Run 1369 Daylight Saving Run

Hi Fellow Hashers

How good is to get back to bush runs & still be able to see where you're going. I love daylight saving!

Was surprised the RA didn't do a better job with the weather this week, everything considering, but despite the rain & cold it was a great run with a very convivial On After.

We welcomed back Spencer Hocking after a 3 month absence. I think he has spent all that pay rise already.
Drambuie also made it back after a long absence. Good to see you can come by yourself when you want!!!
Also, welcome back The Hill Billies, Bare Box & Bubba.

There were no Super or Significant runs although Drambuie & Bare Box came prematurely & signed on for next weeks run. You idiots.

Thanks to the girls who made it to the PMT run.
Tried to trade off Mountie while we were off visiting, under the Auntie/Niece rule but there were no takers. Probably cos there are no rules at Hash. Looks like we are stuck with her for a bit longer.

Happy birthday to Rowdy & Dumb & Dumber & congratulations to Pebbles who became a granddad last week.

Black Kettle Award (think that's what it is called) goes to Dribbles & Shoots for declaring he was a natural blonde!!
While we are on the subject of awards, this weeks Dummy Spit goes to The Bill. He went to get the book from his car after the run & hurt his leg in the process, so he threw the book in my lap & said I could keep the book!!! Oh dear some people can get a bit precious...

Next weeks run is at the Nerrina Tavern & the hare/hear/hair (can't you guys tell the difference!) is Beer Phuck.

On On
Lois Lane

PMT 100th Run

Hi fellow harriets

What a great time we had last night. Geelong turned on a beautiful balmy night, which made for a very enjoyable run.

I thought we would miss the loud overtures of Mounty on the bus trip but the tarts that went did us proud.

We had fanny flashing (no names - what happens on the trip stays on the trip!), excess drinking & even a christening. Yep Sue is now called Bare Foot Bitch. Move over Phuck Wit she is one of us now!!

We even managed to win all the raffles. Drop Kick won 2 of them but did we get to share any of them...

We figured out why no men go. It's because they all bring their own dogs, & the bigger the better. I think at one stage there were more dogs than pussies at the On After.

We tried very hard to steal something of value but they were on to us. It appears the only thing we managed to nick were 2 red plastic spoons. We just need a volunteer to pose with them stuck up their backside so we can send a photo back to them demanding they come & collect them. Any takers??

Thanks again to everyone who made the trip. It was lots of fun.
There will be a combined run held in Ballarat sometime next year so watch this space.

On On
Lois Lane

Run 1368 North Britain

Hi Everyone

Thanks The Bill for prizing yourself away from the Nude & Naked Exhibition long enough to set a run for us. Even took the time to set a walkers trail, which would have been good if Normal could read & follow the instructions!

We had a few Welcomes back. Spartacus, Sue, Snags & Mountie. Although hands up all those who wanted to send Mountie back to Vietnam or dob her into customs for bringing into the country the drug Speed then taking a double dose if it before she turned up to Hash.

We had one significant runner. Dumb & Dumber 669. Well done.

Don't forget daylight savings starts this weekend so set your clocks forward!!! Saturday night & we will see you at Rowdys new place for Stubbys Daylight Saving run.

On On
Lois Lane

Run 1366 &1367 - Tarts Rule!

Yep, 2 tart runs in a row & the RA managed to keep us wet on both days - how does he do it!!

We welcomed back Deep Heat last week & Drop Kick this week.

There were no Super Runners but SS celebrated is 1213 run.

Cleavage's run was around Redan & no doubt we will be using the trail next year & the year after, & the year after. I'm sure the paint will be there for a while to come.

It was a cold, wet night but the company & garage was warm & we enjoyed a lovely meal.

Happy 50th birthday Cleavage.

What can I say about the run this week. Fantastic? Yep that's it.

Rain stayed away for the run and no-one got lost running around the bush. That was a good thing...wasn't it? Sorry but 1/2 Bar was too noisy to lose.

Did you enjoy that award winning soup.....None of Bent Noses' runner up stuff!

Thanks Bent for the longest screw you've given for a while. I may have enjoyed it if there weren't so many people watching us esp BP...

Next weeks run is The Bills at the North Britain. That's if we can tear him away from using those viewing glasses at the Nude & Naked Exhibition.

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Lois Lane

Runs 1364 & 1354

Ok so I am a slack arse.

I must have spent too much time on the loo after that curry meal or maybe my Johnny Cash wouldn't let me sit down for too long.

Anyway, Vanaja's run was a beauty. Thanks FOP for setting the run & even the rain eased up in the end.

Food was awesome at both the drink stop & the on after.

We welcomed back Masterbait & Normal (well he thinks he was welcome back!!).
We also welcomed a new runner - Pain in the Dark. I think we must have scared him off as he never turned up this week.

Dumb & Dumber had a devil of a significant run. 666
AND... FOP had to drink the prick of the week for losing the Prick glass to the PMT hash the week before.

Son of Spider hosted this weeks run. Blow was a Blow in as a helper we believe.

Big wraps from the ladies for making a special trip just to get some special drinks. We love you heaps. (but not enough to show you our tits!!!)

Coincidently Spider was welcomed back this week. Are you sure he's not your dad?

Congratulations to Silic our super runner this week. 500 runs well done. I think our wine scribe & photographers out did themselves this week for his wine. Very very funny label.

A couple of significant runs also. SS 1212 (ok so it just looks good on paper) & Bear Box 50. Well done.

Mrs D was sick this week so she was replaced by the sickest person I could find. Thanks Normal for standing in for her.

Reminder PMT are having their 100th run on Wed 1 Oct & a 9 seater bus is going down if anyone is interested. There are a couple of seats left so let me know.

Next weeks run is at 801 Barkly St. Cleveage is the hare/hair/hear.

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Lois Lane

Titlands Golf Club

Yep, finally SOS got to see some tit but he was standing behind her & missed the lot!!

And my god, what a lot there was. There was more there than all our tarts put together. (hope i don't sound toooo bitter & twisted).

Maybe Santa Sax nether region is as big as her tits & couldn't resist pinching the penis glass to get some satisfaction on the journey home! Too bad though, as the penis police were on to her & the glass & the box it fits into (& I'm not referring to mine either) are safe back in the hands of the Sovereign Hash.

We did have some home grown important events as well.

Bubba ran his 200th run this week. Well done.
There were also a couple of significant runs. FOP 113 & Bad Hair Day 569.

Visiting Hashers. Mini Balls all the way from Ballarat via Kuwait.
PMT Hash represented by Insatiable & Santa Sax.

PMT hash were plugging their 100th run weekend @ Port Campbell on 4th & 5th October.

There will be a trip down to Geelong on 1st October if anyone is interested in attending the 1ooth run. Just let me know if you want to go to that one.

Excess Baggage is the hare for next weeks run & we are meeting at Diva's Curry Restaurant in Eureka St. Opp the Stockade.

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Lois Lane

Atlantic Run

Hi Everyone

This weeks run was all about quality not quantity. Whilst the numbers were smaller than usual, everyone got to enjoy one of the better set runs. The walkers also got to share in the trail and everyone finished together under a full moon. Very romantic. Well done FOP & Out the Front.

There were a few welcomes backs. Rocky, Dribbles, Hopi & Remote & even Bent Nose got out of his sick bed to come back.

Congratulations to Rocky who had a significant run. 777.
FOP had the stutters & wrote his name & run number in the book twice, while Remote wrote his using Braille signs. Both blamed their wifes. No wonder we are the knitters club!!

We learned this week that giving head is how us girls get to earn our jewelery. I was going to say there will be a ring inspection next week but mmmm maybe I won't.

Don't forget next weeks run is now at the Midlands Golf Club on Heinz Lane as is the On After. (I'm not sure how I will get there as I am boycotting Heinz Lane after I got a speeding ticket last time I drove down that road.)
Rowdy is still the hare but it is NOT a pie night anymore.

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Lois Lane