1598 Calambeen Park Creswick: Cricket match Hare Pus Bucket

1598 Calambeen Park Creswick: Cricket match Hare Pus Bucket

This is a classic event arranged by the master of all things Crickety:Pus Bucket

The venue was great, with the lake and fisherman strategically place around the edge.

SS became extremely excited at the sight of the other fishermen and after the run dressed up in his fly fishing garb (OMG) and took his position on the edge. He didn't catch anything!

Back to the run .. now did I mention that the night was hot, sooo the run was difficult with the majority of runners short cutting, leaving Mountie and Hymen to complete the entire run together..., alone. Both were hot and sweaty and lept into the lake to cool down on their return... mmmh did Mountie finally get her wish with Hymen?

Now the cricket match was sensational.
The crowd were gripped by the high standard of batting and bowling displayed by all participants, with the winners of the match decided by a sudden death play off. Masturbater and Glider only lost the match by a heart beat! Thank goodness their hearts were still beating; what with the heat, cos if you consider, the combined approximate ages of the teams were 50 against 136 years. Anyway Chicken master, any win is a good win, so congratulations to you and Hymen;That's two in a row for the Chicken Master...

Mountie made scrumptious salad and meat rolls and a delicious carrot cake with her own tiny hands. The left overs were taken by the Chicken Master for his lunch the next day. Waste not want not!

Overall another sensational classic cricket event, well done Pus Bucket.

Next week Criss Cross run at the Clunes Pub... bring your Banjo's, for the dual...
Love and Clucking Nummy

1597 Delacombe Park Hare Pebbles

1597 Delacombe Park Hare Pebbles

Didn't go because I was sick. So if anyone has anything to say about this run please do.

Otherwise it was a good run from a new location by Pebbles, screwed admirably by Spence, but why did he leave the condom on the ground for FOP to notice? Charges were from the back verandah of the change rooms, not the pub, which confused and chilled a few people. Welcomes back to the Hare(s), also Heavy and Doggy Bags.

See you next week, SNAG is doing his wonderful, classical Cricket Run from Calambeen Park in Creswick. See you all there.

Love and Clucking Nummy

1596 Kiwi Day Hare Spencer Hocking

1596 Kiwi Day Hare Spencer Hocking

The night was hot and the flies were assisting us to see the trail by trying to open our eye lids.

Great run, went for kilometres. I actually thought I was running over to Kiwi land, but no, we were close, it was only B.P's house for the drink stop!

There were no fush and chups or Hangi for us to enjoy on Kiwi day however the meal was a delicious spit roast. Heaps and heaps of meat. Normal and Sil unt were satiated, this is rare or was the meat rare?

The lamingtons were home made by Rats Arse, who incidentally, always enjoys a good Hash night of entertainment!

Unfortunately I am having trouble accessing the Internet so my blogging is a little behind, (Like mine) so I cannot remember the funny down downs, but believe me, they were Hilarious !

Next week is a run in Delacombe with Pebbles ... be there or go swimming.

Love and Clucking Nummy

1595 Australia Day Hare Lois Lane

1595 Australia Day Hare Lois Lane

What's this, the Kiwi hosted the Australia Day run and next week the Aussie is hosting the Kiwi day run.... mmh

Well I did not attend this run in protest, so if anyone wants to add something feel free!

Aw... Not really, I did a pub crawl with a few other hashers on our bikes (hic) and could not ride all the way out to Lois Lanes, (hic)

So see you next week is at Spencer Hocking's for the Kiwi day run...

Love and clucking Nummy

1594 Dollys Road Morrison, Hare 1/2 Bar, birthday & 1000th run celebration

1594 Dollys Road Morrison, Hare 1/2 Bar, birthday & 1000th run celebration.

We all met at the City oval Hotel to have an exciting ride on Wayne's party bus;coloured streamers, beer and a sexy little hostess accompanied us for the trip. Wayne had some special instructions - DON'T THROW CANS OUT THE WINDOW, all Hashers took heed and not one can left the bus via the window.

The run was long and I think the trail was set in sheep dung... well there was a lot of it around. We ended up at the cemetery where we all payed out respects to 1/2 a Bra, we miss you Joy, you were a special Hasher; and you made lots of great salads!

There were members of the Geelong Hash and a Brisbane Hasher and Carpet Burns and Doggy Bags arrived too which made the run very special. Also there were some friends of 1/2 Bar who did not pay... please see Candida!

Spartacus won the raffle, congrats Hass.

The Grand Master and the Sargent in his splendid Blue coat had trouble controlling the group with a background of 100 barking dogs and Hashers having their own private conversations. The down downs went on and on and on and so did the dogs!

1/2 a Bar was very moist by the end of the night, and Dan, Dan, the Tusker man did not let us down and was intoxicated.

On the bus and home, no streamers but the Hostess was still there, all good and lots of fun.

Next weeks run is confusing as it is the Australia day run but is being held by a Kiwi; and the next week is Kiwi day and is being held by an Aussie... go figure?

See you all next week in your Aussie apparel, lots of love and clucking Nummy.

1593 - Hare S.S

1593 - Hare S.S

Did not attend this run so if anyone would like to contribute please feel free. I expect it was a well organised and fun night.

Love & Clucking Nummy

1592 Hunt street Hare, Heavy.

1592 Hunt street Hare, Heavy.

Thank heavens Heavy painted the thing in the middle of his drive way white as Dummer tripped on it again...! We ran around some where, I think up black hill, which was hot and dusty and we were all bugged; but as I am writing this blog some weeks later I cannot remember much of what happened!

I know the mussels were bearded, no, de bearded and the mussel stew was delicious, many thanks for the night Heavy, I had a good time.

Next weeks run is S.S's with the on after at top of Eureka. I will be on holidays in Queenscliff so hope you all have a good run and enjoy the pizza

Love & clucking Nummy