounted for and no one was missing.

Down downs were in the dark so who knows who got one?

The soft cocks went to the Top of Eureka, while the hard cocks or was it the tight cocks, ate in the bush.

See you next week at the AGM, the last night of the Chicken Hash.... who will it be?

Love & Clucking Nummy

1603 Slatey Creek hare Drambuie (Midnights Run)

1603 Slatey Creek hare Drambuie (Midnights Run)

This is an annual run in memory of Midnight who perished some 20 years ago... maybe 30? not sure how, if anyone wants to clarify please do!

The hare set a great run, and traditionally, the last run in the bush before the end of daylight saving. The wild life was plentiful with Foxes, Wallabies/kangaroos and an echidna sited.

Doggy Bag set the tone of the Down, Downs and all the dogs in the vicinity were holding their ears. mmmh and the spiders were also disturbed!

There was some young blood at the run with Prue, Camilla and Jack off enjoying the night. This young blood revitalised a couple of the old Hashers, unfortunately no hope for Dumber, even his 90 year old mother thinks he is getting old.

Shafted was splendid in his blue coat and was very entertaining. Mountie presented a limerick in honour of Midnight.

The BBQ was cooked by the Sill unt ... My god, that man eats sausages straight from the BBQ (Hot).

The camp fire created a warm ambiance and OMG, the night went on past 2130hrs... in fact 2300hrs... lots of singing and frivolity.

It was a most entertaining and enjoyable event. See you next year Drambuie!

Next week is Easter Monday, so what ever...

See you at the AGM (Who will it Be..) at the fantastic Queens Head Hotel. Lets hope the beer is poured with a smile...

Love & Clucking Nummy

1602 Awards Night

1602 Awards Night

The awards night was held at the Grapes Hotel with the big man Normal setting the run.

The meal was a bargain and good pub fare.

The awards were awarded to GILF, Spartacus, Shafted, Criss Cross , FOP mmh not sure who else.

All in all, a fair effort for the awards night...

Will the Grand Master, who ever it is, put in a bigger effort for the awards next year...

Love and Clucking Nummy

1601 Little Bendigo Primary School -Hare Squizzy

1601 Little Bendigo Primary School -Hare Squizzy

Another very hot evening for a run in Beautiful Ballarat. Squizzy did all the right things and the Little Bendigo Primary School was a good venue particularly as Spencer Hocking was back in town.

The run was in the bush and again this week very up hill and rough terrain in the hot weather. Flo Jo took her time coming down the hills after her recent fracture while Pus Bucket did some fancy stunt riding down one steep decent on his push bike. By all accounts his dismount was very skillful and he received no obvious injuries.

Mrs Dickhead and Num Num again took the long, short cut and nearly perished but luckily the drink stop was stumbled upon with only seconds to expiry from the exhaustion.

The Grandmaster was in good form and yippee Hymen was back.

The Witches Coven was in full swing during the down downs (Sorry, Flo Jo & Prue)
hee, hee, hee

Beavan got the first Prick of the Week and displayed excellent swallowing form (just like his mother). Criss Cross also got the Big Prick of the Week for getting us run outta Clunes Town a couple of runs ago. He had to wait a week because he got lost in Creswick with the cutlery and plates.

Spencer Hocking was back to screw the run ... no Beer Squizzy, shame, shame

Pus Bucket was the stand in Sergeant, no blue coat but he did a fine job.

The food was a BBQ... poor maintenance of the Hash BBQ resulted in a slow cooked meal.

WHO is RESPONSIBLE for the Hash BBQ?

All ended well, great night organised by the wizard of organisation SQUIZZY, thanks mate

Next weeks run is the Awards night so bring them back if you have one. Normals the Hare and its at the Grapes Hotel

Remember the AGM is comming, Dont be fooled ... Who is it????

Love & Clucking Nummy

 

1600 Cosgrove Reservoir Creswick - Hare GILF

1600 Cosgrove Reservoir Creswick - Hare GILF

This was a fantastic venue, out in the bush land of Creswick. The directions were good and most of the Hashers arrived at the designated time. Squizzy drove backwards but I think that's just him!

The weather was hot and the run was  very physical. Through the bush, up hills and down again. It was well marked with toilet paper and flour but Lucky Beer Fuck had his GPS to ensure we got completely lost trying to short cut.

Rowdys friend Prue was back for another run and so was Shaun and Esmay. The big fella Heavy was there also. Great to have them back. Hymen, Shafted and Spencer were away. We miss you.

There were a few stand ins, and very few Chicken hats. Bent Nose and Max were standing in for the Sergeant... no Blue coat this time. Mountie screwed the run and Bevan was wearing the Grand Masters coat, not sure why?

The down downs were completed well before the food was ready. Mountie was very happy.

Pus Bucket and Mountie celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary during the week, congratulations, what a good effort.

The food was good and GILF did a great job.

The Chicken Master is wanting to do back to back years as Grand Master... this may not be so bad!

The usual banter has started WHO will be the new grand master?????? only time will tell...

Remember the AGM is on April fools day, Sooooo dont be fooled!

Next week is Squizzies run at Little Bendigo Primary school. See you there
Love and Clucking Nummy.

1599 Clunes Hotel Clunes Hare Criss Cross

1599 Clunes Hotel Clunes Hare Criss Cross

OMG

The weather was against the Hashers with torrential rain and thunder.

On the way to the venue Dumb had to rescue Mountie and Pus Bucket from the storm.

The thunder knocked out the electricity supply to Clunes.

The pub had no power so closed for the night.

Unfortunately this was after the run had started and keys, bags, cloths and the salads for the BBQ were locked in the pub.

The venue was changed to the rotunda up the road and across from the pub. Shafted and Pus Bucket were selling warm beer at very cheap rates.

Mary had planted a big black spider on Rear Entries windcheater but Shafted, being the protector of all living things, flicked it to the ground before it could bite. This spider is now living in Clunes... poor thing, it now has 9 legs.

Not sure what happened on the run but all runners appeared suitably breathless and found their way back to the drink stop without too much trouble, as the markings were washed away.

The BBQ was fired up early just like the beautiful publican, but I will discuss that in the next paragraph. Sausages and pork spare ribs... yummy. Made the down downs much more palatable.

The Sargent at arms was in good form in his beautiful blue coat. The Choir Master and the Screw were away so there were stand ins... lets hope the others are back next week.

Well back to the publican cos I am running out of time... she called the police because we offended her... Sergeant in the beautiful blue coat made some comment about Miss Clunes

SOOOoooo
we were given half an hour to get outta town...

Criss Cross, this is a habit for your runs.. Banned again, so for those who brought along their Banjos lucky you didn't play cos we may have had more of the locals to contend with!

Next weeks run is at a reservoir in Creswick and the Hare is Gilf. That's all I know??????

Love and Clucking NUMMy