Hi Everyone
We had a nice, sociable night at the National Hotel under the watchful eye of an ex Hasher- Dazza - from Broken Hill.
Dazza the adopted Chinaman donated pizza, a lovely Superwoman glass & even decorated the place with some old Chrissy decorations to add to the atmosphere of the night.
Significant runners were: The Bill 1213, SS 1234, Bent Nose 999 & Dumb & Dumber 686.
Don't forget the big one next week. No...I haven't been peeking, I mean Bent Noses 1000th run at Donegan's Farm in Gordon.
There will be some visitors from other Hashes so I don't expect we will get away on time (do we ever!).
You will be able to buy your drinks from the Hash Bar we will have running. Prices will be cheap cheap cheap.
Hope to see lots of you there to give Bent Nose a roasting such as he has given many others in his time
On On
Lois Lane
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Run 1388 Haddon Gun Club
Hi Everyone
Another run down & 8 to go!!! but who's counting.
We welcomed back Penny Farthing Kia Ora e hoa. Hope you enjoyed your holiday in En Zud. Peter (Spencers next door neighbour) & Cleaverage & Heavy.
Significant runs: Mastabait 1050, Carmilla 55 & Chris Cross 609.
Congratulations to Bear Box & Jethro on their wedding this weekend & a special conrats to Moose Burger who announced she is on the way to becoming an Aussie citizen.
From all accounts the run was good. A bit straggly & mostly on the tarmac - wasn't it a bush run!! Typical male - can never find the right spots amongst the bush.
Drink stop was great. Lots of drinks for everyone.
Even had some lights this time. Gets a bit boring doing it with the lights off all the time.
Thanks Donuts for giving us all those little pink things. I'm sure they will come in handy.
I need the Awards to start coming back so I can get them engraved for this years fantastic awardees. Trouble is last years GM can't remember who he gave them to. Could the holders please take them down off your mantlepieces & give them to me. Ta
Next weeks run is Criss Crosses at the National Hotel, Fraser St, Clunes.
On On
Lois Lane
Another run down & 8 to go!!! but who's counting.
We welcomed back Penny Farthing Kia Ora e hoa. Hope you enjoyed your holiday in En Zud. Peter (Spencers next door neighbour) & Cleaverage & Heavy.
Significant runs: Mastabait 1050, Carmilla 55 & Chris Cross 609.
Congratulations to Bear Box & Jethro on their wedding this weekend & a special conrats to Moose Burger who announced she is on the way to becoming an Aussie citizen.
From all accounts the run was good. A bit straggly & mostly on the tarmac - wasn't it a bush run!! Typical male - can never find the right spots amongst the bush.
Drink stop was great. Lots of drinks for everyone.
Even had some lights this time. Gets a bit boring doing it with the lights off all the time.
Thanks Donuts for giving us all those little pink things. I'm sure they will come in handy.
I need the Awards to start coming back so I can get them engraved for this years fantastic awardees. Trouble is last years GM can't remember who he gave them to. Could the holders please take them down off your mantlepieces & give them to me. Ta
Next weeks run is Criss Crosses at the National Hotel, Fraser St, Clunes.
On On
Lois Lane
Monday, February 9, 2009
Red Dress Run
Hi all
What an appropriate night to hold the Red Dress Run. Gave us the opportunity to raise some money for the Bushfire Appeal.
Thanks to those who donated raffle prizes & to all of you who gave generously to buy a ticket. We raised $317. Thanks everyone.
On to Hash matters.
Welcome back to Little Evil. He looked pretty evil in the little number he was wearing as well.
I must also acknowledge the welcomes back to those on the Black Tie Night run.
Rocky, Out the Front, Dribbles & Shoots, Beer Phuk, Bubba & Spartacus.
SUPER RUNNERS. Yep we had 2 of them. Congrats to Normal on 700. Now, with The Bill 1212th we just randomly chose this run as he has spent the last 3 months backlogging his name in the book. i.e. he turns up but doesn't sign the book hoping to be overlooked. Sorry old chap but nothing gets past this GM!!
Significant runners - Carpet Burns 69 & Jethro 169.
Can you believe the screw actually gave praise to Silic for the run. The pack was spread for miles. Snags was stranded on his own at one point in that lovely dress (mind you it curbed his desire to go short cutting) & Squizzy managed to find more trail than everyone else as he was the last runner in by a long way. Mmmm he did arrive at the drink stop from the look out direction though!! Unfortunately Silic if you want brownie points for a shit hot run then you must please me as well & supply girl drinks!!
It was a very funny run. We discovered if we want to pick up out on the streets then we should wear those hot numbers we had on. I'm a bit worried about Gliders secret life though when those young boys yelled out the van window "you old, fat, poofter cunt" then gave him him a wave & headed up to the look out. Perhaps we shouldn't go there!!
There will also be a red dress run in Melbourne on Friday 27th February for those interested & D & E are having their AGM on Wed 11 March.
Next weeks run is Pebbles at the Haddon Gun Club. He assures me there will be lights this year.
On On
Lois Lane
PS when I work out how to down load the photos I will post more of the Black Tie Night.
What an appropriate night to hold the Red Dress Run. Gave us the opportunity to raise some money for the Bushfire Appeal.
Thanks to those who donated raffle prizes & to all of you who gave generously to buy a ticket. We raised $317. Thanks everyone.
On to Hash matters.
Welcome back to Little Evil. He looked pretty evil in the little number he was wearing as well.
I must also acknowledge the welcomes back to those on the Black Tie Night run.
Rocky, Out the Front, Dribbles & Shoots, Beer Phuk, Bubba & Spartacus.
SUPER RUNNERS. Yep we had 2 of them. Congrats to Normal on 700. Now, with The Bill 1212th we just randomly chose this run as he has spent the last 3 months backlogging his name in the book. i.e. he turns up but doesn't sign the book hoping to be overlooked. Sorry old chap but nothing gets past this GM!!
Significant runners - Carpet Burns 69 & Jethro 169.
Can you believe the screw actually gave praise to Silic for the run. The pack was spread for miles. Snags was stranded on his own at one point in that lovely dress (mind you it curbed his desire to go short cutting) & Squizzy managed to find more trail than everyone else as he was the last runner in by a long way. Mmmm he did arrive at the drink stop from the look out direction though!! Unfortunately Silic if you want brownie points for a shit hot run then you must please me as well & supply girl drinks!!
It was a very funny run. We discovered if we want to pick up out on the streets then we should wear those hot numbers we had on. I'm a bit worried about Gliders secret life though when those young boys yelled out the van window "you old, fat, poofter cunt" then gave him him a wave & headed up to the look out. Perhaps we shouldn't go there!!
There will also be a red dress run in Melbourne on Friday 27th February for those interested & D & E are having their AGM on Wed 11 March.
Next weeks run is Pebbles at the Haddon Gun Club. He assures me there will be lights this year.
On On
Lois Lane
PS when I work out how to down load the photos I will post more of the Black Tie Night.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Australia Day Run 1385
Gidday Mates
Not sure how to say that with a kiwi excent!!
Good to see so many patriotic hashers decked out in various Australian clothing. The walkers looked like we were on a crusade with P.E carrying that great big flag.
We had a new runner. 'Pueder' from next door. He is most welcome back as I saw him trying to contribute money for the drink stop. I must let him know when my next run is.
I went with the palindromic theme for the significant runs for obvious reasons.
Road Runner 525, Excess Baggage 55 & Chris Cross 606.
Also had a couple of good roots, oops I mean square roots. Num Num & Easy Rider.
In keeping with the good ole Aussie volunteerism all the volunteer Australians were recognized & Spencer Hocking was awarded the 'Sam Kick-a Bitch' Unaustralian of the year award for cooking beef & not lamb on the spit.
Run was great, esp the run through 'pervert bush'. R.A did a good job with the weather & to top off the night we had fireworks.
Shame about the cricket though. I reckon that bat Carpet Burns found on the run without the handle was actually Ricky Pontings & the handle was stuck up his arse by one of the South Africans.
For all you early leavers, Mountie & Snags turned up late. We were pub stop number 12!!!
Snags put the bat on the spit so you can expect to be playing for our very own hash ashes when he has his cricket night in a few weeks.
Well, the social season is upon us. Don't forget the Black Tie trip on Monday. Bus leaves the City Oval at 6pm.
Also start looking that hot red number for the following week. It is the Red Dress Run & will be at Silics place 13 Howitt St.
On On
Lois Lane
Not sure how to say that with a kiwi excent!!
Good to see so many patriotic hashers decked out in various Australian clothing. The walkers looked like we were on a crusade with P.E carrying that great big flag.
We had a new runner. 'Pueder' from next door. He is most welcome back as I saw him trying to contribute money for the drink stop. I must let him know when my next run is.
I went with the palindromic theme for the significant runs for obvious reasons.
Road Runner 525, Excess Baggage 55 & Chris Cross 606.
Also had a couple of good roots, oops I mean square roots. Num Num & Easy Rider.
In keeping with the good ole Aussie volunteerism all the volunteer Australians were recognized & Spencer Hocking was awarded the 'Sam Kick-a Bitch' Unaustralian of the year award for cooking beef & not lamb on the spit.
Run was great, esp the run through 'pervert bush'. R.A did a good job with the weather & to top off the night we had fireworks.
Shame about the cricket though. I reckon that bat Carpet Burns found on the run without the handle was actually Ricky Pontings & the handle was stuck up his arse by one of the South Africans.
For all you early leavers, Mountie & Snags turned up late. We were pub stop number 12!!!
Snags put the bat on the spit so you can expect to be playing for our very own hash ashes when he has his cricket night in a few weeks.
Well, the social season is upon us. Don't forget the Black Tie trip on Monday. Bus leaves the City Oval at 6pm.
Also start looking that hot red number for the following week. It is the Red Dress Run & will be at Silics place 13 Howitt St.
On On
Lois Lane
Monday, January 19, 2009
Run 1384
Hi all
What a hot run that was. I guess only SS could get us tarts all hot & sweaty on a hash run. Even at 67yrs he still has it.
Maybe you young blokes could learn a thing or two from the old master. Esp given you all confessed you can't screw properly & are relying on the 'oldies' to bring along 'the tarts with tits'.
Welcome to the new runner Chris aka Weaner.
Welcomes back to Exit, Phukwit Phil, Cleavage, Tim & Allan.
Significant Runs: Carpet Burns - 66 That is suxty sux for those who can't speak UnZud.
New shoes: Weaner
Run/walk was pretty enjoyable, esp as SS managed to lead us through the local rubbish dump as well. He even turned up to the wet check in a car with a matching number plate. I guess that number plate would come in handy, esp when you take Vibes on a date.
Also, it's hard to believe that someone actually tried to 'out dumb' Dumb & Dumber but Sqizzy had a good go at it.
Lucky for him I was the only witness to this deft piece of driving as he tried to run his matchbox car over a ditch only to be stranded jammed on the top of the ditch. There they sat swaying from the front left wheel to the back right wheel. The two of us tried to push it back only to see Sqizzy disappear under a spray of dirt as the front wheel dug in but didn't grip.
At this point our savior arrived. Yep none other than D & D himself who promptly sat me & Num Num in the boot for weight - yeah thanks for that!! and pushed it out.
I'm not sure what was worse. Being stuck or being saved by Dumb & Dumber.
Anyway, lucky I was the only witness cos Squiz knew his secret would be safe with me.
Next weeks run is at Spencer Hockings place in Durham St. It is Australia Day theme & the On After is at same venue & is a Spit.
Usually a good Aussie party is a BBQ then a spit but this one is just the spit!!
Don't forget the Black Tie Night is coming up. Names & $30 to Bad Hair Day please.
On On
Lois Lane
What a hot run that was. I guess only SS could get us tarts all hot & sweaty on a hash run. Even at 67yrs he still has it.
Maybe you young blokes could learn a thing or two from the old master. Esp given you all confessed you can't screw properly & are relying on the 'oldies' to bring along 'the tarts with tits'.
Welcome to the new runner Chris aka Weaner.
Welcomes back to Exit, Phukwit Phil, Cleavage, Tim & Allan.
Significant Runs: Carpet Burns - 66 That is suxty sux for those who can't speak UnZud.
New shoes: Weaner
Run/walk was pretty enjoyable, esp as SS managed to lead us through the local rubbish dump as well. He even turned up to the wet check in a car with a matching number plate. I guess that number plate would come in handy, esp when you take Vibes on a date.
Also, it's hard to believe that someone actually tried to 'out dumb' Dumb & Dumber but Sqizzy had a good go at it.
Lucky for him I was the only witness to this deft piece of driving as he tried to run his matchbox car over a ditch only to be stranded jammed on the top of the ditch. There they sat swaying from the front left wheel to the back right wheel. The two of us tried to push it back only to see Sqizzy disappear under a spray of dirt as the front wheel dug in but didn't grip.
At this point our savior arrived. Yep none other than D & D himself who promptly sat me & Num Num in the boot for weight - yeah thanks for that!! and pushed it out.
I'm not sure what was worse. Being stuck or being saved by Dumb & Dumber.
Anyway, lucky I was the only witness cos Squiz knew his secret would be safe with me.
Next weeks run is at Spencer Hockings place in Durham St. It is Australia Day theme & the On After is at same venue & is a Spit.
Usually a good Aussie party is a BBQ then a spit but this one is just the spit!!
Don't forget the Black Tie Night is coming up. Names & $30 to Bad Hair Day please.
On On
Lois Lane
Monday, January 12, 2009
Courtesy of Bent - Tips for understanding the GM
Click on the picture and it will become quite big enough for all of you blind pricks to read it.
Hoppi & Remotes' Darncing Night
Run 1383
Hi Everyone
I finally have my computer back so the blog is back on track, & what a night to start my New Year blog.
We had 2 new members who have transferred from Perth. Welcome P.E & Easy Ride.
Also 2 new runners. Dos (alias Adrian) & Chris
Welcome back Wylie & Carmilla
Only one significant run. Donuts 469.
There were 2 birthday down downs. 1/2 a Bar 60th & Dos.
Congratulations to 1/2 a Bra for putting up with 1/2 a Bar for 10 years of wedded bliss.
Well, what a big effort Hoppi & Remote put in for this run.
Great weather tick, short run tick, 2 drinks stops tick, great venue tick, awesome food tick, band tick, male stripper ##???. Ok I guess we can't have it all our own way.
Don't give up your day job 1/2 a Bar, I doubt Chippendales will be calling you anytime soon.
Did you tarts see the darnce 'hang abouts' drinking round the back of Silics van all night. They said they were creating a real aussie country darnce feel by getting drunk outside waiting for the ugly sheila's to leave alone. I thought that was really funny til I woke up this morning & realised I was the only one that got a ride home with one of them!!! Ouch.
Don't forget the Black Tie Night is coming up in a few weeks. You need to get your name & money to Bad hair Day.
Next weeks run. The hare is SS and it will be at 5 Ways & On After at Top Eureka.
On On
Lois Lane
Hi Everyone
I finally have my computer back so the blog is back on track, & what a night to start my New Year blog.
We had 2 new members who have transferred from Perth. Welcome P.E & Easy Ride.
Also 2 new runners. Dos (alias Adrian) & Chris
Welcome back Wylie & Carmilla
Only one significant run. Donuts 469.
There were 2 birthday down downs. 1/2 a Bar 60th & Dos.
Congratulations to 1/2 a Bra for putting up with 1/2 a Bar for 10 years of wedded bliss.
Well, what a big effort Hoppi & Remote put in for this run.
Great weather tick, short run tick, 2 drinks stops tick, great venue tick, awesome food tick, band tick, male stripper ##???. Ok I guess we can't have it all our own way.
Don't give up your day job 1/2 a Bar, I doubt Chippendales will be calling you anytime soon.
Did you tarts see the darnce 'hang abouts' drinking round the back of Silics van all night. They said they were creating a real aussie country darnce feel by getting drunk outside waiting for the ugly sheila's to leave alone. I thought that was really funny til I woke up this morning & realised I was the only one that got a ride home with one of them!!! Ouch.
Don't forget the Black Tie Night is coming up in a few weeks. You need to get your name & money to Bad hair Day.
Next weeks run. The hare is SS and it will be at 5 Ways & On After at Top Eureka.
On On
Lois Lane
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