Spectacle of the Year - Squizzy
Tight Arse of the Year - Bubba
Piss Pot of the Year - Donuts
Black Kettle Award - Dribbles n' Shoots
Shit House Run of the Year - Beer Phuck
Shit Hot Run of the Year - Num Num and Dumb and Dumber
Ah-So Green Sock Award - Rowdy
Dummy Spitters of the Year - Cleavage, The Bill, Half a Bar, Rowdy and Masta Bait.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Run 1392 Buningyong Golf Club
Hi Everyone
Thanks Penny Farthing for another great run & meal. Ok so it wasn't 12kms & flat as she stated, maybe a bit shorter & hillier but challenging none the less.
There was plenty of meat & a huge salad. Can't ask for more than that.
We welcomed back the newly weds Jethro & Bear Box, who was rechristened Sloppy Box for the night, & then they were both re-rechristened some other medical name which eludes me at the moment.
The only significant run was D & D - 6 ate 9. (689 for the slow ones).
Thank you to Moose Burger for stepping in as Grog Master & Easy Ride as Choir Master. For a new comer Easy Ride got all the names correct which is more than I can say for some of the regulars. Not to mention any names Rear Entry.
Just as the night was winding up Rowdy stepped in with a christening. Pos has been christened Pretty Simple.
Good news. I just rang BP in Un Zud & I got to speak to Mastabait. Yep, he is over his dummy spit & speaking to us again.
Crock related a story about a local who told them his wife was over in Melbourne on a shopping holiday. He said while she is away he is going to be painting his dick. Crock said they were mortified & were too scared to ask what that involved until they learnt how to speak Un Zud & realised he was painting his DECK!!
Our thoughts go out to Drambui & Doggy Bag & hope they recover soon from their injuries.
Next weeks run is the big one. The Awards Night at Porticos. Don't forget to frock up in something formal.
On On
Lois Lane
Thanks Penny Farthing for another great run & meal. Ok so it wasn't 12kms & flat as she stated, maybe a bit shorter & hillier but challenging none the less.
There was plenty of meat & a huge salad. Can't ask for more than that.
We welcomed back the newly weds Jethro & Bear Box, who was rechristened Sloppy Box for the night, & then they were both re-rechristened some other medical name which eludes me at the moment.
The only significant run was D & D - 6 ate 9. (689 for the slow ones).
Thank you to Moose Burger for stepping in as Grog Master & Easy Ride as Choir Master. For a new comer Easy Ride got all the names correct which is more than I can say for some of the regulars. Not to mention any names Rear Entry.
Just as the night was winding up Rowdy stepped in with a christening. Pos has been christened Pretty Simple.
Good news. I just rang BP in Un Zud & I got to speak to Mastabait. Yep, he is over his dummy spit & speaking to us again.
Crock related a story about a local who told them his wife was over in Melbourne on a shopping holiday. He said while she is away he is going to be painting his dick. Crock said they were mortified & were too scared to ask what that involved until they learnt how to speak Un Zud & realised he was painting his DECK!!
Our thoughts go out to Drambui & Doggy Bag & hope they recover soon from their injuries.
Next weeks run is the big one. The Awards Night at Porticos. Don't forget to frock up in something formal.
On On
Lois Lane
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Run 1391 Nuggety Dam
Hi Everyone
Has Hash gone to the dogs or what. I think there were more dogs than runners - and no I didn't include the tarts in that count!!
You would think with all those tracker noses we wouldn't have lost some of the tarts on the 'walkies'
Hoppi, Dropkick, Moose Burger & 1/2 a Bra managed to lose their way & it took a many ales to console their husbands while everyone else was out looking for them...
Welcome back Phuk Wit Phil who did a great job standing in as Choir Master.
Significant runs - Mountie 747 & 1/2Bar 858.
Pus Bucket was given a Super Runner VB bottle Hash style in recognition of his Hash 17 runs.
I took a car load down to D & E's AGM on Wednesday night. PE, Easy Ride, 1/2 Bar & Bra made the trip & it was one of the better AGM's I've been to.
The run was great, meal was fantastic & the circle was a lot of fun.
Now don't ask me who the new GM is as I can't remember but we raised more money for the bushfire appeal. They had a couple of members who lost houses.
This weeks run is at Buninyong Golf House & it will be a BBQ.
On On
Lois Lane
Has Hash gone to the dogs or what. I think there were more dogs than runners - and no I didn't include the tarts in that count!!
You would think with all those tracker noses we wouldn't have lost some of the tarts on the 'walkies'
Hoppi, Dropkick, Moose Burger & 1/2 a Bra managed to lose their way & it took a many ales to console their husbands while everyone else was out looking for them...
Welcome back Phuk Wit Phil who did a great job standing in as Choir Master.
Significant runs - Mountie 747 & 1/2Bar 858.
Pus Bucket was given a Super Runner VB bottle Hash style in recognition of his Hash 17 runs.
I took a car load down to D & E's AGM on Wednesday night. PE, Easy Ride, 1/2 Bar & Bra made the trip & it was one of the better AGM's I've been to.
The run was great, meal was fantastic & the circle was a lot of fun.
Now don't ask me who the new GM is as I can't remember but we raised more money for the bushfire appeal. They had a couple of members who lost houses.
This weeks run is at Buninyong Golf House & it will be a BBQ.
On On
Lois Lane
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Run 1390 Bent Nose 1000th Run
Hi Everyone
Congratulations to Bent Nose on achieving 1000th runs. Bent is the first inaugural runner of our hash to reach 1000 runs.
He originally hailed from Western Suburbs where he was called Morton, ran 380 runs and served a year as their GM.
How good was it to have so many visitors come to Ballarat to help celebrate the occasion. They almost outnumbered our runners.
I thought they must have held Bent in high esteem but I think they just wanted pay back from all those years of being roasted by our Prince of Pomposity.
We welcomed back Spider & welcomed a new runner. What was his name? Gay something..
We had 2 significant runners: Drop Kick 333 & Beer Phuk 33.
Whilst the runners were enjoying the run, Normal spent his time 'teasing' everyone with drink stop vehicle. This triggered a chain of events that, whilst no malice was intended, got out of hand.
Just shows that there is a fine line between funny & other peoples perception of funny.
Bent was suitably roasted & well done to Mrs D who did a great job as Sgt. Always a hard thing to do when visitors are involved.
Also, thank you to Mrs D for manning the bar all night & ably assisted by BP.
I have published the Awards Night flyer so start organising your cute little 'number' to wear.
Next weeks run is at Nuggety Dam & the On After is at the Top Eureka
On On
Lois Lane
Congratulations to Bent Nose on achieving 1000th runs. Bent is the first inaugural runner of our hash to reach 1000 runs.
He originally hailed from Western Suburbs where he was called Morton, ran 380 runs and served a year as their GM.
How good was it to have so many visitors come to Ballarat to help celebrate the occasion. They almost outnumbered our runners.
I thought they must have held Bent in high esteem but I think they just wanted pay back from all those years of being roasted by our Prince of Pomposity.
We welcomed back Spider & welcomed a new runner. What was his name? Gay something..
We had 2 significant runners: Drop Kick 333 & Beer Phuk 33.
Whilst the runners were enjoying the run, Normal spent his time 'teasing' everyone with drink stop vehicle. This triggered a chain of events that, whilst no malice was intended, got out of hand.
Just shows that there is a fine line between funny & other peoples perception of funny.
Bent was suitably roasted & well done to Mrs D who did a great job as Sgt. Always a hard thing to do when visitors are involved.
Also, thank you to Mrs D for manning the bar all night & ably assisted by BP.
I have published the Awards Night flyer so start organising your cute little 'number' to wear.
Next weeks run is at Nuggety Dam & the On After is at the Top Eureka
On On
Lois Lane
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Run 1389 National Hotel, Clunes
Hi Everyone
We had a nice, sociable night at the National Hotel under the watchful eye of an ex Hasher- Dazza - from Broken Hill.
Dazza the adopted Chinaman donated pizza, a lovely Superwoman glass & even decorated the place with some old Chrissy decorations to add to the atmosphere of the night.
Significant runners were: The Bill 1213, SS 1234, Bent Nose 999 & Dumb & Dumber 686.
Don't forget the big one next week. No...I haven't been peeking, I mean Bent Noses 1000th run at Donegan's Farm in Gordon.
There will be some visitors from other Hashes so I don't expect we will get away on time (do we ever!).
You will be able to buy your drinks from the Hash Bar we will have running. Prices will be cheap cheap cheap.
Hope to see lots of you there to give Bent Nose a roasting such as he has given many others in his time
On On
Lois Lane
We had a nice, sociable night at the National Hotel under the watchful eye of an ex Hasher- Dazza - from Broken Hill.
Dazza the adopted Chinaman donated pizza, a lovely Superwoman glass & even decorated the place with some old Chrissy decorations to add to the atmosphere of the night.
Significant runners were: The Bill 1213, SS 1234, Bent Nose 999 & Dumb & Dumber 686.
Don't forget the big one next week. No...I haven't been peeking, I mean Bent Noses 1000th run at Donegan's Farm in Gordon.
There will be some visitors from other Hashes so I don't expect we will get away on time (do we ever!).
You will be able to buy your drinks from the Hash Bar we will have running. Prices will be cheap cheap cheap.
Hope to see lots of you there to give Bent Nose a roasting such as he has given many others in his time
On On
Lois Lane
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Run 1388 Haddon Gun Club
Hi Everyone
Another run down & 8 to go!!! but who's counting.
We welcomed back Penny Farthing Kia Ora e hoa. Hope you enjoyed your holiday in En Zud. Peter (Spencers next door neighbour) & Cleaverage & Heavy.
Significant runs: Mastabait 1050, Carmilla 55 & Chris Cross 609.
Congratulations to Bear Box & Jethro on their wedding this weekend & a special conrats to Moose Burger who announced she is on the way to becoming an Aussie citizen.
From all accounts the run was good. A bit straggly & mostly on the tarmac - wasn't it a bush run!! Typical male - can never find the right spots amongst the bush.
Drink stop was great. Lots of drinks for everyone.
Even had some lights this time. Gets a bit boring doing it with the lights off all the time.
Thanks Donuts for giving us all those little pink things. I'm sure they will come in handy.
I need the Awards to start coming back so I can get them engraved for this years fantastic awardees. Trouble is last years GM can't remember who he gave them to. Could the holders please take them down off your mantlepieces & give them to me. Ta
Next weeks run is Criss Crosses at the National Hotel, Fraser St, Clunes.
On On
Lois Lane
Another run down & 8 to go!!! but who's counting.
We welcomed back Penny Farthing Kia Ora e hoa. Hope you enjoyed your holiday in En Zud. Peter (Spencers next door neighbour) & Cleaverage & Heavy.
Significant runs: Mastabait 1050, Carmilla 55 & Chris Cross 609.
Congratulations to Bear Box & Jethro on their wedding this weekend & a special conrats to Moose Burger who announced she is on the way to becoming an Aussie citizen.
From all accounts the run was good. A bit straggly & mostly on the tarmac - wasn't it a bush run!! Typical male - can never find the right spots amongst the bush.
Drink stop was great. Lots of drinks for everyone.
Even had some lights this time. Gets a bit boring doing it with the lights off all the time.
Thanks Donuts for giving us all those little pink things. I'm sure they will come in handy.
I need the Awards to start coming back so I can get them engraved for this years fantastic awardees. Trouble is last years GM can't remember who he gave them to. Could the holders please take them down off your mantlepieces & give them to me. Ta
Next weeks run is Criss Crosses at the National Hotel, Fraser St, Clunes.
On On
Lois Lane
Monday, February 9, 2009
Red Dress Run
Hi all
What an appropriate night to hold the Red Dress Run. Gave us the opportunity to raise some money for the Bushfire Appeal.
Thanks to those who donated raffle prizes & to all of you who gave generously to buy a ticket. We raised $317. Thanks everyone.
On to Hash matters.
Welcome back to Little Evil. He looked pretty evil in the little number he was wearing as well.
I must also acknowledge the welcomes back to those on the Black Tie Night run.
Rocky, Out the Front, Dribbles & Shoots, Beer Phuk, Bubba & Spartacus.
SUPER RUNNERS. Yep we had 2 of them. Congrats to Normal on 700. Now, with The Bill 1212th we just randomly chose this run as he has spent the last 3 months backlogging his name in the book. i.e. he turns up but doesn't sign the book hoping to be overlooked. Sorry old chap but nothing gets past this GM!!
Significant runners - Carpet Burns 69 & Jethro 169.
Can you believe the screw actually gave praise to Silic for the run. The pack was spread for miles. Snags was stranded on his own at one point in that lovely dress (mind you it curbed his desire to go short cutting) & Squizzy managed to find more trail than everyone else as he was the last runner in by a long way. Mmmm he did arrive at the drink stop from the look out direction though!! Unfortunately Silic if you want brownie points for a shit hot run then you must please me as well & supply girl drinks!!
It was a very funny run. We discovered if we want to pick up out on the streets then we should wear those hot numbers we had on. I'm a bit worried about Gliders secret life though when those young boys yelled out the van window "you old, fat, poofter cunt" then gave him him a wave & headed up to the look out. Perhaps we shouldn't go there!!
There will also be a red dress run in Melbourne on Friday 27th February for those interested & D & E are having their AGM on Wed 11 March.
Next weeks run is Pebbles at the Haddon Gun Club. He assures me there will be lights this year.
On On
Lois Lane
PS when I work out how to down load the photos I will post more of the Black Tie Night.
What an appropriate night to hold the Red Dress Run. Gave us the opportunity to raise some money for the Bushfire Appeal.
Thanks to those who donated raffle prizes & to all of you who gave generously to buy a ticket. We raised $317. Thanks everyone.
On to Hash matters.
Welcome back to Little Evil. He looked pretty evil in the little number he was wearing as well.
I must also acknowledge the welcomes back to those on the Black Tie Night run.
Rocky, Out the Front, Dribbles & Shoots, Beer Phuk, Bubba & Spartacus.
SUPER RUNNERS. Yep we had 2 of them. Congrats to Normal on 700. Now, with The Bill 1212th we just randomly chose this run as he has spent the last 3 months backlogging his name in the book. i.e. he turns up but doesn't sign the book hoping to be overlooked. Sorry old chap but nothing gets past this GM!!
Significant runners - Carpet Burns 69 & Jethro 169.
Can you believe the screw actually gave praise to Silic for the run. The pack was spread for miles. Snags was stranded on his own at one point in that lovely dress (mind you it curbed his desire to go short cutting) & Squizzy managed to find more trail than everyone else as he was the last runner in by a long way. Mmmm he did arrive at the drink stop from the look out direction though!! Unfortunately Silic if you want brownie points for a shit hot run then you must please me as well & supply girl drinks!!
It was a very funny run. We discovered if we want to pick up out on the streets then we should wear those hot numbers we had on. I'm a bit worried about Gliders secret life though when those young boys yelled out the van window "you old, fat, poofter cunt" then gave him him a wave & headed up to the look out. Perhaps we shouldn't go there!!
There will also be a red dress run in Melbourne on Friday 27th February for those interested & D & E are having their AGM on Wed 11 March.
Next weeks run is Pebbles at the Haddon Gun Club. He assures me there will be lights this year.
On On
Lois Lane
PS when I work out how to down load the photos I will post more of the Black Tie Night.
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