1591 New Years Run, Hare the Dickheads at their place.

1591 New Years Run, Hare the Dickheads at their place.

Goodbye 2012 and bring on the new year 2013.

A small crowd of Hashers gathered to welcome in the new year. The run was a nice lumber through Victoria park and surrounds. The Dickheads cooked up a great Indian feed which mixed with beer allowed for a gaseous atmosphere to welcome in the New Year. Even the dogs were having issues and Beer Fucks littlin found out that dog shit spreads very easily from the foot!

Next weeks run is in Hunt street and the Hare is Heavy. see you there,

Love and Clucking Nummy

1590 Christmas Run, Dum & Num

1590 Christmas Run, Dum & Num

Merry Christmas and farewell to 111 Webster street. This was the last run at the big house and the large spacial garden where many a Hasher has partied over the years... we never found Mrs Dickheads teeth... and who stole old Henry's P.J's... S.S?

Any way the run and carol singing was outstanding and for a short time Mounties dreams came true as Puss Bucket turned into Hymen!

More Wood returned for the run after a couple of years in absence, it was good to see the big fella again. Everyone enjoyed the B.B.Q and the plum pudding was fantastic.

All had a good time and are now ready to enjoy the festive period with friends and family.

Next run will be New Years Eave at the Dickheads. Lots of love and clucking Nummy.

1589 THE ROYAL OAK Hotel, sponsored by tidy tiling.

bring a friend day at THE ROYAL OAK Hotel, sponsored by tidy tiling.

Yes, this was bring a friend night but there were more relatives than friends in attendance. What does this say about the Hash? Normal brought no one - no relatives or friends.

Tommy Half a Bar, ran in a sheep skin with a blow up sheep strapped, in-appropriately, to his body, co's it was his 1000th run. Barr, Barr

The run was short and many of the new guests were expecting more of a challenging run and were also surprised by the length of time spent at the drink stop... drinking alcohol.

All the guests got a drink, and Dan, Dan the Tusker man and for a brief moment did not have an alcoholic drink in his hand, shame ,shame. Mountie had a birthday, so got a drink. Lucky as this reminded Pus Bucket of this momentous event.

The Grand Masters lady made a brief appearance but was too embarrassed to stay as a friend for the night... delivered the salads and the food was again yummy, cooked by the old BBQ dog Sill unt.

Next week is the last Christmas run from 111 Webster street, so dress for the festive season and bring your singing voice as the traditional Christmas caroling will be the main event. You may need to bring a chair as most chairs and tables have been sold.... see you there, love and clucking Nummy

1588 3/12/12 Peady St Reserve. Hare Bad Hair Day

1588 3/12/12 Peady St Reserve. Hare Bad Hair Day

The Peady reserve was a great venue with a small group of Hashes in attendance. The hare had forgotten the season and didn't get a fire permit!

...but he could be forgiven as the weather was appalling... very cold, windy and fine mist of rain .... burrrr

The run was good, up and down hills, through bushland and building sites and it was in the beautiful East.

We had some new runners attend from Russia, they are moving to Ballarat in the next few months. They were very happy to join in but could not stay for the on after so left the drink stop early... unfortunately they got lost and arrived back at the reserve about 10 minutes after all the Hashes returned....

The Sargent informed us that the duck died... very sad. The Masturbater gave us a lesson on the birds in the reserve...

The Dickhead prodigy were in attendance and the Little Ranger was wanting a crap, his parents were ignoring him, unfortunately the rest of us couldn't, phew...

Due to fire restrictions Sill unt cooked the BBQ on the back of the trailer. Hymen was not there, sob, sob... and it was revealed the Grand Chicken Master thinks he is running an all male hash... well this is what he has told his lady...

The evening was very cold and I am unable to remember anything else significant so thanks Bad Hair Day, the food was yummy.

Now next week is bring a friend day at THE ROYAL OAK Hotel, sponsored again by tidy tiling.
(Bring a friend or go home without one). The are special events planned and great surprises in store for all and sundry. Be there with a friend on December 10th.

Love and clucking Nummy

1587 26/11/12 East Point Bowling Club - Schoolies run - Hare Candida

1587 26/11/12 East Point Bowling Club - Schoolies run - Hare Candida

All the Hashers had gone through their cupboards and dusted off the old school uniforms. The run was a challenge of mind and spirit (alcoholic), with no identifiable trail. The Hashers attended several fine public houses where you were provided with a drink if you could complete the task. Not sure who won, but we understand that spelling is an issue for some of the younger Hashers.

On arrival back at the venue a drinking game was introduced - Heads or tails, strip or scull...

Candida the old dog displayed yet again her skill at swallowing beer... beat Nummy by minutes, tick tick. Candida also told a joke which cut Tommy Half a Bar out. The moral of the story is Australian men do like tie women.

The masturbater did a bit of wild life rescue of a tiny Duck. Shafted took it home, fingers crossed it will survive. The Squizzly did attempt to crush it in the beautiful blue jacket Sargent's.

The Grand Chicken master gave the Hashers a demonstration of Tidy Tiling... poor bugger doing that on your hands and knees all day...

Dinner was a BBQ which was delicious, Silli unt, had the night off.

Next weeks run sounds complicated so read the previous blog by Rowdy for instructions.

As usual, Love and Clucking Nummy.

1585 State Forest Road - Hare Donuts

1585 State Forest Road - Hare Donuts

Wow what a great run, Hashes were again out in the bush, the air was fresh with just a hint of breeze. A couple of enthusiastic Hashes (Rowdy & the Bill) took the long way to the drink stop, but there was plenty of drinks to share.

The down downs were held back at Donuts place with a raging fire, which was fantastic. The beer was the last of Fop home brew (2011) which made the Hash Cash very happy. Normal was back and ensured his friends Masturbate & Cris Cross got a drink.

Silli unt was away so Hymen was the BBQ cook. My goodness, Hymens meat great , .. and we all got a piece! ... and the salads were also sensational and plenty for all, thanks big fella Donuts.

Actually the group was small and nothing else major happened.

See you all at next weeks Black tie event. Bus is booked and leaving City Oval at 6pm sharp......

Love & clucking Nummy

1584 6/11/12 Melbourne Cup - Hare Glider

1584 6/11/12 Melbourne Cup - Hare Glider

The Ballarat Hash House Harriers "Riversgate Wines" Cup was again held at the East Point Club rooms and a good field of runners were present. Glider, the well trusted organiser of this annual event did not let the attending crowd down, and the event was a success.

The track for the first run was wet and the pack found the course difficult to navigate due to the wet conditions washing away most of the markings. The new young runner Bevan (Fop/Dickhead creation) did not understand the rules of hash and attempted to race some of the old Hashers. Candida reminded the youngster of the follies of racing via visual scars..... (Dumb Dog)!

Several races were held over the night with a good number of punters. The main race, the "Riversgate Wines Cup" was contested by a big field and the overall winner was Spartacus. This dark horse had not raced before at East point. He was carrying less weight than most of the field and with his long legs, a placing was a certainty. His trainer Pus Bucket was pleased with the win and stated most of the credit for Spartacus's success was due to some hard drinking at the J.D stable and some long bush rides leading up to the cup.

The Fashions on the field was well patronised by the beautiful fillies, the judge John Cotter was under pressure to come up with a winner, particularly as K.F.C was in the parade, but you guessed it, the old chicken blogger Nummy won. The out fit was a creation based on the Chicken theme with a feathered tickler head piece.

Tommy half a Bar again wanted to tell a joke...(When will this man learn?) but could not remember the joke!

The food was good and there was plenty for everyone to fill up on! Great event Glider....go Green Moon....

Love and Clucking nummy